1. 03-12-22 09:54 AM #1
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    Spoke to my mechanic Gus he has another play

    He said take Denver Nuggets -5.5

    I took my car in because my breaks were squeaking and he just charged me a few hundred for new break pads but he said i can make it back with this play

    When you find the right mechanic life is good
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  2. 03-12-22 10:03 AM #2
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    Breaks and bedding

    That's some colorful spelling
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  3. 03-12-22 10:17 AM #3
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    lol do we believe these stories

    how does he meet so many guys who bet???
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  4. 03-12-22 10:24 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13 View Post
    lol do we believe these stories

    how does he meet so many guys who bet???

    We love Weeder.
    How can you not love Weeder?
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  5. 03-12-22 10:27 AM #5
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  6. 03-12-22 10:27 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    We love Weeder.
    How can you not love Weeder?
    I love weeders as well

    think these back stories just his shtick tho
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  7. 03-12-22 10:30 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13 View Post
    I love weeders as well

    think these back stories just his shtick tho
    Ya think?





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  8. 03-12-22 10:55 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13 View Post
    I love weeders as well

    think these back stories just his shtick tho
    Tell me you are joking?
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  9. 03-12-22 11:07 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    You musta got manure fer yer brains
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  10. 03-12-22 11:13 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    You musta got manure fer yer brains
    Classic



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  11. 03-12-22 11:38 AM #11
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    It amazes me people don’t know proper English

    2 threads in a row!

    Brake pads, not break pads

    Here, not hear

    Everyone went to JJ’s elementary school I guess
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  12. 03-12-22 12:05 PM #12
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    ML better
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  13. 03-12-22 12:19 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    It amazes me people don’t know proper English

    2 threads in a row!

    Brake pads, not break pads

    Here, not hear

    Everyone went to JJ’s elementary school I guess

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  14. 03-12-22 01:26 PM #14
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    Gus is the real deal

    He says he is banned from betting Portuguese Soccer with his local
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  15. 03-12-22 01:41 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    He said take Denver Nuggets -5.5

    I took my car in because my breaks were squeaking and he just charged me a few hundred for new break pads but he said i can make it back with this play

    When you find the right mechanic life is good
    Either you are a bigger dumb ass than I thought or your lying. No way does it cost few hundred bucks for brake pads. Hell I changed mine the other day and it was 50 for labor.
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    The few hundred included the pick I guess...
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  17. 03-12-22 01:46 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    Either you are a bigger dumb ass than I thought or your lying. No way does it cost few hundred bucks for brake pads. Hell I changed mine the other day and it was 50 for labor.
    He did the routers too (rotors)
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  18. 03-12-22 02:10 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Gus is the real deal

    He says he is banned from betting Portuguese Soccer with his local
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  19. 03-12-22 02:15 PM #19
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    Get em WEED
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  20. 03-12-22 02:19 PM #20
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  21. 03-12-22 05:47 PM #21
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    Free brakes. Not a bad deal
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  22. 03-12-22 05:55 PM #22
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    Weed, good stuff. Think I figured out the angle. Gus is front-running:

    1) Gus knows you're big-time.
    2) Gus knows you have a following and will move the needle.
    3) Gus lets it plays out and plunges in on the LATE number.

    Think I'm crazy? In practice, Gus got down on -5.5 EARLY. # climbling, will close at -7.

    Gus comes back w/ +7 LATE. Can't beat that w/ a stick.
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  24. 03-13-22 12:51 AM #24
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    I’m sure Sug daddy threw in a free lube job too.

    Preventative maintenance, like fixing the breaks, checking the rubber, using the dipstick to check your oil is all good stuff...right weedz. Just be careful though, if you can’t pay, he will put a mechanic lean on you.
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  25. 03-13-22 01:34 AM #25
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    Spoke to my prostitute Olga and she said go with,

    Under Clippers.
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  26. 03-13-22 03:12 AM #26
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    Seaweed, your bullshit has been played out like several others here pretending things. The only thing you have left is to go on with Sammy. You don't have to show your face or show anything. You can pretend like the others on Sammy's show. Just pretend. You are a professional gambler. That is what all these fukin retards always say. They have internet pretend lives.
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  27. 03-13-22 08:13 AM #27
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    Seaweed

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  28. 03-13-22 08:27 AM #28
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    Weeder?
    Gus open today, if so does he have time to change my points and plugs?
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  29. 03-13-22 08:29 AM #29
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    Mechanics are not your best source of winning picks. Talk to people that are close to the players like trainers. What the heck does a mechanic know about the NBA?
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  30. 03-13-22 08:51 AM #30
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    I’m really upset because today I went and he is closed I was hoping he would have a bounce back place for me even though my car doesn’t need any fixing I called him up and he said he won’t give me a play until I take in my car to be fixed next time
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  31. 03-13-22 11:50 AM #31
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    we love our weeder
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  32. 03-13-22 12:34 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I’m really upset because today I went and he is closed I was hoping he would have a bounce back place for me even though my car doesn’t need any fixing I called him up and he said he won’t give me a play until I take in my car to be fixed next time
    Weed, you'll think he'll give you a free Oil Change next time to square it up?

    Get em next time, Weed.
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    How exactly does this conversation go down?

    WEED: "How's it look, Gus? What's the estimate on the damages?"

    GUS: "Well, Weeder. Your Johnson rod is blown out. On top of the standard Oil Change, we're looking at $200."

    WEED (down): "Oh, man, that's a lot of dough."

    GUS: "Don't worry about it. If you put $220 on Denver -5.5, you'll clear $200. And then it will be like your service is for Free."
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  34. 03-13-22 01:08 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    How exactly does this conversation go down?

    WEED: "How's it look, Gus? What's the estimate on the damages?"

    GUS: "Well, Weeder. Your Johnson rod is blown out. On top of the standard Oil Change, we're looking at $200."

    WEED (down): "Oh, man, that's a lot of dough."

    GUS: "Don't worry about it. If you put $220 on Denver -5.5, you'll clear $200. And then it will be like your service is for Free."
    Lol it doesn’t make sense
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  35. 03-13-22 10:33 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunshine11 View Post
    Under Clippers.
    Thanks Olga. You're hot!
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