A Message To Everyone Here From FunnyB and Myself.......

**stevenash** · 07-26-21, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

"Go Get Laid Man"
FunnyB

God you guys need to bad

Toronto Jays +125 live dog

I'm married.
I don't get laid anymore.

I endorse this play. (Jays)

**Fishhead** · 07-26-21, 04:06 PM

Gold, are you wearing double underwear to protect your nutsack and one eyed pole from Covid?

**jjgold** · 07-26-21, 04:14 PM

All geared up Fisher

Green sent me a nice protective suit for the casinos when I attack slot plays.

**stevenash** · 07-26-21, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

All geared up Fisher

Green sent me a nice protective suit for the casinos when I attack slot plays.

HazMat suit?

**hubie69** · 07-26-21, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

"Go Get Laid Man"
FunnyB

God you guys need to bad

Toronto Jays +125 live dog

Got Laid this morning Goldie.

You should heed your own advice baldy.

If you're having trouble in that department baldy, I suggest a video date service:

**Fishhead** · 07-26-21, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

All geared up Fisher

Green sent me a nice protective suit for the casinos when I attack slot plays.

Green as whacked out as you

**stevenash** · 07-26-21, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by hubie69

Got Laid this morning Goldie.

**theboss4018** · 07-26-21, 04:32 PM

The Sox have owned the jays this year! Good luck with that.

**JIBBBY** · 07-26-21, 04:34 PM

What if she isn't vaxxed yet JJ? What then?

**stevenash** · 07-26-21, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by theboss4018

The Sox have owned the jays this year! Good luck with that.

It's a good underdog spot play.
Pivetta is not in a good spot tonight.

Jays own him.

Nick Pivetta Batter vs. Pitching Stats - ESPN

https://www.espn.com/mlb/player/batvspitch/_/id/36071/nick-pivetta

View the full batter vs. pitching stats of San Diego Padres Starting Pitcher Nick Pivetta on ESPN. Includes full stats per MLB opponent.

Now BvP stats are ancillary stats, but still must be paid attention to as BvP numbers support the reason for the spot play.

**Buckandadime** · 07-26-21, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

What if she isn't vaxxed yet JJ? What then?

Say goodbye to girlfriend experience..

**KVB** · 07-26-21, 04:49 PM

Ok Gold.

Thanks.

**jjgold** · 07-26-21, 07:16 PM

You’re welcome and you’re too caught up in social issues and I’m caught up in pussy and betting the screen

**Fishhead** · 07-26-21, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

You’re welcome and you’re too caught up in social issues and I’m caught up in pussy and betting the screen

**KVB** · 07-26-21, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

You’re welcome and you’re too caught up in social issues and I’m caught up in pussy and betting the screen

Huh?

**Fishhead** · 07-26-21, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Huh?

**theboss4018** · 07-26-21, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

It's a good underdog spot play.
Pivetta is not in a good spot tonight.

Jays own him.

Nick Pivetta Batter vs. Pitching Stats - ESPN

https://www.espn.com/mlb/player/batvspitch/_/id/36071/nick-pivetta

View the full batter vs. pitching stats of San Diego Padres Starting Pitcher Nick Pivetta on ESPN. Includes full stats per MLB opponent.

Now BvP stats are ancillary stats, but still must be paid attention to as BvP numbers support the reason for the spot play.

I respect your opinions and your handicapping.. we shall c!

**Fishhead** · 07-26-21, 07:24 PM

JJ ankle deep in MERLOT

**JIBBBY** · 07-26-21, 07:41 PM

JJ can't land a girl with full blown AIDS. Stop this non sense already..

.

**juicername** · 07-26-21, 07:59 PM

Is FunnyB offering us a massage?

**clockwise1965** · 07-26-21, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

I'm married.
I don't get laid anymore.

I endorse this play. (Jays)

I'm married as well. You hit the nail on the head.

**Tuesday** · 07-27-21, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by theboss4018

The Sox have owned the jays this year! Good luck with that.

Good call.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 07-27-21, 04:57 AM

Lol. Lot of these slapdick trolls have never even been past the sniffin butt stage.

**jjgold** · 07-27-21, 05:38 AM

Baz correct

Too many guys involved in politics and social issues here

**KiDBaZkiT** · 07-27-21, 06:10 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Baz correct

Too many guys involved in politics and social issues here

The best is the guys in here that talk about how long they have been married like it’s something to be proud of.

They spend more money on their wives than any John is spending on random hookers and they still have to deal with them afterward. I can’t live with a woman. Tried too many times. They absolutely hands down cannot stand the gambling and get jealous af about it, even if they see you win a shit ton. That makes them loathe betting even more. Pretty sure I’m going to hell but the lord knows in my heart I would love like a square if I could.

**manny24** · 07-27-21, 06:26 AM

Originally posted by juicername

Is FunnyB offering us a massage?

Louisvillekid has been in therapy since Funny frisked him in that hotel room Juice

**pavyracer** · 07-27-21, 06:34 AM

This guy and his messages. I'm guessing from the comments it didn't turn out well.

**UncleChael** · 07-27-21, 07:00 AM

JJGOLDs been outta the game for 16 years !! Happy for you Pal

**hubie69** · 07-27-21, 08:24 AM

JJ needs to get back into the cole cut game. Zero chance he gets laid without cole cuts

**unde0087** · 07-27-21, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by manny24

Louisvillekid has been in therapy since Funny frisked him in that hotel room Juice

More like spending most of his life moving from one prison to the next

**BeatTheJerk** · 07-27-21, 10:30 AM

Covid has been a major c o c k blocker to all of us men trying to find some new cooze.

**jjgold** · 07-27-21, 12:06 PM

Gold nailed this thread

**jackpot269** · 07-27-21, 12:19 PM

JJ is the Ladies man!!

**JMobile** · 07-27-21, 12:21 PM

I got laid last night