Congratulations to our new SBR Pro member

**BIGDAY** · 06-10-19, 05:04 PM

Paddy Kakes.

Welcome to the big leagues

**Eddy Munny** · 06-10-19, 05:13 PM

Hey Paddy Whacker... just remember your $100 contribution doesn't give you a free pass to our backdoor... I know that's what you had in mind, but that ain't how it works around here. This isn't like some amusement park where you pay up, get a wristband, and then go around beggin for rides an' shit. This is SBR pal, not Six F*gs, I mean Flags!

**2daBank** · 06-10-19, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Hey Paddy Whacker... just remember your $100 contribution doesn't give you a free pass to our backdoor... I know that's what you had in mind, but that ain't how it works around here. This isn't like some amusement park where you pay up, get a wristband, and then go around beggin for rides an' shit. This is SBR pal, not Six F*gs, I mean Flags!

You can get in JJ back door for way less than a bill.

**2daBank** · 06-10-19, 05:19 PM

Give us a winner guy.

**Eddy Munny** · 06-10-19, 05:25 PM

I don't like this Paddy K character. He thinks he can just waltz in here and impress us with his cash while not bother posting... trying to take shortcuts. He doesn't wanna earn his stripes like a real soldier. Thinks he can just write a check and join the club. What a coddled little trust fund snowflake.

**KVB** · 06-10-19, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Oh he'll bake a cake alright, after he crashes the bachelor parties of both grooms and impregnates them with a butt baby.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-10-19, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Thinking back now, don't you regret that first post and all the heinous debauchery it has led to?

Originally posted by 2daBank

Kid gonna get buried before his 1st post!! Lmao

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 06-10-19, 05:57 PM

The first post is the toughest.

Some guys get stage fright.

A buddy of mine can't take a whiz if there's guys behind him in line.

**2daBank** · 06-10-19, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd

The first post is the toughest.

Some guys get stage fright.

A buddy of mine can't take a whiz if there's guys behind him in line.

Lmao.

Never really understood that, even if you got a tiny rooster who gives a shit in a bathroom full of dudes?? Swing that little Mfer proudly!!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-10-19, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by 2daBank

Lmao.

Never really understood that, even if you got a tiny rooster who gives a shit in a bathroom full of dudes?? Swing that little Mfer proudly!!

That's how you pee in public, banker?

**Paddy K** · 09-09-19, 08:17 AM

Ha, wow, finally saw this.

Thanks for the welcome and kind words!

**funnyb25** · 09-09-19, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by Paddy K

Ha, wow, finally saw this.

Thanks for the welcome and kind words!

Did it just pop up on the first page for ya?

**Paddy K** · 09-09-19, 08:34 AM

Probably months ago - been in the sportsbook mostly.