Brock Landers Vs Joey 1:1 Poker Winner take all Report

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  • Dogball
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 04-15-10
    • 625

    #1
    Brock Landers Vs Joey 1:1 Poker Winner take all Report
    Last night Bitter rivals, Brock landers and JBD squared off in a winner take all post up poker challenge initiated by the controversial and polarizing poster Landers himself.
    Each poster deposited 500$ cash for the 1000$ Bounty that drew side action involving
    the outcome of the event that hosted 30 observers.

    the event lasted approximately an hour with landers taking an early lead running JBD chip count to approximately $250 . Landers was feeling in command and encouraging JBD to Gamble. Shortly after the shrewd Donut baited landers into a large pot that turned the game and started an avalanche that clearly frustrated Landers and exposed his impatience , Joeys strategy was obvious from the get go , playing landers like an instrument ( tool.)?

    on the other hand Brock is convinced he had JBD right where he wanted him , I’d say the outcome was never in doubt as the semi sharp from the Bay Area stalked Landers the entire time with measured professionalism.

    get some Brock , better luck in the re match. Landers had initially welcomed other challengers to the heads up challenge after his first match but decided to rethink his position after the initial loss.
    Last edited by Dogball; 05-28-20, 08:41 AM.
  • dark star
    SBR MVP
    • 01-04-09
    • 3900

    #2
    Great news
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Poker is for suckers just put a stamp on your forehead
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      • JAKEPEAVY21
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-11-11
        • 29244

        #4
        I have never once heard Landers talking/bragging about playing poker.

        JBD had a big edge in this matchup.
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        • Dogball
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 04-15-10
          • 625

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          Poker is for suckers just put a stamp on your forehead
          Would be nice to hear from Brock today , in fairness was a bold offer by Landers garnering much interest
          and hype. The one time Self anointed semi pro Landers may be brainstorming about a PG comeback on the poker tour
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          • JAKEPEAVY21
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-11-11
            • 29244

            #6
            Originally posted by Dogball
            Would be nice to hear from Brock today , in fairness was a bold offer by Landers garnering much interest
            and hype. The one time Self anointed semi pro Landers may be brainstorming about a PG comeback on the poker tour
            He is probably plotting out his next Superbowl scam.
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            • Sam Odom
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-30-05
              • 58063

              #7
              BBB loves Landers more than Sammy does...
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              • Dogball
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 04-15-10
                • 625

                #8
                Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                I have never once heard Landers talking/bragging about playing poker.

                JBD had a big edge in this matchup.
                Undeniably accurate , I had a 100-60$ side play with ubiquitous poster KR after I made the opening
                odds as JBD-250 ML favorite
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                • Sam Odom
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-30-05
                  • 58063

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dogball


                  Undeniably accurate , I had a 100-60$ side play with ubiquitous poster KR after I made the opening
                  odds as JBD-250 ML favorite

                  Jews stick together


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                  • Brock Landers
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 06-30-08
                    • 45359

                    #10
                    I had him and let him off the hook

                    He was very flustered, saying "I want to see the card history"
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                    • Sam Odom
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-30-05
                      • 58063

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Brock Landers


                      I had him and let him off the hook

                      did you win or lose the $$$ ?

                      thats all that matters
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                      • JAKEPEAVY21
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-11-11
                        • 29244

                        #12
                        Dennis Green "They are what we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!"


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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          We laugh at poker players
                          The brokes
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                          • pilebuck13
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-15-15
                            • 17918

                            #14
                            Mostly luck lots of times in heads up
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                            • Sam Odom
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-30-05
                              • 58063

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pilebuck13


                              Mostly luck lots of times in heads up

                              It goes way beyond 'bad luck' for Landers when gambling... It's ordained by gambling gods that he will lose -- incredible examples through the years
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                              • Brock Landers
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 06-30-08
                                • 45359

                                #16
                                Sammy

                                I'll play you

                                Heads up
                                $750 post up

                                Winner takes all

                                What says you?
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                                • Sam Odom
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-30-05
                                  • 58063

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Brock Landers



                                  Sammy

                                  I'll play you

                                  Heads up
                                  $750 post up

                                  Winner takes all

                                  What says you?

                                  No

                                  Yes or No will NOT change anything said in Post #15
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                                  • Brock Landers
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 06-30-08
                                    • 45359

                                    #18
                                    Sammy

                                    You're a pussy, plain and simple
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                                    • Sam Odom
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-30-05
                                      • 58063

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Brock Landers



                                      Sammy

                                      You're a pussy, plain and simple




                                      Sammy will submit the Ind v Ill basketball game as exhibit #1

                                      #2 - The 1st BIG game in your Professional Gambler's career - QB broke (brocked) his leg

                                      #3 - Your first superbowl stiff (Safety)
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                                      • SamsNCharge99
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-22-08
                                        • 41242

                                        #20
                                        so end results brock won $500??
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                                        • Sam Odom
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-30-05
                                          • 58063

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SamsNCharge99


                                          so end results brock won $500??

                                          No

                                          he lost $500

                                          but Brock says "I had him and let him off the hook"
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                                          • Brock Landers
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 06-30-08
                                            • 45359

                                            #22
                                            Sammy

                                            What does anything you posted have to do with playing me heads up at Texas holdem for posted up cash?

                                            I'm confused
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                                            • Sam Odom
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-30-05
                                              • 58063

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Brock Landers

                                              I'm confused

                                              As always

                                              You have the events backwards

                                              The real question: What does Sammy's replies have to do with your game offer ?
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                                              • Brock Landers
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 06-30-08
                                                • 45359

                                                #24
                                                Sammy

                                                Are you not confident in your "poker skills" pal?
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                                                • Sam Odom
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-30-05
                                                  • 58063

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Brock Landers


                                                  Sammy

                                                  Are you not confident in your "poker skills" pal?

                                                  ... YES... not confident

                                                  less so with online game software
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                                                  • Heltah Skeltah
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-05-17
                                                    • 3499

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                    Sammy

                                                    You're a pussy, plain and simple
                                                    Lol you're a stiff ..why would Sammy want any dealings with you? Brock just hang it up already. You really that stupid think you have a chance at winning long term? You are a bonafide loser! You've stole from family and friends still running your mouth all the while you can't even keep a fckn job.
                                                    How the fck you think your kid gonna grow up? Take a look at the last 2 nutcases from Newtown CT..lanza and this latest killer. You son definitely needs love and you not giving him much hope.
                                                    Focus your energy on him..not gambling as you suck at that. Maybe you have a chance at saving you kids life! You selfish prick
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                                                    • Brock Landers
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 06-30-08
                                                      • 45359

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Heltah Skeltah
                                                      Lol you're a stiff ..why would Sammy want any dealings with you? Brock just hang it up already. You really that stupid think you have a chance at winning long term? You are a bonafide loser! You've stole from family and friends still running your mouth all the while you can't even keep a fckn job.
                                                      How the fck you think your kid gonna grow up? Take a look at the last 2 nutcases from Newtown CT..lanza and this latest killer. You son definitely needs love and you not giving him much hope.
                                                      Focus your energy on him..not gambling as you suck at that. Maybe you have a chance at saving you kids life! You selfish prick
                                                      It's POST UP you moron
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                                                      • Sam Odom
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 10-30-05
                                                        • 58063

                                                        #28
                                                        Landers You sad fuk - at 50yo

                                                        You put up your family in a low rent shit apartment in a dangerous neighborhood because you're a degenerate gambler yet you are willing to lose more $$$ for internet cred

                                                        You do know your son knows all
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                                                        • Heltah Skeltah
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 12-05-17
                                                          • 3499

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                          It's POST UP you moron
                                                          That's money you could pay off your debts or god forbid spend on your son you silly fckn retard. You are a loser and you the only dumb fck that doesn't see it. I guarantee your son can tell ..You are fcking him up just cause you're a selfish fck.
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                                                          • Brock Landers
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 06-30-08
                                                            • 45359

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Heltah Skeltah
                                                            That's money you could pay off your debts or god forbid spend on your son you silly fckn retard. You are a loser and you the only dumb fck that doesn't see it. I guarantee your son can tell ..You are fcking him up just cause you're a selfish fck.
                                                            You don't know the first fuckin thing about me jagoff

                                                            But keep thinking you do
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                                                            • Brock Landers
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 06-30-08
                                                              • 45359

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                              Landers You sad fuk - at 50yo

                                                              You put up your family in a low rent shit apartment in a dangerous neighborhood because you're a degenerate gambler yet you are willing to lose more $$$ for internet cred

                                                              You do know your son knows all
                                                              You also know Jack shit

                                                              So kindly shut the f uck up
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                                                              • Dogball
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 04-15-10
                                                                • 625

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                                Sammy

                                                                What does anything you posted have to do with playing me heads up at Texas holdem for posted up cash?

                                                                I'm confused
                                                                Brock, I have an offer from slim to play you for $750 tonight sure someone here would as well
                                                                how long you been playing poker ?
                                                                Perhaps a rematch with JBD
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                                                                • Brock Landers
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 06-30-08
                                                                  • 45359

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Dogball
                                                                  Brock, I have an offer from slim to play you for $750 tonight sure someone here would as well
                                                                  Excellent
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                                                                  • Heltah Skeltah
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-05-17
                                                                    • 3499

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                                    You don't know the first fuckin thing about me jagoff

                                                                    But keep thinking you do
                                                                    Pal I could give a fck about you. I truly feel bad for your son. How many nights you think he spent crying in his bed cause of you!! You suppose to be his father . Yet you get off on posting on these gambling boards trying to be a big shot or attention seeking. Brock just go put your energy into your son instead of this gambling. You put that energy into your son ..give him guidance or show him you care.
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                                                                    • Brock Landers
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 06-30-08
                                                                      • 45359

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Heltah Skeltah
                                                                      Pal I could give a fck about you. I truly feel bad for your son. How many nights you think he spent crying in his bed cause of you!! You suppose to be his father . Yet you get off on posting on these gambling boards trying to be a big shot or attention seeking. Brock just go put your energy into your son instead of this gambling. You put that energy into your son ..give him guidance or show him you care.
                                                                      None!

                                                                      And worry about yourself asshole

                                                                      My family is none of your concern or business
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