What would you get the poster above your post for Christmas?

[reigle9]

that shit would be tight, i'd accept the hell out of it

bought a 1982 metal inch thick nat champ plate at what yous would call a swap meet

[gauchojake]

[sourtwist]

A haircut

[reigle9]

[reigle9]

penetrate, one off

but really everyone should have a 357

[sourtwist]

Lol

Don't worry, i have quite an assortment

[Booya711]

Shots on the nautical mile

[stevek173]

A bottle of Jack, and a hooker

[reigle9]

a bottle of jack, and a hooker

[reigle9]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, people like to joke about hookers

have you really ever ****** a hooker? ya need friends around or just a good go-to

99.999999999999999999% of hookers are the worst people to ever exist, but every now and then you get like a pro hooker that likes sucking big fat young rooster and really likes it

i forget where i was going with this, other than i have a way bigger dikk than everyone

[Ebumdude]

A bag of dicks bigger than his.

[reigle9]

that just does not exist

[KVB]

For Reigle...

A filming contract with Vivid Entertainment.

[Fedor]

All the sexy babes that KVB posts pictures of...

[sourtwist]

A poster of him destoying sonnen with a pic I took sitting ringside

[stevek173]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, people like to joke about hookers

have you really ever ****** a hooker? ya need friends around or just a good go-to

99.999999999999999999% of hookers are the worst people to ever exist, but every now and then you get like a pro hooker that likes sucking big fat young rooster and really likes it

i forget where i was going with this, other than i have a way bigger dikk than everyone

I have not been with a hooker, no. If/when I move to Vegas if I am single I might surf them to find one I can trust to screw around with every once in awhile, but yeah VD and/or getting mugged is a concern.

[Fedor]

Sourtwist: A 3rd ticket to join us in LA, third row on the ramp (seats 1,2: sourtwist would be 3)

[sourtwist]

Sourtwist: A 3rd ticket to join us in LA, third row on the ramp (seats 1,2: sourtwist would be 3)

Man...i wish

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Classic thread. Needs a bump.

For Sour:

https://www.amazon.com/Theory-Poker-Professional-Player-Teaches/dp/1880685000/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1545720461&sr=8-1&keywords=the+theory+of+poker+by+david+sklansky

Sklansky: Theory of Poker

[stevek173]

Sklansky taught me the ropes.

Good say, Chuckie.

For Christmas we will give the gift of letting Chuckie motorboat Jennifer Tilly's but Tilly is twenty years younger than she is now.

[El Nino]

[King Mayan]

Sexy lingerie

[Sam Odom]

Green Card

[DigBick86]

https://www.google.se/url?sa=i&sourc...45820746835482

One night with Jynx Maze

[stevek173]

Some acid, some tequila, some Doritos and a pegasus

[RudyRuetigger]

Some acid, some tequila, some Doritos and a pegasus

Blow up doll

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’m not sure what Rudy is getting yet.

I’ll let you know what I find in here.

[Fedor]

DDD:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ho+Farms/@21.6793366,-158.5115829,9z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x7c004fe4bd21aeaf:0x5912329e1f53a0d9!8m2!3d21.6802776!4d-157.951111

Your directions to the Ho Farm.

[Chi_archie]

front row tix to the next big UFC or MMA event of his choosing

[2daBank]

Green Card

Good one

[Booya711]

a couple 8 balls and a few strippers....

then i woukd invite myself

[kidcudi92]

a couple 8 balls and a few strippers....

then i woukd invite myself

Jew gold

[grease lightnin]

Beard trimmer kit.

[stevek173]

Some hair grease
A comb
A switchblade
A blowtorch
Some gasoline
A shovel
A dominatrix
A Twix

[Jayvegas420]

Ceiling stucko & a trowel.