1. 03-13-21 06:01 AM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good luck you will be happy and relieved when you go broke, the chase will be over and you can move on with your life.

    The same thing when a drug addict enters rehab he is relieved
    Drug addicts just find another user in rehab and then they spring the joint and get their fix.
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  2. 03-13-21 06:08 AM #72
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    Did the bus make it back or did Doug get jacked for his ticket?
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  3. 03-13-21 07:18 AM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyasports View Post
    Riding a bus with 9k in an open envelope, where was Morgan Freeman, Tom?
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  4. 03-13-21 07:33 AM #74
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    dougy did your late night job get you into following tennis?
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  5. 03-13-21 08:02 AM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    dougy did your late night job get you into following tennis?
    I've always been into tennis, I just wish I would've put all my effort playing it as a kid instead of baseball. (I was delusional enough to think I was gonna make the Majors, got as far as playing D3 for Baruch College from '95-'98. I have no doubt I would've been good enough to be a decent Chall. level player more than likely fixing matches if I was barely scraping by.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Did the bus make it back or did Doug get jacked for his ticket?
    Extremely reasonable question based on the area. Made the mistake of walking 20 minutes to the casino instead of taking the local bus. Literally the only white guy on the street. 2 bums approached me for money.. never realized that part of AC is nothing but casinos and crackheads. Long story longer made it back safely & got them both safely tucked away. (BTW those baoding balls are the best $20 you could spend..perfect stress reliever for watching games)
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  7. 03-13-21 10:13 AM #77
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    This thread is well documented. We should keep it alive till the climax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Extremely reasonable question based on the area. Made the mistake of walking 20 minutes to the casino instead of taking the local bus. Literally the only white guy on the street. 2 bums approached me for money.. never realized that part of AC is nothing but casinos and crackheads. Long story longer made it back safely & got them both safely tucked away. (BTW those baoding balls are the best $20 you could spend..perfect stress reliever for watching games)
    Gonna use these as Kegel Balls if this bet don’t come thru
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  9. 03-13-21 10:22 AM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    Gonna use these as Kegel Balls if this bet don’t come thru
    1st I'm gonna ask (actually insist) if I could test them out in each one of her holes if she comes over next wk.
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  10. 03-13-21 11:20 AM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Extremely reasonable question based on the area. Made the mistake of walking 20 minutes to the casino instead of taking the local bus. Literally the only white guy on the street. 2 bums approached me for money.. never realized that part of AC is nothing but casinos and crackheads. Long story longer made it back safely & got them both safely tucked away. (BTW those baoding balls are the best $20 you could spend..perfect stress reliever for watching games)
    Never been to AC but hear it’s rough and you were literally walking with life changing money. A bum would go on a 30 day crack bender.
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  11. 03-13-21 11:21 AM #81
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    I’m tailing your play for $1k. Looking for the best odds. Will post a ticket. You are the crazy fukk. I just want to join the ride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    I’m tailing your play for $1k. Looking for the best odds. Will post a ticket. You are the crazy fukk. I just want to join the ride.
    that's the spirit!
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  13. 03-13-21 12:00 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    I’m tailing your play for $1k. Looking for the best odds. Will post a ticket. You are the crazy fukk. I just want to join the ride.
    Glad to hear it!.. We either go down in flames together or cash a sweat a fukkin ticket. I don't know any other book that lets you parlay these besides DraftKings so that would be your best option.(FanDuel & none of the offshore do). Just checked the lines. NBA Eastern Conf. lines not up yet and Zags down to +215. Assuming Nets still +130..$1K to win 6245. If you're worried about the Nets and thinking Lakers, I posted a couple tickets at the current lines. I just put in the 2nd ticket to see what the payout would be if I put the Lakers in my original parlay as well.

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  14. 03-13-21 12:08 PM #84
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    Dang it guys!!!

    Gonzaga is not winning
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Glad to hear it!.. We either go down in flames together or cash a sweat a fukkin ticket. I don't know any other book that lets you parlay these besides DraftKings so that would be your best option.(FanDuel & none of the offshore do). Just checked the lines. NBA Eastern Conf. lines not up yet and Zags down to +215. Assuming Nets still +130..$1K to win 6245. If you're worried about the Nets and thinking Lakers, I posted a couple tickets at the current lines. I just put in the 2nd ticket to see what the payout would be if I put the Lakers in my original parlay as well.

    Kind of like the lakers. I’m in Vegas so can’t use DK/Fan Duel. Will look at some books and then offshore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Dang it guys!!!

    Gonzaga is not winning
    I have a Michigan future at +5500 but not sure they can close either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Dang it guys!!!

    Gonzaga is not winning
    Sure they will Mike, just to extend my agony while giving me false hope. Zags mean nothing without the Nets so I'm sure it's gonna be Nets/Bucks ECF game 7.. Middleton or Holiday hits a 3 at the buzzer..parlay DOA.
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    Dougy, we are winning. Enough said. I’ll get the champagne on ice pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Dougy, we are winning. Enough said. I’ll get the champagne on ice pal.
    All right bud gonna hold you to it..gonna stay optimistic for once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    All right bud gonna hold you to it..gonna stay optimistic for once.
    Stay focused. One game at a time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    All right bud gonna hold you to it..gonna stay optimistic for once.
    Life is too short pal. Glass is always half full over here... even when the milk is sour. Fukk it. Let’s win!
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    step 1 sweat is over 2-3 weeks

    then part 2 sweat if part 1 wins is another 3 months away
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    I got SDSU to win a little more.
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  24. 03-13-21 01:03 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    step 1 sweat is over 2-3 weeks

    then part 2 sweat if part 1 wins is another 3 months away
    That would actually be a good sweat. Despite what I said about Nets losing to the Bucks if the Zags win & KD is healthy the only team stopping the Nets is coming out of the West. There's a reason the Nets are the overall fav. to win the Title not the Lakers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Never been to AC but hear it’s rough and you were literally walking with life changing money. A bum would go on a 30 day crack bender.
    I always carry these in my pockets for a false sense of security knowing full well they wouldn't do me much good if it was 2 or more guys but since I can't legally carry a gun it's better than nothing.
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    good luck doug.

    will you be not betting anything till then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    do you stick em up your own ass, or put them in another anus for the stress relief properties?
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    This guy a wacko
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug tushyterror View Post
    i always carry these in my pockets for a false sense of security knowing full well they wouldn't do me much good if it was 2 or more guys but since i can't legally carry a gun it's better than nothing.
    wtf!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    I always carry these in my pockets for a false sense of security knowing full well they wouldn't do me much good if it was 2 or more guys but since I can't legally carry a gun it's better than nothing.
    Get a knife pal. My buddy bought me a really nice pocket knife for my 40th. Terrific purchase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyasports View Post
    This thread is well documented. We should keep it alive till the climax.
    Agreed. Still looking for the best odds but 100% putting $1k on this bet. Rolling with Dougy. Win or Lose we are fukking partying.
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  32. 03-13-21 04:49 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    good luck doug.

    will you be not betting anything till then?
    Thanks.. When I busted on Thursday I redeemed my betpoints for $63 so I won $100 & I'm just making a bunch of dumb all in live bets.. Not exactly expecting any miracles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    do you stick em up your own ass, or put them in another anus for the stress relief properties?
    Actually neither, I simply roll them in my hand as they're intended for..oh wait you're "trying" to be funny..my bad
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  34. 03-13-21 06:03 PM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    I'm pretty chill with most dudes on this forum but I've just about had it with your cornball condescending bullshit. You just might straight up be the dumbest fukk in this space if you're gonna equate betting +Ev Futures to betting chalk. (That's like saying someone's a chalk better if they take Dustin Johnson (+1300 for ex.) to win the Masters cuz he's the betting favorite. Get the picture numb nuts? As far as you saying you hope I win, dispense with the phony fukkin pleasantry & be honest & say you hope the bet goes up in flames.
    Yeah I'm the idiot. You've lost 30k in a month. And both your bets are chalk. Kill yourself loser
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    Chalk doesn't always mean you lay -250 you low IQ security guard douchebag
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