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    KickShootThrow
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    When You've Got $25,000; (and not sure what to do) - Blindly Throw Darts Across Board

    When you forget about that $25,000 just lying there in that old sportsbook account, what better way than throw darts randomly across the board. Decided to do this just because today's a goddamn Saturday and I like Saturdays.

    No other reason - just feel like screwing around.

    Obviously I'm not gonna just let the cash sit there in my offshore sportsbook account doing nothing.

    Tried to bet it all on there being a Mega Millions Jackpot Winner somewhere in America today at +2000 but my book has the max bet of that at $250... boring. Then I tried betting it all laying the favorite at -175 on some eSports Counter-Strike GO team named "Vitality" because i thought the team name sounded cool. but looks like theres a max wager for only a couple hundred dollars on that too...

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    Decided to blindly throw it on OVERS across the NBA board for today. Because I like seeing high paced games with lots of points scored, so why the hell would I bet an under???

    No capping,
    No research done,
    Didn't even check the injuries list
    Call me a fish but I just don't care today...

    Let's see how this turns out.






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    Strategy is as good as any. Good luck.

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    Numbers Gal

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    You do not even have $25 to your name.

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    Withdraw and invest it in Silver.

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    Also, today is not Saturday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    Also, today is not Saturday.
    It's Saturday somewhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post

    Also, today is not Saturday.
    Saturday in Beijing, China in 5 mins - she looks Chinese

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    Odds OP profits

    Yes +400
    No -600

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    Stop

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    Kickles I love you and want to marry you

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    juicername
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Saturday in Beijing, China in 5 mins - she looks Chinese
    It is a guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    It's Saturday somewhere
    I'm somewhere in Asia, it's Saturday here.

    Lost track of my exact location sometime during the past 24 hours. I think I'm in Laos or within the proximity.


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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post

    It is a guy.




    JJ swears it is a she

    JJ met her in person then went to Hotel room

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    Good way to lose your bank roll betting that way.. GL though...

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    Why not buy a quality boob job with it and have a solid rack

    With the money leftover maybe bleach the ring
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    You guys realize this is all to feed his delusion of grandeur and ego. Immature and just flat out dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post





    JJ swears it is a she

    JJ met her in person then went to Hotel room
    Sammy I met her but we never went to bedroom

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    Jj met a woman, sure. That doesn't mean it's a woman posting on this account here at SBR. Have everyone forgotten Shari's burial of this KST guy already?

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    This guy is out of control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sammy I met her but we never went to bedroom
    Shocker

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    Shari buried nobody

    We disapproved her

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    Guy claims he won 200k off 5dimes

    Guy max bets to win $2500 at 5dimes every over

    4 mins later he rebets for another $150, NOT A SINGLE LINE HAS CHANGED

    Even if hes up, they give him no respect lol means they expect him to slowly give it all back and more
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    This ladyboy makes all Asians wish they were another race

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    Is this a move to seduce FunnyB?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Is this a move to seduce FunnyB?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    This ladyboy makes all Asians wish they were another race
    You guys are ruthless!!!


    Last edited by JIBBBY; 03-15-19 at 03:38 PM.

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    She has big pockets

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sammy I met her but we never went to bedroom
    Why not?

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    She shrugged me off

    Secondly a week later I got mono but was starting to feel it when meeting her

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    She has big pockets
    Is that code for something?

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    Kickes lets get on whatspp

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