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    Michigan Lottery winner ordered to pay half to EX-Wife

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/michigan-...234817589.html

    Guy won lottery in 2013 and was separated from his wife for two years, but the divorce wasn't final.

    Guy must be fkn pissed.

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    Unreal. Cheaper to have the bitch knocked off!!

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    Jerkoffs get married
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    Sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jerkoffs get married


    You are miserable JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jerkoffs get married
    No, guys who girls like get married.

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    Lmao. Why would u not finalize the divorce then cash it? Would it matter when you won? Especially if she doesn’t fight the annulment

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    Quote Originally Posted by keely85 View Post
    Lmao. Why would u not finalize the divorce then cash it? Would it matter when you won? Especially if she doesn’t fight the annulment
    In Michigan, Mega Millions and Powerball winners must step forward publicly, but winners of other state lottery games can remain anonymous should they choose, according to Maryland Lottery and Gaming. Some states allow winners to claim their prize through a trust to avoid publicity.

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    If you are going to play the lottery, play something you can claim on the down low

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    that's if you are still in a divorce

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    Shoulda got a good friend or brother/sister involved and had them claim. Rather share w them than my ex-wife!!! Well not me personally, I would prob share w my ex, not no mfin half tho!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Shoulda got a good friend or brother/sister involved and had them claim. Rather share w them than my ex-wife!!! Well not me personally, I would prob share w my ex, not no mfin half tho!!!
    You have a ex wife banker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    You have a ex wife banker?
    Indeed.

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    Why would you not finalize the divorce PERIOD MARK

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    I have failed at lots of things including marriage!! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Indeed.
    You are a good man if you would give the ex wife some of the winnings

    I'm not sure if I would be able to be so nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    You are a good man if you would give the ex wife some of the winnings

    I'm not sure if I would be able to be so nice
    She a good woman, I’d feel shitty winning millions and leaving her living paycheck to paycheck or however she livin these days, I dunno really I havnt talked to her in awhile. My mom still does tho.

    Don’t get me wrong if she had cheated on me or done anything foul I’d go w the having her knocked off option! Lol. Just wasn’t the case w us. Just grew apart after 16ish years together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    She a good woman, I’d feel shitty winning millions and leaving her living paycheck to paycheck or however she livin these days, I dunno really I havnt talked to her in awhile. My mom still does tho.

    Don’t get me wrong if she had cheated on me or done anything foul I’d go w the having her knocked off option! Lol. Just wasn’t the case w us. Just grew apart after 16ish years together.
    Got ya, that's stand up.

    I would agree.

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    By grew apart I meant she got fat!! Lmao. Of course when we split she started hitting the gym like I tried to get her to do w me for the last several years and she wouldn’t!! She becomes single and realized she needed to trap another fly in the web! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    By grew apart I meant she got fat!! Lmao. Of course when we split she started hitting the gym like I tried to get her to do w me for the last several years and she wouldn’t!! She becomes single and realized she needed to trap another fly in the web! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    By grew apart I meant she got fat!! Lmao. Of course when we split she started hitting the gym like I tried to get her to do w me for the last several years and she wouldn’t!! She becomes single and realized she needed to trap another fly in the web! Lol
    That's how it works Banker. I was in perfect shape when I met my wife 30 years ago. Now she tells me I should go work out, but every time I do, she calls wanting to know where the hell I am. Can't win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Why would you not finalize the divorce PERIOD MARK
    Sometimes that shit can take a long time

    Especially if you are fighting over possessions

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    A sucker born every minute as far as getting married

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    He messed that up. You have usually 180 days to claim the winnings, he could have finalized the divorce before then and kept his mouth shut. Now he probably wants to kill her versus give her half. Makes it worse. He might as well marry her again now to keep ALL the money

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    Hes looking for hitmen now

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    And to think, his ex is someone else's booty call now

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    5 years to finalize a divorce? Dumb fuk should have taken the bogey and moved on. A commenter in that article had it right, headline should have read estranged wife, wasn't his ex yet


    Edit: My bad, 7 years to finalize. Part of me thinks he should have lost it all
    Last edited by swordsandtequila; 06-23-19 at 10:00 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    5 years to finalize a divorce? Dumb fuk should have taken the bogey and moved on.
    Take the bogey

    after I found out I won the lottery, I’d let her have it all to finalize it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jerkoffs get married
    no guys who dont like to get laid anymore get married

    the divorce wasnt finalized until 2018 and the proceedings started in 2011 that shit took a long time. i believe they were separated since 2009

    both of my divorces were done within 6 months.

    And to agree with banker id give one of my exes some of my winnings she was a good woman i just couldnt keep my dikk in my pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    A sucker born every minute as far as getting married
    better than pumping your 2 incher alone every night

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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout the $$$ View Post
    no guys who dont like to get laid anymore get married

    the divorce wasnt finalized until 2018 and the proceedings started in 2011 that shit took a long time. i believe they were separated since 2009

    both of my divorces were done within 6 months.

    And to agree with banker id give one of my exes some of my winnings she was a good woman i just couldnt keep my dikk in my pants
    Lol. It happens..

    My divorce was over quick too. Leads me to believe his was a real pain in the ass!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    And to think, his ex is someone else's booty call now
    Wish I knew the broad, I’d be all over that!! Living off this suckers winnings!! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    better than pumping your 2 incher alone every night
    nope..guys that get married end up buried

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nope..guys that get married end up buried
    If that were the case, looks like you’ve been married a few times

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