I Think I Just Met The Next Mrs. MaltedHopsFrenzy.....

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-woman-driver-motorist-dui-dwi-bet-gamble-20190822-fvscjnxovzgorjomkvs727ciwi-story.html

Only thing is she's 62, other than that, she meets all my requirements. Maybe she could be my sugar momma.....

1. Drunk - check
2. And driving, so, a stupid broad - check
3. Already had a DUI in 2015, again stupid broad - check
4. Gambling addiction is so strong, she tries to gamble her breathalyzer BAC with the cop - check
5. Bets she will blow an outrageously hammered .19 - check
6. Loses bet by blowing a .229!!!! Almost 1/4 of this chick's blood is alcohol?!?!!! And she's still coherent and standing?!?! WTF?!?! I'm in love!

[2daBank]

She quite the looker!!

Ya’ll no doubt have many domestic disturbance calls in your promising future together., enjoy every moment cause it won’t be long till she on the list for a liver!!

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

She quite the looker!!

Ya’ll no doubt have many domestic disturbance calls in your promising future together., enjoy every moment cause it won’t be long till she on the list for a liver!!

Given her M.O., she's probably got a daughter who's 47 and a granddaughter who's 32 - who are just as equally prone to poor life decisions, A.K.A. "my kind of woman".

[KVB]

...Bets she will blow an outrageously hammered .19 - check
6. Loses bet by blowing a .229!!!!...

I doubt she wins the tie breaker with Action Points like that.

[scot4]

Her hair is layered nice. She's a keeper

[2daBank]

Given her M.O., she's probably got a daughter who's 47 and a granddaughter who's 32 - who are just as equally prone to poor life decisions, A.K.A. "my kind of woman".

Lmfao. I prefer to be the only one in my relationships making the poor life decisions!! If we both act like me we be homeless in no time, I need stable influence!! Lol