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    Sam Odom
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    Bogus

    Shit thread

    SALOON

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    daneblazer
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    ride the bus
    jog in place at stop lights
    park in the fire lane
    Eat at McDonalds
    Play lotto scratch offs

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    Eat chicken wings with ranch at bars regularly and casino hotdogs
    Shower only every other day tops
    Never use deodorant
    Turn t-shirts, socks and underwear inside out and re-use to avoid doing laundry
    Never brush your hair or shave
    Brush your teeth without using toothpaste on the fly

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    b1slickguy
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
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    ride the bus
    jog in place at stop lights
    park in the fire lane
    Eat at McDonalds
    Play lotto scratch offs


    I see this a lot and sometimes ask them if they need a ride.

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    JohnGalt2341
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
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    ride the bus
    jog in place at stop lights
    park in the fire lane
    Eat at McDonalds
    Play lotto scratch offs
    Forgot about this one... this one is HUGE! The Lottery charges 50% juice! 50%!!! It takes about 2 minutes to figure out what a scam the Lottery is. Here's how:

    Imagine you bought all 1000 tickets for the Daily 3. One of those tickets will win guaranteed. How much money did you lose from your total investment? That's your juice. The Government run Lottery's payout is less than 1/10th the payout of any Sportsbook but it's the only legal form of gambling and the Government promotes the hell out of it. If anyone was ever wondering if the Government is crooked just take a look at the facts in this post and you will have your answer.
    Last edited by JohnGalt2341; 04-25-18 at 11:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post

    Eat chicken wings with ranch at bars regularly and casino hotdogs

    Hummmm... that would include all PROFESSIONAL ADVANTAGE GAMBLERS

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    Hot Dogs worst thing for you

    Pig meat

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    b1slickguy
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hot Dogs worst thing for you

    Pig meat

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