Top 10 signs you're a loser

**johnnyvegas13** · 10-23-20, 03:59 PM

Lol I like the last one

that’s around the last time I played real poker

**deeppckts** · 10-23-20, 04:00 PM

This applies generally but especially true if you're a gambler

**seaborneq** · 10-23-20, 04:01 PM

David Letterman’s top 10 signs you are a loser. Pretty good stuff. Looks like thats most of us.

**deeppckts** · 10-23-20, 04:02 PM

I satisfy 3/10 how about you?

**stake1** · 10-23-20, 04:04 PM

You can't pick a winning side or total in the Nfl and are down over 50 units after just week 6= Thom morono

**mjsuax13** · 10-23-20, 04:05 PM

1/10. I have no dog. I have a Flame Crested Gecko though. Lol

Leased car that retails for your annual salary
-paid in full

Multiple hair care products
-have no hair

More than 15,000 posts on any forum
-no

No dog
-this is me

Vegan or vegetarian
-neither

Married to someone who makes more than you
-god no

Pale legs or chicken legs that make you too scared to wear shorts
-no

Splits the check at restaurant
-no

Never been banned from or limited by a sportsbook
-no

Regularly plays poker since 2018
-no

**mjsuax13** · 10-23-20, 04:06 PM

JJ is 10/10. Fukkkkk

**jjgold** · 10-23-20, 04:21 PM

What is strange I fall into many categories

Wearing a rug 10x loser

Small rooster 10x loser

No girl 10x loser

Losing gambler 10x loser

Kohls clothes 10x loser

Coupon puller 10 loser

**deeppckts** · 10-23-20, 04:22 PM

jj is like 5/6 since 4 are NO ACTION given NO WOMAN in his life EVER and does NOT go out to restaurants . Also bald but formerly proud owner of a UNIT

**JIBBBY** · 10-23-20, 04:23 PM

Lol... That was funny...

**Foxx** · 10-23-20, 04:31 PM

No Dog.

My legs are kind of pale right now but I am not afraid to wear shorts.

So 1/10 I think. Not bad.

Good list.

**beavis13** · 10-23-20, 04:34 PM

No dog
Have had a regular poker game once a month with friends for as long as I remember

2/10

**JIBBBY** · 10-23-20, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

Leased car that retails for your annual salary

Multiple hair care products

More than 15,000 posts on any forum

No dog

Vegan or vegetarian

Married to someone who makes more than you

Pale legs or chicken legs that make you too scared to wear shorts

Splits the check at restaurant

Never been banned from or limited by a sportsbook

Regularly plays poker since 2018

I'm guilty of 2..

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**gauchojake** · 10-23-20, 04:41 PM

2 dogs

wear shorts as a lifestyle

too many posts at forums

**darrell74** · 10-23-20, 04:48 PM

Nobody has been limited on this forum

Correction:
Their are a couple guys on here that come to Vegas with lots of money-maybe they have

Online would let you bet 10 million dollars if you had it. Then they would stiff you if you won

**jjgold** · 10-23-20, 04:48 PM

You live in Vegas

**Shute** · 10-23-20, 04:51 PM

0/10

**deeppckts** · 10-23-20, 04:54 PM

#11 Goes to Vegas more than 3 times a year (unless from southern California)

**TheMetsSuck** · 10-23-20, 04:57 PM

I like the dog one. Completely agree.

I disagree with the wifey making more part. My fiancé absolutely crushes it. Just got a big promotion and I couldn’t be happier for her. I do fairly well myself and we’re happy. I’m comfortable enough with myself to not give one shit. That train of thought mb was true in the 60-80s.

My friends wife got furious when he got a promotion and started to make more than her. It boggled my mind.. Led to big fights. You guys are a team...

Good list though

**Booya711** · 10-23-20, 04:58 PM

Jerkoffs have pets....bigger jerkoffs have kids

**deeppckts** · 10-23-20, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

Jerkoffs have pets....bigger jerkoffs have kids

touched a nerve looks like

**JIBBBY** · 10-23-20, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

Jerkoffs have pets....bigger jerkoffs have kids

Lol.. Some truth to this..

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**jjgold** · 10-23-20, 05:16 PM

Booya 15 year streak not getting laid

He is in my club

**daneblazer** · 10-23-20, 05:20 PM

Agreed.

oh, wait

**daneblazer** · 10-23-20, 05:22 PM

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**adila1401** · 10-23-20, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

Jerkoffs have pets....bigger jerkoffs have kids

**jjgold** · 10-23-20, 05:37 PM

Pockets I bet you have a Pit Bull
Guys with small cocks do

**mjsuax13** · 10-23-20, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Booya 15 year streak not getting laid

He is in my club

JJ, drive to Philly and get a hotel. I’ll send a hooker to your hotel room.

**JIBBBY** · 10-23-20, 05:53 PM

I have been thinking about getting a dog for the past 2 years. May pull the trigger soon.. I really like dogs!!! Mans best friend, more loyal then gold digging hot chicks..

**INVEGA MAN** · 10-23-20, 05:56 PM

Nothing wrong with having a SUGAR MAMA. SHE IS PAYING ME TO penetrate HER AND SHE KNOWS IM GOOD!!

**JIBBBY** · 10-23-20, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by INVEGA MAN

Nothing wrong with having a SUGAR MAMA. SHE IS PAYING ME TO penetrate HER AND SHE KNOWS IM GOOD!!

If you have to turn off the lights or close your eyes when banging then you are earning your money and working a job..

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**veriableodds** · 10-23-20, 06:08 PM

Yeah bro's it pretty much sucks when hair grows every where else but on the top of your head

**Booya711** · 10-23-20, 06:35 PM

You post on a gambling forum as the handle deeppckts....number one sign you are a loser

**jjgold** · 10-23-20, 06:50 PM

Booya yes

Originally posted by Booya711

You post on a gambling forum as the handle deeppckts....number one sign you are a loser