1. #1
    Dogball
    Dogball's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-15-10
    Posts: 619
    Betpoints: 112

    Brock Landers Vs Joey 1:1 Poker Winner take all Report

    Last night Bitter rivals, Brock landers and JBD squared off in a winner take all post up poker challenge initiated by the controversial and polarizing poster Landers himself.
    Each poster deposited 500$ cash for the 1000$ Bounty that drew side action involving
    the outcome of the event that hosted 30 observers.

    the event lasted approximately an hour with landers taking an early lead running JBD chip count to approximately $250 . Landers was feeling in command and encouraging JBD to Gamble. Shortly after the shrewd Donut baited landers into a large pot that turned the game and started an avalanche that clearly frustrated Landers and exposed his impatience , Joeys strategy was obvious from the get go , playing landers like an instrument ( tool.)?

    on the other hand Brock is convinced he had JBD right where he wanted him , I’d say the outcome was never in doubt as the semi sharp from the Bay Area stalked Landers the entire time with measured professionalism.

    get some Brock , better luck in the re match. Landers had initially welcomed other challengers to the heads up challenge after his first match but decided to rethink his position after the initial loss.
    Last edited by Dogball; 05-28-20 at 08:41 AM.
    Points Awarded:

    MadTiger gave Dogball 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.


  2. #2
    dark star
    dark star's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-04-09
    Posts: 2,984
    Betpoints: 7078

    Great news

  3. #3
    jjgold
    Update your status
    jjgold's Avatar Horses Moderator
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 341,181
    Betpoints: 634

    Poker is for suckers just put a stamp on your forehead

  4. #4
    JAKEPEAVY21
    JAKEPEAVY21's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-11-11
    Posts: 20,623
    Betpoints: 13

    I have never once heard Landers talking/bragging about playing poker.

    JBD had a big edge in this matchup.
    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 07/02/2020

    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 06/29/2020

    $20
    Angelman
    donation 02/17/2020

    SBR Bash
    Punta Cana
    Attendee 2/4/2017


  5. #5
    Dogball
    Dogball's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-15-10
    Posts: 619
    Betpoints: 112

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Poker is for suckers just put a stamp on your forehead
    Would be nice to hear from Brock today , in fairness was a bold offer by Landers garnering much interest
    and hype. The one time Self anointed semi pro Landers may be brainstorming about a PG comeback on the poker tour

  6. #6
    JAKEPEAVY21
    JAKEPEAVY21's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-11-11
    Posts: 20,623
    Betpoints: 13

    Quote Originally Posted by Dogball View Post
    Would be nice to hear from Brock today , in fairness was a bold offer by Landers garnering much interest
    and hype. The one time Self anointed semi pro Landers may be brainstorming about a PG comeback on the poker tour
    He is probably plotting out his next Superbowl scam.
    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 07/02/2020

    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 06/29/2020

    $20
    Angelman
    donation 02/17/2020

    SBR Bash
    Punta Cana
    Attendee 2/4/2017


  7. #7
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    BBB loves Landers more than Sammy does...

  8. #8
    Dogball
    Dogball's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-15-10
    Posts: 619
    Betpoints: 112

    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    I have never once heard Landers talking/bragging about playing poker.

    JBD had a big edge in this matchup.
    Undeniably accurate , I had a 100-60$ side play with ubiquitous poster KR after I made the opening
    odds as JBD-250 ML favorite

  9. #9
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    Quote Originally Posted by Dogball View Post


    Undeniably accurate , I had a 100-60$ side play with ubiquitous poster KR after I made the opening
    odds as JBD-250 ML favorite

    Jews stick together



  10. #10
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    I had him and let him off the hook

    He was very flustered, saying "I want to see the card history"

  11. #11
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post


    I had him and let him off the hook

    did you win or lose the $$$ ?

    thats all that matters

  12. #12
    JAKEPEAVY21
    JAKEPEAVY21's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-11-11
    Posts: 20,623
    Betpoints: 13

    Dennis Green "They are what we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!"


    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: MadTiger
    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 07/02/2020

    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 06/29/2020

    $20
    Angelman
    donation 02/17/2020

    SBR Bash
    Punta Cana
    Attendee 2/4/2017


  13. #13
    jjgold
    Update your status
    jjgold's Avatar Horses Moderator
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 341,181
    Betpoints: 634

    We laugh at poker players
    The brokes

  14. #14
    pilebuck13
    pilebuck13's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-15-15
    Posts: 14,443
    Betpoints: 584

    Mostly luck lots of times in heads up

  15. #15
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post


    Mostly luck lots of times in heads up

    It goes way beyond 'bad luck' for Landers when gambling... It's ordained by gambling gods that he will lose -- incredible examples through the years

  16. #16
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    Sammy

    I'll play you

    Heads up
    $750 post up

    Winner takes all

    What says you?

  17. #17
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post



    Sammy

    I'll play you

    Heads up
    $750 post up

    Winner takes all

    What says you?

    No

    Yes or No will NOT change anything said in Post #15

  18. #18
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    Sammy

    You're a pussy, plain and simple

  19. #19
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post



    Sammy

    You're a pussy, plain and simple




    Sammy will submit the Ind v Ill basketball game as exhibit #1

    #2 - The 1st BIG game in your Professional Gambler's career - QB broke (brocked) his leg

    #3 - Your first superbowl stiff (Safety)

  20. #20
    SamsNCharge99
    Nov 2016/Nov 2018 POTM
    SamsNCharge99's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-22-08
    Posts: 31,165
    Betpoints: 3029

    so end results brock won $500??

  21. #21
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post


    so end results brock won $500??

    No

    he lost $500

    but Brock says "I had him and let him off the hook"

  22. #22
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    Sammy

    What does anything you posted have to do with playing me heads up at Texas holdem for posted up cash?

    I'm confused

  23. #23
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post

    I'm confused

    As always

    You have the events backwards

    The real question: What does Sammy's replies have to do with your game offer ?

  24. #24
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    Sammy

    Are you not confident in your "poker skills" pal?

  25. #25
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post


    Sammy

    Are you not confident in your "poker skills" pal?

    ... YES... not confident

    less so with online game software

  26. #26
    Heltah Skeltah
    Heltah Skeltah's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-05-17
    Posts: 2,686
    Betpoints: 1544

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Sammy

    You're a pussy, plain and simple
    Lol you're a stiff ..why would Sammy want any dealings with you? Brock just hang it up already. You really that stupid think you have a chance at winning long term? You are a bonafide loser! You've stole from family and friends still running your mouth all the while you can't even keep a fckn job.
    How the fck you think your kid gonna grow up? Take a look at the last 2 nutcases from Newtown CT..lanza and this latest killer. You son definitely needs love and you not giving him much hope.
    Focus your energy on him..not gambling as you suck at that. Maybe you have a chance at saving you kids life! You selfish prick

  27. #27
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    Quote Originally Posted by Heltah Skeltah View Post
    Lol you're a stiff ..why would Sammy want any dealings with you? Brock just hang it up already. You really that stupid think you have a chance at winning long term? You are a bonafide loser! You've stole from family and friends still running your mouth all the while you can't even keep a fckn job.
    How the fck you think your kid gonna grow up? Take a look at the last 2 nutcases from Newtown CT..lanza and this latest killer. You son definitely needs love and you not giving him much hope.
    Focus your energy on him..not gambling as you suck at that. Maybe you have a chance at saving you kids life! You selfish prick
    It's POST UP you moron

  28. #28
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 54,407

    Landers You sad fuk - at 50yo

    You put up your family in a low rent shit apartment in a dangerous neighborhood because you're a degenerate gambler yet you are willing to lose more $$$ for internet cred

    You do know your son knows all

  29. #29
    Heltah Skeltah
    Heltah Skeltah's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-05-17
    Posts: 2,686
    Betpoints: 1544

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    It's POST UP you moron
    That's money you could pay off your debts or god forbid spend on your son you silly fckn retard. You are a loser and you the only dumb fck that doesn't see it. I guarantee your son can tell ..You are fcking him up just cause you're a selfish fck.

  30. #30
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    Quote Originally Posted by Heltah Skeltah View Post
    That's money you could pay off your debts or god forbid spend on your son you silly fckn retard. You are a loser and you the only dumb fck that doesn't see it. I guarantee your son can tell ..You are fcking him up just cause you're a selfish fck.
    You don't know the first fuckin thing about me jagoff

    But keep thinking you do

  31. #31
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Landers You sad fuk - at 50yo

    You put up your family in a low rent shit apartment in a dangerous neighborhood because you're a degenerate gambler yet you are willing to lose more $$$ for internet cred

    You do know your son knows all
    You also know Jack shit

    So kindly shut the f uck up

  32. #32
    Dogball
    Dogball's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-15-10
    Posts: 619
    Betpoints: 112

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Sammy

    What does anything you posted have to do with playing me heads up at Texas holdem for posted up cash?

    I'm confused
    Brock, I have an offer from slim to play you for $750 tonight sure someone here would as well
    how long you been playing poker ?
    Perhaps a rematch with JBD

  33. #33
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    Quote Originally Posted by Dogball View Post
    Brock, I have an offer from slim to play you for $750 tonight sure someone here would as well
    Excellent

  34. #34
    Heltah Skeltah
    Heltah Skeltah's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-05-17
    Posts: 2,686
    Betpoints: 1544

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    You don't know the first fuckin thing about me jagoff

    But keep thinking you do
    Pal I could give a fck about you. I truly feel bad for your son. How many nights you think he spent crying in his bed cause of you!! You suppose to be his father . Yet you get off on posting on these gambling boards trying to be a big shot or attention seeking. Brock just go put your energy into your son instead of this gambling. You put that energy into your son ..give him guidance or show him you care.

  35. #35
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 39,581
    Betpoints: 2680

    Quote Originally Posted by Heltah Skeltah View Post
    Pal I could give a fck about you. I truly feel bad for your son. How many nights you think he spent crying in his bed cause of you!! You suppose to be his father . Yet you get off on posting on these gambling boards trying to be a big shot or attention seeking. Brock just go put your energy into your son instead of this gambling. You put that energy into your son ..give him guidance or show him you care.
    None!

    And worry about yourself asshole

    My family is none of your concern or business

123 Last
Top