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    Can’t wait til some small resort areas open up in Illinois when it’s sports betting is legal here. Get some craps golf and sports ball for a weekend at half the cost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    How about you tell us why you made a fake ass faceless video of you supposedly being there and then deleted it when we all busted your lying ass?

    Only way you could make it in Vegas, is with a jar of anal lube and and a ball gag!
    Never forget, along with slanderously lying about posters and reporting posts when they hurt his feelings, mikeypuss begged to room with a random anonymous dude in Vegas.

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    Slot machines are the downfall of many gamblers

    Ive never really liked them

    LV strip slot machines probably the worst payouts in the world

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    Pretty much every criticism of Las Vegas here is wrong. There are about 100 casinos in the area, most with +99% video poker and/or 3-2 blackjack. And most of those machines are at 25-cent denominations and plenty of those are $5 tables. If someone can't win on those games, they can't win anywhere. And once they have done well at that level can move up to higher and higher levels. William Hill is as easy to win at as any sportsbook in the world -- until they kick you out. Stations and Boyd offer soft lines on their accounts and under $10 buffets -- which are easy enough to get comped just for playing +EV games. And while doing that, get some comped drinks as well, while the rest of the country still has to pay for theirs.

    And then another 10 or so sportsbooks that allow account wagering. Again, if someone can't find good lines against 13 books they can't find good bets anywhere. And they will always pay; if they don't, just call law enforcement and you'll get your money. Try doing that with a foreign sportsbook giving you a hard time.

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    Stick to pizza bets you loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Ronnie yes

    Lets meet again and go to a swingers club
    keep a close eye on ron so his hands stay to himself

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    If we can fake putting a man on the moon, certainly JJ can fake moving to Vegas.

    It never happened.

    I'm told Stanley Kubrick filmed the 'JJ in Vegas' photos on a backlot somewhere in Newark.

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    Lol go there for fun not to gamble no need. can bet sports from home, and Indian casino is 5 minutes away. Go there for entertainment or partying that’s it

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Never forget, along with slanderously lying about posters and reporting posts when they hurt his feelings, mikeypuss begged to room with a random anonymous dude in Vegas.
    Yeah right glory hole boy. Just like you begged and sucked off your boyfriend so you could “borrow” his credit card to turn pro.

    Awe poor fudge packer dblow, posted your fake money video and I busted your broke ass on that too. Where is that great piece of lying shit video, dblow? We’d all love a trip down memory lane.

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    tough to win period

    I tried most of you guys did not
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Yeah right glory hole boy. Just like you begged and sucked off your boyfriend so you could “borrow” his credit card to turn pro.
    No, not just like that at all. That never happened compared to you begging to room with a random anonymous dude in Vegas which absolutely did happen.

    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Awe poor fudge packer dblow, posted your fake money video and I busted your broke ass on that too. Where is that great piece of lying shit video, dblow? We’d all love a trip down memory lane.
    It's kind of sad that at 8:21 AM you've already told more lies than a drug trafficking transsexual ISIS member detained at the southern border.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    tough to win period

    I tried most of you guys did not
    You should have reserved some bankroll to grind the video poker to earn Total Rewards, which is now called Caesar's Rewards.

    It's a feasible way to grind out perks and perhaps a necessary task if you're planning to do what you were doing.

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    I was a professional and failed

    It just goes to show even guys like me can’t make it

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    LOL @ the guy saying most Vegas casinos have +99% payout video poker and $5 3 to 2 bj.

    You only get that 10 miles off strip at Crazy Joe's Tumbleweed Saloon and you might get shot or contract the flesh eating virus after you collect your 7.50 from your $5 blackjack.
    Last edited by dlowilly; 07-08-19 at 02:33 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommieGunshot View Post
    Pretty much every criticism of Las Vegas here is wrong. There are about 100 casinos in the area, most with +99% video poker...
    Are you just throwing a high number out to make a point of high returns or are you meaning to say that number?

    Tommy let's hear it. Give us a list, even if off the top of your head, and how you know it's the payout it is. Who's the best and are there perks for grinding?

    Need that list ASAP Tommie, there is a team in Vegas now. Well, there will be this afternoon.




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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    I was a professional and failed
    Try again... dont go out a loser

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    Sammy having doubts

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    You can't win in Vegas

    I got kicked out for counting cards and was down $3000

    Only thing you can win at is live poker

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    willy

    Vegas is good for Comps , Mailings and Player Card specials ... It is a grind

    As for as winning at gambling of any sort... Just depends on how Sharp one is at the +EV options

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    The facts are simply this. The ONLY reason why Vegas gets away with their ridiculous prices, terrible rule changes, and everything else is because the dumb stupid yuppies allow them to do it. It is the same old story for the young stupid 21-35 year old "macho" fools who get their arses kicked on a regular basis. No one in here should go to Vegas because no one in here has that kind of money to waste. Forget about being good gamblers. Even JJ will admit that he is NOT a good gambler. JJ is right about one thing. Vegas is following Los Angeles's lead. Becoming a toilet bowl of a city full of crime, vagrancy, street whores, and crack heads. If you do not get comps, it is not worth the trip. Vegas is great for established players with a lot of money. For the other 90% of you, stay away. You will be much better off.
    You are actually mistaken. Vegas is a pretty nice town, fun to visit, great restaurants, great hotels, fun games. Just have to have money. Apparently, you dont

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    who is next to go pro in Vegas??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    who is next to go pro in Vegas??


    Rumor is... Pat V

    Pat will room with bobbyfk

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