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  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #71
    Bogus

    Shit thread

    SALOON
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    • daneblazer
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-14-08
      • 27861

      #72
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      ride the bus
      jog in place at stop lights
      park in the fire lane
      Eat at McDonalds
      Play lotto scratch offs
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      • JIBBBY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-10-09
        • 83691

        #73
        Add for degens -

        Eat chicken wings with ranch at bars regularly and casino hotdogs
        Shower only every other day tops
        Never use deodorant
        Turn t-shirts, socks and underwear inside out and re-use to avoid doing laundry
        Never brush your hair or shave
        Brush your teeth without using toothpaste on the fly
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        • b1slickguy
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-24-11
          • 11959

          #74
          Originally posted by daneblazer
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          ride the bus
          jog in place at stop lights
          park in the fire lane
          Eat at McDonalds
          Play lotto scratch offs


          I see this a lot and sometimes ask them if they need a ride.
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          • JohnGalt2341
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-31-09
            • 9138

            #75
            Originally posted by daneblazer
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            ride the bus
            jog in place at stop lights
            park in the fire lane
            Eat at McDonalds
            Play lotto scratch offs
            Forgot about this one... this one is HUGE! The Lottery charges 50% juice! 50%!!! It takes about 2 minutes to figure out what a scam the Lottery is. Here's how:

            Imagine you bought all 1000 tickets for the Daily 3. One of those tickets will win guaranteed. How much money did you lose from your total investment? That's your juice. The Government run Lottery's payout is less than 1/10th the payout of any Sportsbook but it's the only legal form of gambling and the Government promotes the hell out of it. If anyone was ever wondering if the Government is crooked just take a look at the facts in this post and you will have your answer.
            Last edited by JohnGalt2341; 04-25-18, 11:23 AM.
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            • Sam Odom
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-30-05
              • 58063

              #76
              Originally posted by JIBBBY

              Eat chicken wings with ranch at bars regularly and casino hotdogs

              Hummmm... that would include all PROFESSIONAL ADVANTAGE GAMBLERS
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388189

                #77
                Hot Dogs worst thing for you

                Pig meat
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                • b1slickguy
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-24-11
                  • 11959

                  #78
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Hot Dogs worst thing for you

                  Pig meat
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