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"...like the God damn iron sheik's boot you bitch!"
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wife not happy about the vid, first accused me of engagin' in "sounding gay" (not knowing kst's underlying fraud story), then after I enlightened her, accused me of hitting on her/it.....
i told her, "yah, that's me, one suave mother f'er, no quicker way into a skanky fraudulent asian ho's pants than to straight up call her a bitch".....Comment -
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Blowjob being put on blast in every corner of SBR. That dipshit can't take two steps without a public burial.
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LOL It is so wild that Donkey freakin donked about 10 times on his way to the 1st place finish tonight!
I was there in the chat posting about EVERY donk live as it happened! LOL
NOBODY could take this SBR 30 person "semi turbo" poker serious if they watched the donks that happened in that one!
But as for a video about me? Wow! I'm on your mind while you are in your own yard dude!
Man that shit is freakin flattering as hell!
Reminds me of my "legend" status a long time ago when I was in High School.
I was on everybody's mind NON STOP!
I just wish you were a chick that was infatuated with me instead of a dude, so I could bang you out real good!Last edited by JoeCool20; 05-15-19, 12:53 PM.Comment -
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Why do you talk about dick so much, I think your wife is on to somethingComment -
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What, when you etched yourself into the annals of special ed history by blowing more guys than the entire cheerleading squad combined?
Your mouth greeted more ding dongs than the high school urinals.
Your senior yearbook photo depicted you in drag, sporting a mysterious milk moustache.
You were voted "most likely to double as a non-profit sperm depository."Comment -
Time to go full Carl Spackler and pull out the dynamite.Comment -
Automan a fukkin jerkoff
Why I did not knock him out at Nugget is beyond beliefComment -
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Amazing footage, thanks for sharing Auto Donk.Comment -
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donk, here is the fukker in my yard caught in the act
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oh, I'm not even given the "paul harvery rest of the story" version, as to why else ol possumboy couldn't throw a punch.....
(and candidly, I'd forgotten it, until my wife, who is apparently "monitoring" my activity on sbr and youtube, called down and said, "don't you remember what that pervert did in the elevator.....," and proceeded to remind me of JJ's sordid, pathetic elevator antics.....)
might as well fill ya in:
so, JJ jumps onto our elevator at the last second, starts his gawkin', and I didn't notice it, but his left hand was in his pocket, and the dumbass had apparently cut a slit on the inside of it, so he could play pocket pool, and my wife noticed the "circular motion" taking place in his groin area beneath his khaki's he had on.....
my wife recalls this struck her as "extremely odd", because he's a guy, and wondered to herself "why in the world would a guy be masturbating like a chick, rubbin her clit in a counter-clockwise motion???" As she had that thought, this f'n pervert throws his bald head back, falls against the elevator wall behind him, his whole body gets stiff as a board, and lets out a moan that would rival any ten normal people having a big O, and then a small, little wet spot appears in his groin area, right around an area that could best be described as looking like a marble underneath a rag............
fortunately for him, it was at that exact time his lower "scrubby room" floor was reached, the elevator door opened, and he staggered out of it, short of breath, and was gone.....
my wife says, "wtf was that???? did he just do what I think he did?"..... I say, "wtf, I don't think so, no way a guy could rub one out that quick...."
she says, "and he wasn't jerking off, it was like he was masturbating like a girl rubbin' her clit....."
I say "holy fuk, I have to show you something on sbr when we get our room...... that mother fukker..... I should have knocked him the fuk out"......
get back to the room, pull up sbr..... find a rare, rarely seen gif of JJ, let her see it, and she screams:
"OH MY GOD, HE'S SO FUKKIN' GROSS!!!!! THAT IS WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!! THAT'S THE SAME TINY ROUND THING HE WAS WORKIN' LIKE A CLIT IN THE ELEVATOR!!!!! I SHOULD HAVE KICKED HIM IN HIS TINY BALLS!!!!!!"
she'll never get that event, or this, image out of her head:
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Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!Comment -
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Why did Blowjob edit his post 16 hours later? Does he really believe anyone is gonna bother to read the rewrite if they barely skimmed the original draft? Paul McCartney wrote "Yesterday" in less time than this freak show can transpose his useless thoughts into written form.Comment -
donker, it sounds like you should take JJ to court for emotional distress.
The damages for having to go through that would be in the billions.
Only problem would be collecting, that biach doesn't have two nickels to rub togetherComment -
c'mon like that video so Donk can get some quick free points y'allComment -
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