Full unbiased report on all bash attendees will be released early next week.

[Auto Donk]

From bad to worse; a flock of twinks just got a view of my package and descended on the bank of buffalo gold machines im playing (took an incognito photo of em and will post it tomorrow.

These guys want to be bred immediately!!! Appeared to be rolling their asses off... couldn’t even figure out how to play a fn slot machine!

TTWarrior would’ve loved these twinks...,,

[jjgold]

I don’t think a lot of guys show their real hand at these things we don’t know it’s kind of like poker in a way

[Hman]

I met lakers.

Good guy

[The Kraken]

Wilkked is a bad ass; roll with him and Paco and you’ll feel more protected than if you had Trump’s security detail...

On the casino floor at Cosmo; wife vanished; hookers bringing their A-game hard sell.... most hot as shit; tho I just had one black babe pushing 225 with an ass bigger than JJ’s entire body make her pitch to me. She rolls back by I’m having someone take a photo of me and her ass—if it will fit on a single frame of an iPhone....

Ive seen pics of Wikkid before and knew he wasnt a guy id ever want on my bad side but I saw a pic of him the other day and his forearm was the size of my thigh, or your rooster

all 3 about the same girth

And we all know Paco is packing.

[lakerboy]

First report.

Allaboutthe$$$$

Straight shooter. Gave some good advice on life in general and he likes to party but he takes care of his loved ones. Has the whole New York vibe. He is a player for sure. Was fun to have a few drinks with him and just shoot the shit.

Overall ranking.

A.

[The Kraken]

Come on Laker, we need more than that. Too generic. Spice it up

I cluld’ve written the same about someone Id never met, need specifics, details, length/girth, you know. This thread has the potential to be one of the greatest threads ever

Cant wait foe your write up of Auto Donk

[lakerboy]

Allaboutthe$$$ signed a nondisclosure contract. I'm not allowed to go any further with him. He is from New York. You know those folks love contracts like that.

[The Kraken]

Makes sense, hopefully he was the only one

Great pics btw

[swordsandtequila]

[lakerboy]

Thanks. Yes he was the only one. I can't release all the reviews quickly. It takes some memory refreshing. I drank a lot and I'm sitting here at the airport just biding my time.

[allabout the $$$]

Thanks for the good review. Was definitely a pleasure hanging with you. Until next time

[jjgold]

Everyone looking forward to it

[reigle9]

Thanks. Yes he was the only one. I can't release all the reviews quickly. It takes some memory refreshing. I drank a lot and I'm sitting here at the airport just biding my time.

i assume you know that you need to drink more to remember black outs

[lakerboy]

Quangx

We discovered to our amazement that Quanger does not know what arbing is. As we sat there and laughed he didn't think it was a big deal. Overall nice guy for sure. Totally harmless. Loves going to the clubs. He hooked us up on Saturday night then when we wanted to leave he couldn't get our limo to come for ages. Finally we just took a cab ( crazy cab driver but that's another story).

The funny thing about Quanger is that he really doesn't have that gambler vibe. As we all were trying to avoid Bob Levy he gets up and gets seconds and gets 🔨 all with a smile on his face. Got into a pretty heated rap debate with Paco and allaboutthe$$$ .


Now Quanger my beef with you was you don't post enough but you are a good dude.

Overall

B+.

[jjgold]

Quanger Does not even know if it’s snowing or raining outside

This kid just wants to party and gamble good kid

[The Kraken]

Quangx

We discovered to our amazement that Quanger does not know what arbing is. As we sat there and laughed he didn't think it was a big deal. Overall nice guy for sure. Totally harmless. Loves going to the clubs. He hooked us up on Saturday night then when we wanted to leave he couldn't get our limo to come for ages. Finally we just took a cab ( crazy cab driver but that's another story).

The funny thing about Quanger is that he really doesn't have that gambler vibe. As we all were trying to avoid Bob Levy he gets up and gets seconds and gets  all with a smile on his face. Got into a pretty heated rap debate with Paco and allaboutthe$$$ .


Now Quanger my beef with you was you don't post enough but you are a good dude.

Overall

B+.

Knew the guy was a hamburger.... To his defense Im not sure he’d deny it.

For some reason he seems to be a legend at the bashes, maybe Donk or Bigday can check in and elaborate. I think it started at the last bash, maybe two bashes ago. Who knows, but LB gives him a B+ and I feel like he’s being nice and deserved a b- or a C+, but Bigday would’ve given him an A++++

I think LB is giving us the real scoop

[Auto Donk]

bisexual tweeker update.....

hadn't had the chance to download last night's photos until now......

here's the trio of meat gazing twinks that descended upon me at about 2;45 am early this morning.....

rollin their asses off, and ready for kahk.....




the guy standing to the left had been seated right next to me in the line of three machines, "inadvertently" rubbed the the back of his forearm on my thigh, and bent over toward my lap as if he was going to start blowing me then and there.....

poor little twink only put like a five or ten into the machine, lost it, started pounding the machine's cash out button and broke it.....

needed wikkid there to knock all three of them the fuk out.....

[reigle9]

should've rolled them

that means take their money, not give them drugs and fukk their buttholes

[jjgold]

Lol

Auto call
Me

[KVB]

[Auto Donk]

should've rolled them

that means take their money, not give them drugs and fukk their buttholes

NOW you tell me this info.....

no, they seemed to come to pretty quick after the only one of them with money lost it, and they could sense, even given their lowered inhibitions due to the drugs, and their drug-induced inflated sense that they were some sort of sexual supertwinks, that this old redneck was not down with their conduct and about to kick their asses....

I tried to give them this look as best I could:

[bonz]

Auto donk best thing ever happened to this forum.

[reigle9]

jesus christ

ad def hit up the edible store today

[reigle9]

i'm ripping off sexual supertwink if i remember it

just a heads up

[The Kraken]

Who’s next LB? so much more reporting to be done

Wikki, Paco, Donk, kvb, SBR john, Natalie, jjgold

[lakerboy]

The Miami crew

Sandos and his brother two good dudes. They love to party. Jose21us another nice guy. Totally different then I thought. He got is the cab ride back from the strip club. He negotiated the whole thing. I was a little concerned about him on Sunday night as he was trying hard to pick up some huge women.
Twisted rhino interesting guy. Never posts but he is always at these bashes. One of there friends was passed out on a chair in the strip club sitting straight up. Had a great time with these guys.

[The Kraken]

The Miami crew

Sandos and his brother two good dudes. They love to party. Jose21us another nice guy. Totally different then I thought. He got is the cab ride back from the strip club. He negotiated the whole thing. I was a little concerned about him on Sunday night as he was trying hard to pick up some huge women.
Twisted rhino interesting guy. Never posts but he is always at these bashes. One of there friends was passed out on a chair in the strip club sitting straight up. Had a great time with these guys.

The Miami Connection are shrouded in mystery. I dont even know who is in and who is out. Is BigOrange in? i know Sandos and Jose are in, who else? All seem like great guys

thanks for the insight

[The Kraken]

All have been pretty nice so far, I feel like LB is about to take off the gloves

[lakerboy]

The Miami Connection are shrouded in mystery. I dont even know who is in and who is out. Is BigOrange in? i know Sandos and Jose are in, who else? All seem like great guys

thanks for the insight

Bigorange hell no.

[lakerboy]

Grease Lightning

Met him on Friday. Talked a bit. Then saw him Saturday before dinner. I think he was out golfing most of the time. I'm thinking this guy bets alot. He kept looking at his scores on his phone. Was always looking over his shoulder. Seemed very paranoid. Lots of guys were wondering if everything was okay with him. I think he just didn't feel that comfortable there. I could be wrong. I'm not even sure when he left.

Can't give him a grade yet but others were pushing me to give him a C-.

[The Kraken]

Wow!

Greaser a C-, thats as shocking as Jaker turning out to to be Chinese

Figured he’d be in the A class posting group, didnt see this one coming

[The Kraken]

Just spoke with Greaser, said he’d be along soon to address the grade

and that he actually never bet a game while in Vegas but was checking sbr for pics of him, said he was worried his fedora looked weird

Said someone was behind him and needed to go because he thought his phone was bugged

Interesting guy

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Grease Lightning

Met him on Friday. Talked a bit. Then saw him Saturday before dinner. I think he was out golfing most of the time. I'm thinking this guy bets alot. He kept looking at his scores on his phone. Was always looking over his shoulder. Seemed very paranoid. Lots of guys were wondering if everything was okay with him. I think he just didn't feel that comfortable there. I could be wrong. I'm not even sure when he left.

Can't give him a grade yet but others were pushing me to give him a C-.

LB I spent countless hours w Greaser both on the golf course and at 2 dinners. Guy A+ in my book. Knows his wine and picked up the tab at dinner at Vic & Anthony’s. Not many would have done that. For me bump him up to a B+

[lakerboy]

LB I spent countless hours w Greaser both on the golf course and at 2 dinners. Guy A+ in my book. Knows his wine and picked up the tab at dinner at Vic & Anthony’s. Not many would have done that. For me bump him up to a B+

Oh I'm sure he is. I didn't grade him. That was just what others suggested. I have always been good with him on here for years. I didn't spend enough time with him there so I can't grade him fairly. I take your word for it.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

Dude is playing that slot machine with confidence

bisexual tweeker update.....

hadn't had the chance to download last night's photos until now......

here's the trio of meat gazing twinks that descended upon me at about 2;45 am early this morning.....

rollin their asses off, and ready for kahk.....




the guy standing to the left had been seated right next to me in the line of three machines, "inadvertently" rubbed the the back of his forearm on my thigh, and bent over toward my lap as if he was going to start blowing me then and there.....

poor little twink only put like a five or ten into the machine, lost it, started pounding the machine's cash out button and broke it.....

needed wikkid there to knock all three of them the fuk out.....