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    Caesars Is A Dump

    Just remembered why I don't stay here or play here. I feel like I went back in time and not in a good way. The staff can get fukked too. Just awful.

    Cheers Jon bet Islands!

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    Lol Vegas

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    Last time I stayed there was 2001. Was with my cousin. We watched Luis Gonzalez bloop a world series walk off single to center. Then we drank a 6 pack, put on our tuxedos, he was a nervous wreck. I talked him off the ledge, walked him to the classico chapel and he got married. Just him, myself, the bride and her soking fine cousin.

    Afterwards cousin wanted to hang out. We did, she made her intentions known and somehow I Rivera'd it and choked a sure thing away that night. Still bothers me to this day. I don't flinch and that night I flinched. Was just young I guess.

    Anyways, he's still married, living in Atlanta with two amazing kiddos and a gorgeous wife.

    Special memory for me

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    Was there for a week just before Covid hit and I will never return. It was disgusting. Dirty. Democrats and Liberals have destroyed Las Vegas just like they do everything else. Its over.

    Lets GO BRANDON and Obama too

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    Are you saying there's actual filth in the hotel rooms, bathrooms, tables, sides and buttons of machines and filthy employees with no class? C'mon now gimme tha details!

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    Yep pure trash Compton

    Quote Originally Posted by mama whoiscrying View Post
    Was there for a week just before Covid hit and I will never return. It was disgusting. Dirty. Democrats and Liberals have destroyed Las Vegas just like they do everything else. Its over.

    Lets GO BRANDON and Obama too

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    Ceasars is good for their indoor mall only.

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    About 10 years ago I checked into a comped suite at Caesars and a dude was in my room.

    He was an employee messing around near the fridge, said he was cleaning up, and immediately left. When I checked out the front desk wanted to charge me $100 for mini-bar chargers that I didn't make. It took me a while to figure out that the guy in my room was alcoholic employee raiding the mini bar.

    The wallpaper was peeling off the wall too. Not a good look for what's supposed to be a premium casino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    Ceasars is good for their indoor mall only.
    That mall is an absolute maze. I wandered in there hammered shortly after I moved to Vegas and it took me like 2 hours to find my way out... not a bad mall though.

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    Caesars very dated. They are redoing the front entrance which will improve but it’s way too dark in there and very little natural lighting. An old school vegas casino type. Mall solid and the coliseum still one of the best places to see a show. Restaurants ok. Not the top of the list destination for most. My top 5 are:

    1. Bellagio
    2. Wynn/Encore
    3. Cosmopolitan
    4. Circa
    5. Aria/Vdara City Center

    Park MGM also a great spot with all the work they have done. Smoke free as well. Entire area by arena solid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Just remembered why I don't stay here or play here. I feel like I went back in time and not in a good way. The staff can get fukked too. Just awful.

    Cheers Jon bet Islands!
    you can go to a state that has online gambling



    do other activities that you actually want to do and bet legally


    what a dumb decision by you


    but i guess that is why you go to wheel of fortune instead of jeopardy



    not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Caesars very dated. They are redoing the front entrance which will improve but it’s way too dark in there and very little natural lighting. An old school vegas casino type. Mall solid and the coliseum still one of the best places to see a show. Restaurants ok. Not the top of the list destination for most. My top 5 are:

    1. Bellagio
    2. Wynn/Encore
    3. Cosmopolitan
    4. Circa
    5. Aria/Vdara City Center

    Park MGM also a great spot with all the work they have done. Smoke free as well. Entire area by arena solid.
    Good point on the Colosseum. That's a great old-school venue. Not a bad seat in the house.

    Venetian/Palazzo are also top tier imo... especially when sewer gas isn't being released just outside the casino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Good point on the Colosseum. That's a great old-school venue. Not a bad seat in the house.

    Venetian/Palazzo are also top tier imo... especially when sewer gas isn't being released just outside the casino.
    Yes on Coliseum. Great place for a show and can grab dinner right there. Vanderpump’s has old desperate ass in there too.

    Venetian/Palazzo have an outstanding restaurant row and are top end. I’ve just never spent much time gaming or hanging out there. Never stayed there either. Great place though!

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    Vegas every third person a meth addict

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    Vegas has changed dramatically in the last 3 years.

    Shithole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yep pure trash Compton
    JJ you have never been to Compton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    you can go to a state that has online gambling



    do other activities that you actually want to do and bet legally


    what a dumb decision by you


    but i guess that is why you go to wheel of fortune instead of jeopardy



    not the sharpest tool in the shed


    Pretty sure Gaucher is there for work.

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    Dumb decision by you Gaucher. Going to work.
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    Vegas=Meth City

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    yeah try staying at Circus Circus

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    yeah try staying at Circus Circus
    Or the Stratosphere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clockwise1965 View Post
    Or the Stratosphere.
    TRUTH...one good thing about Circus..their STEAKHOUSE...legit!

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    Can't think of it's name offhand, but it's the one where a gunman went nuts shooting people on the ground from his hotel room ... Was that a good place before the incident. I think he was a video poker addict or some such game there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Dumb decision by you Gaucher. Going to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    TRUTH...one good thing about Circus..their STEAKHOUSE...legit!
    This is true. They have a great steakhouse and most people don’t even know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Caesars very dated. They are redoing the front entrance which will improve but it’s way too dark in there and very little natural lighting. An old school vegas casino type. Mall solid and the coliseum still one of the best places to see a show. Restaurants ok. Not the top of the list destination for most. My top 5 are:

    1. Bellagio
    2. Wynn/Encore
    3. Cosmopolitan
    4. Circa
    5. Aria/Vdara City Center

    Park MGM also a great spot with all the work they have done. Smoke free as well. Entire area by arena solid.
    I'm here for work but usually stay at Cosmo or Wynn. The thing that's surprising is how many freaking people are here. I swear the room hasn't been updated in 20 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Last time I stayed there was 2001. Was with my cousin. We watched Luis Gonzalez bloop a world series walk off single to center. Then we drank a 6 pack, put on our tuxedos, he was a nervous wreck. I talked him off the ledge, walked him to the classico chapel and he got married. Just him, myself, the bride and her soking fine cousin.

    Afterwards cousin wanted to hang out. We did, she made her intentions known and somehow I Rivera'd it and choked a sure thing away that night. Still bothers me to this day. I don't flinch and that night I flinched. Was just young I guess.
    Anyways, he's still married, living in Atlanta with two amazing kiddos and a gorgeous wife.
    Special memory for me
    ~~~

    That's the Kraken that we know and admire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I'm here for work but usually stay at Cosmo or Wynn. The thing that's surprising is how many freaking people are here. I swear the room hasn't been updated in 20 years.
    Agreed. I don’t get Caesar’s plan but it’s always full. They have a great location on the strip. They should scrape the front fountains and update the entire thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Vegas every third person a meth addict
    jjgold every third post is a troll.

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