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    nice throw, just a bit outside dr. fauci

    socially distanced the baseball from the catcher

    this is how the best kid in everyone’s science class throws a baseball

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    Stick to infectious diseases

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    still better than baba booey, curtis “50 cent” jackson


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    Flattened that curve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yulia74 View Post
    still better than baba booey, curtis “50 cent” jackson

    Fiddy at least had the distance?

    Maybe?


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    thats how I want my doctors to throw baseballs. like theyve spent their entire lives studying and not playing sports.

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    Half of you won't make it to 80 years old to throw a ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Half of you won't make it to 80 years old to throw a ball.
    most 80 year olds can’t even walk much less throw

    no minor league contract for dr fauci.

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    Angel Hernandez would've called Dr. Fauci's first pitch a strike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Flattened that curve.


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    It's strange that a game in the nations capitol has a Dr. throw out the first pitch and not the leader of the country?
    You know, the person making the most difference when the sh!t hits the fan.
    Like Bush after 9/11.
    It's all about ratings I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yulia74 View Post
    thats how I want my doctors to throw baseballs. like theyve spent their entire lives studying and not playing sports.
    When Steph Curry called Dr. Anthony Fauci, head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases last week, the NBA star immediately noticed the miniature hoop hanging on the wall just above the doctor's head.

    "I like that background," Curry said with a laugh.


    But Dr. Anthony Fauci isn't just a basketball fan.


    "He was a great basketball player," President Donald Trump interjected during a recent press briefing. "Did anybody know that? He was a little on the short side for the NBA, but he was talented. He won a game, I read the story, he won a game that was unwinnable against a great team."

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    "...he won a game that was unwinnable against a great team..."

    He might be doing that very thing in his current job.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    "...he won a game that was unwinnable against a great team..."

    He might be doing that very thing in his current job.

    Did anybody know that?

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    Trump would've pitched better than anyone has ever done and faster !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Did anybody know that?
    They do if they read the story.

    It's pretty hard to win the unwinnable game.

    But he did it.

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    He should be fired immediately and never allowed to speak again. Anybody that throws like that is an embarrassment to the country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    He should be fired immediately and never allowed to speak again. Anybody that throws like that is an embarrassment to the country.
    FUKK, you are a complete MORON!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Trump would've pitched better than anyone has ever done and faster !!
    He does throw a good pitch!

    You might call him a Pitchman.

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    its not his fault, if we didn't do testing, we'd have no cases

    stop testing
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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    He should be fired immediately and never allowed to speak again. Anybody that throws like that is an embarrassment to the country.
    I agree with the second sentence, but not the first lol. Not sure how the f people can't throw a baseball. Never played baseball in my life and I'll at least throw a decent 40 mph pitch near or around the plate.

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    #4 Tony Fauci was captain of his basketball team.

    He's used to winning the unwinanble games.


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    They say he had handles...


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    Guy lost all cred

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    They shoulda threw out dr fauciii and kept the baseball

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    Seriously

    Trump gained 3 points in the general tonite here

    Anyone feel confident w this low T cuck telling us what's healthy? He throws like Greg Luganis- very gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Guy lost all cred
    How?
    Because a brilliant 80yr old man can't pitch?
    You've set your standards quite high, for a person to be of worth.
    Appointed by the President to lead this country out of this mess and his lack of pitching worries you?
    Amazingly stupid.

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    It’s good he’s a doctor so he knows what to do about the stroke he suffered during that pitch

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    dr fauci aka white chocolate with the basketball skills

    his throw was worse than baba booey an 50 cent, at least they reached the plate area. guy is 80, i didn't expect him to actually try to wind up and throw. figured he would just lob it in.

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    Once Upon a Time, old important people could actually do this correctly

    And people actually love their country back then
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    As an Italian, I am embarassed.

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