1. #36
    KnuckleHeadz
    KnuckleHeadz's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-19
    Posts: 8,183
    Betpoints: 4511

    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    House arrest is wild. Can't even check the mail or take out the trash on a regular basis. Get like 45 min a week to grocery shop.
    I was at the bar 2-4 days a week after work. Mine was synced to my house phone so once I got home I couldn’t leave but I was able to
    Manipulate my hours before then

  2. #37
    funnyb25
    Go Get Laid Man!
    funnyb25's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-09-09
    Posts: 39,622
    Betpoints: 23996

    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    I was at the bar 2-4 days a week after work. Mine was synced to my house phone so once I got home I couldn’t leave but I was able to
    Manipulate my hours before then
    Ahhh.... soy ours wasn't drinking related. You didn't have one of those machines that went off 3-4 times a day randomly that made you blow into it....That would be tough to pass after the bar. LOL

  3. #38
    pologq
    When you are SBR you are SBR 4 Life
    pologq's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-07-12
    Posts: 19,849
    Betpoints: 5971

    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Small operation 25 guys 500 max bets all cash no online transactions or betting site. Took wagers over the phone wrote tickets & thumbnail to board old school shit back in the early 2000’s. Of course things went bad when a degenerate losing gambler became a rat owing a modest 5k. All credit accounts then, I would only do post up accounts today. Operation lasted 6 months & came out ahead 19.75k & then did my time paid fines the profits covered it all.
    so a guy became a rat because he couldn't pay. what a scumbag.

  4. #39
    pilebuck13
    pilebuck13's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-15-15
    Posts: 17,889
    Betpoints: 1717

    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    so a guy became a rat because he couldn't pay. what a scumbag.
    What do you expect people are snitches

  5. #40
    funnyb25
    Go Get Laid Man!
    funnyb25's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-09-09
    Posts: 39,622
    Betpoints: 23996

    This is why I never leave the pad anymore. Can't trust anyone.

  6. #41
    gauchojake
    Have Some Asthma
    gauchojake's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-17-10
    Posts: 33,726
    Betpoints: 13300

    I saw American Me and a few episodes of OZ and consider myself an expert.

  7. #42
    BeatTheJerk
    BeatTheJerk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-19-07
    Posts: 31,798
    Betpoints: 84

    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    so a guy became a rat because he couldn't pay. what a scumbag.
    It’s bound to happen with credit accounts.

  8. #43
    funnyb25
    Go Get Laid Man!
    funnyb25's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-09-09
    Posts: 39,622
    Betpoints: 23996

    Once a broke dick, always a broke dick. Just usually at first not quite as desperate.

  9. #44
    pavyracer
    MOLON LABE
    pavyracer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-12-07
    Posts: 82,189
    Betpoints: 410

    How many of our jail guys dropped the soap in the showers?

  10. #45
    BeatTheJerk
    BeatTheJerk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-19-07
    Posts: 31,798
    Betpoints: 84

    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    How many of our jail guys dropped the soap in the showers?
    I have a bad back so I always bend with my knees so it was never a problem with Tyrone Mamba.

  11. #46
    Sledge187
    Sledge187's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-25-08
    Posts: 3,722
    Betpoints: 5949

    60 days in should do their next location at SBR.
    Points Awarded:

    mjsuax13 gave Sledge187 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  12. #47
    KnuckleHeadz
    KnuckleHeadz's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-19
    Posts: 8,183
    Betpoints: 4511

    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Ahhh.... soy ours wasn't drinking related. You didn't have one of those machines that went off 3-4 times a day randomly that made you blow into it....That would be tough to pass after the bar. LOL
    I wish, would have been cheaper

  13. #48
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Anyone ever pop someone??

  14. #49
    Demonata
    Demonata's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-12-11
    Posts: 25,800
    Betpoints: 5421

    I got locked up after losing UFC bet and throwing stuff at waitress.

  15. #50
    topgame85
    topgame85's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-30-08
    Posts: 12,325
    Betpoints: 3082

    If you never had to take a shit in front of 20 grown men watching Maury you haven't made it pal

  16. #51
    SteveKerrsJunk
    SteveKerrsJunk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-25-13
    Posts: 2,706
    Betpoints: 134

    Law abiding citizen checking in

  17. #52
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I saw American Me and a few episodes of OZ and consider myself an expert.
    Gaucho “pegleg” Jake

  18. #53
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Classic

    This guy deadly


    Quote Originally Posted by topgame85 View Post
    If you never had to take a shit in front of 20 grown men watching Maury you haven't made it pal

  19. #54
    hubie69
    I am JJs bookie
    hubie69's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-16-10
    Posts: 7,329
    Betpoints: 617

    JJ I'm surprised you're not on the list. I would guess that truck stop gloryholes in the Lehigh valley are illegal......

  20. #55
    Jayvegas420
    Vegas Baby!
    Jayvegas420's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-09-11
    Posts: 28,154
    Betpoints: 14709

    Tha fukk is sourball?

  21. #56
    unluckysob
    unluckysob's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-21-08
    Posts: 1,525
    Betpoints: 12702

    Arrested 15 times. 16 if you count the time I escaped and they had to rearrest me. Mostly dumb mistermeaner shit. Only 1 felony. Commerical gambling.

  22. #57
    thechaoz
    2019 SBRs Toughest Poster
    thechaoz's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-23-09
    Posts: 12,155
    Betpoints: 35902

    Jail or prison?

    The former a couple times for remaining silent.

    Led to a few 5 digit pay days.

    Nothing like being arrested for Obstruction for remaining silent, then being told you have the right to remain silent on camera and body cam

    Ez money

  23. #58
    deltgen
    deltgen's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-31-10
    Posts: 865
    Betpoints: 4528

    Do multiple nights in various drunk tanks across the country count?

  24. #59
    reallyhardtowin
    reallyhardtowin's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-10-20
    Posts: 432
    Betpoints: 36

    More saloon material
    please create a forum for jj so the 80% that can't stand his ridiculous posts don't even have to read the freaking stupid posts

  25. #60
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 55

    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    any had outside contact with any of our real serial jailbirds?

    Cuse0323
    Louivillekid1
    2dabank
    richkas

    Stevek
    where are those guys????


    aside from banker

  26. #61
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Rudy clean

  27. #62
    unde0087
    Did we win?
    unde0087's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-27-08
    Posts: 28,146
    Betpoints: 119


  28. #63
    unde0087
    Did we win?
    unde0087's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-27-08
    Posts: 28,146
    Betpoints: 119

    JJ, you forgot Lkid, probably 7 arrests for crack, meth, or whatever the fuk else that guy is doing and selling. Same reason he comes back talks shit and then is gone for 5 to 7 months because he is in prison.

  29. #64
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 45,360
    Betpoints: 8792

    Where's RICHKAS been??

    Is he still alive?!

  30. #65
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Landers been in numerous jails

  31. #66
    KnuckleHeadz
    KnuckleHeadz's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-19
    Posts: 8,183
    Betpoints: 4511

    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    where are those guys????


    aside from banker
    Holding others belt loops while wearing hot Cheetos as eyeliner and blush

  32. #67
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 55

    banksy is that kid from mighty ducks


    had a fukkin sprain and had to get kicked off the team


    embarrassing


    i am calling him banksy from now on

  33. #68
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 55


  34. #69
    SEAHAWKHARRY
    Northern Lights
    SEAHAWKHARRY's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-29-07
    Posts: 26,068
    Betpoints: 2385

    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Small operation 25 guys 500 max bets all cash no online transactions or betting site. Took wagers over the phone wrote tickets & thumbnail to board old school shit back in the early 2000’s. Of course things went bad when a degenerate losing gambler became a rat owing a modest 5k. All credit accounts then, I would only do post up accounts today. Operation lasted 6 months & came out ahead 19.75k & then did my time paid fines the profits covered it all.
    Did the rat get taken care of?

  35. #70
    thechaoz
    2019 SBRs Toughest Poster
    thechaoz's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-23-09
    Posts: 12,155
    Betpoints: 35902

    Drunken disorderly
    Malicious mischief

First 1234 Last
Top