When You've Got $25,000; (and not sure what to do) - Blindly Throw Darts Across Board

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  • KickShootThrow
    SBR MVP
    • 05-16-16
    • 1656

    #1
    When You've Got $25,000; (and not sure what to do) - Blindly Throw Darts Across Board
    When you forget about that $25,000 just lying there in that old sportsbook account, what better way than throw darts randomly across the board. Decided to do this just because today's a goddamn Saturday and I like Saturdays.

    No other reason - just feel like screwing around.

    Obviously I'm not gonna just let the cash sit there in my offshore sportsbook account doing nothing.

    Tried to bet it all on there being a Mega Millions Jackpot Winner somewhere in America today at +2000 but my book has the max bet of that at $250... boring. Then I tried betting it all laying the favorite at -175 on some eSports Counter-Strike GO team named "Vitality" because i thought the team name sounded cool. but looks like theres a max wager for only a couple hundred dollars on that too...

    -------------------------------



    Decided to blindly throw it on OVERS across the NBA board for today. Because I like seeing high paced games with lots of points scored, so why the hell would I bet an under???

    No capping,
    No research done,
    Didn't even check the injuries list
    Call me a fish but I just don't care today...

    Let's see how this turns out.





  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #2
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    • Cuse0323
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-09-09
      • 30169

      #3
      Strategy is as good as any. Good luck.
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      • Sam Odom
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-30-05
        • 58063

        #4
        Numbers Gal
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        • juicername
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-14-15
          • 6906

          #5
          You do not even have $25 to your name.
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          • Matt17
            SBR MVP
            • 02-04-19
            • 1105

            #6
            Withdraw and invest it in Silver.
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            • juicername
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-14-15
              • 6906

              #7
              Also, today is not Saturday.
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              • Foxx
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 05-25-11
                • 5825

                #8
                Originally posted by juicername
                Also, today is not Saturday.
                It's Saturday somewhere
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                • SamsNCharge99
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-22-08
                  • 41242

                  #9
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                  • Sam Odom
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-30-05
                    • 58063

                    #10
                    Originally posted by juicername

                    Also, today is not Saturday.
                    Saturday in Beijing, China in 5 mins - she looks Chinese
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                    • TonyPhizzle
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 08-30-17
                      • 410

                      #11
                      Odds OP profits

                      Yes +400
                      No -600
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                      • romecloneout
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-06-11
                        • 2243

                        #12
                        Stop
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388189

                          #13
                          Kickles I love you and want to marry you

                          Good luck!!
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                          • juicername
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-14-15
                            • 6906

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sam Odom
                            Saturday in Beijing, China in 5 mins - she looks Chinese
                            It is a guy.
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                            • KickShootThrow
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-16-16
                              • 1656

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Foxx
                              It's Saturday somewhere
                              I'm somewhere in Asia, it's Saturday here.

                              Lost track of my exact location sometime during the past 24 hours. I think I'm in Laos or within the proximity.

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                              • Sam Odom
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-30-05
                                • 58063

                                #16
                                Originally posted by juicername

                                It is a guy.




                                JJ swears it is a she

                                JJ met her in person then went to Hotel room
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                                • JIBBBY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-10-09
                                  • 83691

                                  #17
                                  Good way to lose your bank roll betting that way.. GL though...
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                                  • dlowilly
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-09-16
                                    • 13862

                                    #18
                                    Why not buy a quality boob job with it and have a solid rack

                                    With the money leftover maybe bleach the ring
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                                    • eaglesfan371
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-08-19
                                      • 4079

                                      #19
                                      You guys realize this is all to feed his delusion of grandeur and ego. Immature and just flat out dumb.
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388189

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sam Odom





                                        JJ swears it is a she

                                        JJ met her in person then went to Hotel room
                                        Sammy I met her but we never went to bedroom
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                                        • juicername
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 10-14-15
                                          • 6906

                                          #21
                                          Jj met a woman, sure. That doesn't mean it's a woman posting on this account here at SBR. Have everyone forgotten Shari's burial of this KST guy already?
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                                          • swordsandtequila
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-23-12
                                            • 9756

                                            #22
                                            Seaweed V2.0
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                                            • ChuckyTheGoat
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 04-04-11
                                              • 36782

                                              #23
                                              This guy is out of control.
                                              Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                              • Mackballs
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 12-01-16
                                                • 5810

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                Sammy I met her but we never went to bedroom
                                                Shocker
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388189

                                                  #25
                                                  Shari buried nobody

                                                  We disapproved her
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                                                  • eaglesfan371
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-08-19
                                                    • 4079

                                                    #26
                                                    Guy claims he won 200k off 5dimes

                                                    Guy max bets to win $2500 at 5dimes every over

                                                    4 mins later he rebets for another $150, NOT A SINGLE LINE HAS CHANGED

                                                    Even if he’s up, they give him no respect lol means they expect him to slowly give it all back and more
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                                                    • shadymcgrady
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 02-27-12
                                                      • 10036

                                                      #27
                                                      This ladyboy makes all Asians wish they were another race
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                                                      • Optional
                                                        Administrator
                                                        • 06-10-10
                                                        • 60756

                                                        #28
                                                        Is this a move to seduce FunnyB?
                                                        .
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                                                        • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-23-13
                                                          • 13017

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Optional
                                                          Is this a move to seduce FunnyB?
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                                                          • JIBBBY
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 12-10-09
                                                            • 83691

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by shadymcgrady
                                                            This ladyboy makes all Asians wish they were another race
                                                            You guys are ruthless!!!


                                                            Last edited by JIBBBY; 03-15-19, 03:38 PM.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388189

                                                              #31
                                                              She has big pockets
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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81454

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                Sammy I met her but we never went to bedroom
                                                                Why not?
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388189

                                                                  #33
                                                                  She shrugged me off

                                                                  Secondly a week later I got mono but was starting to feel it when meeting her
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                                                                  • Foxx
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 05-25-11
                                                                    • 5825

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                    She has big pockets
                                                                    Is that code for something?
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388189

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Kickes lets get on whatspp
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