Will Joey Chestnut win at 6:55 Quarantined Eating Contest

**JIBBBY** · 04-17-20, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by clockwise1965

How many calories?

You got to believe these fools purge after training and contest play.. All to skinny, no way the digestive system could take that kind of abuse.. Imagine taking a dump the day after a contest if not purging.. Rip the culo and toilet apart..

It's like the skinny anorexic model barfing and shoving a finger down her throat after every meal in the toilet is what I imagine with these clowns behind closed doors....

**Bcatswin** · 04-17-20, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

bro

watching people eat isnt good entertainment

if it was, why not just order extra waters after your dinner at a restaurant instead of going to the movies

you can watch people eat for free if it is such great entertainment

Cut the shit rude and have another beer with me. It was a joke. Only thing on to see though or you and me polishing of cold ones.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-17-20, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

it is 4/17 to 4/22

whoever can slurp noodles has proven to be a cokksucker

Wait... are you saying this is a 6 day event?

LOL PASS

**Bcatswin** · 04-17-20, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

That means he eats more now, Rudy.

JFC

https://www.youtube.com/user/majorleagueeating/featured

**Bcatswin** · 04-17-20, 06:00 PM

This chick though the fizzuck

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-17-20, 06:07 PM

The Truth!!!!

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-17-20, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Wait... are you saying this is a 6 day event?

LOL PASS

i have been trying to say this bro

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-17-20, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Bcatswin

https://www.youtube.com/user/majorleagueeating/featured

https://www.youtube.com/user/majorleagueeating/featured

i posted this

daggles gives you 2 points and a nomination

meanwhile collects points from me while i am VULNERABLE

**Bcatswin** · 04-17-20, 06:11 PM

Poker Rudy?

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-17-20, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Bcatswin

Poker Rudy?

i dont have points bro

you want to play for 62?

yes im in for a few minutes at .5/1

but gotta stop around 730 est

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-17-20, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

i dont have points bro

you want to play for 62?

yes im in for a few minutes at .5/1

im sitting
but gotta stop around 730 est

.5/1 doesnt even exist

1/2

get daggles there

IM SITTING

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-17-20, 06:22 PM

see

im here waiting on dominos

20 beers deep

you wont show up and im gonna end up playing a savant with the last name Kasimov or some bullshit

**Bcatswin** · 04-17-20, 06:26 PM

Hahahaha.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-17-20, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

i posted this

daggles gives you 2 points and a nomination

meanwhile collects points from me while i am VULNERABLE

Wtf do you want Rudy?

You ant Bcats to send you 1 of those two points?

Like fukkin welfare?

**Bcatswin** · 04-17-20, 06:26 PM

Girl surprised me with Arbys cause i was talking about this huge tourney.

Shit still hasn't came on. Unless it's over already.

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-17-20, 06:27 PM

bcats wants to play poker

been here 10min at table

noone has shown up?

why even ask me to play then not show

**Bcatswin** · 04-17-20, 06:29 PM

Rudester be patient and have a cold one and simply wait you have nothing better to do nor do i.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-17-20, 06:34 PM

I would play poker but can't get it to work on this mac. I used to play all the time on my older mac, but cant fukkin get it to work on this one.

**pimike** · 04-17-20, 07:24 PM

Was it t exactly 69 seconds 1 st round finisher?

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-17-20, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by Bcatswin

Poker Rudy?

its been 2 hours

still noone has come to the table

wow

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-17-20, 08:27 PM

guy asked me to play poker

ok fine

i shoved it over to a different screen

pounded some beers, jerked off twice

then got booted from the table due to my inactivity because noone else sat

wow

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-17-20, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

guy asked me to play poker

ok fine

i shoved it over to a different screen

pounded some beers, jerked off twice

then got booted from the table due to my inactivity because noone else sat

wow

Rudy, how do you know nobody sat down if you were jerking off?

OR... were you looking at the poker table while jerking?

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-17-20, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Rudy, how do you know nobody sat down if you were jerking off?

OR... were you looking at the poker table while jerking?

no bro

when i checked

i wasnt sitting out

if someone sat and wanted to play, i wouldve been timed out

CAPICHE?

**JIBBBY** · 04-17-20, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

its been 2 hours

still noone has come to the table

wow

I should join you clowns and play poker.. I've never played online poker in my life and wouldn't even know where to start on SBR.. I guess I could just log in and play..

I'm pretty solid in real life poker play..

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-17-20, 10:49 PM

Rudy is a horny mother fukker

Maybe horniest on SBR