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    gummo
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    Life expectancy of a daily gambler.

    I would say 51:

    Stress
    Alcohol
    Coke
    Casino hot dogs
    Early grave

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    I am going with 69

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    I'm just waiting for the posters to come in saying they are ripped, only bang 12's, only pick winners etc

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    Better than the 9-5 square life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    Better than the 9-5 square life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    Better than the 9-5 square life
    My typical day is more like 8-6...however if you find your work rewarding then it’s not too bad. Sure some days suck, but that’s why you get paid to do it.

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    organizations hitting 64% steady winners, sbr needs to rise with us

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    Pro gambler life would be nice. Emphasis on pro, utilizing spare time for healthy living and creative pursuits, instead of being drained by senseless work all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by gummo View Post
    I would say 51:

    Stress
    Alcohol
    Coke
    Casino hot dogs
    Early grave
    Very true. You hear about guys goin down all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    Better than the 9-5 square life
    Another good post. Who needs it?

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    Lol Gummo.. Depends if you are a junky degen with no discipline or a pro gambler with discipline? There are two types of gamblers in this world...

    My take -

    Degenerate gamblers - Kiss those years goodbye... Stress and debt will ruin a brother and send you to the early grave..

    Oh and Gummo you forgot to add in - lack of sleep and poor diet for the degens to your thread starter post... Chicken wings and ranch, cheese pizzas, beer or soft drinks on the fly will send you to an early grave.

    The Pro Gamlers with years of getting a grip on it all - Probably most are still fat asses that spent most of their time grinding out gambling theories, capping and news watching. That means you sat on your ass all day..Not good no matter how you spin it.. Then again if you treat it like a job and have a daily agenda, get to eating right and exercising daily on a schedule and keeping the body up you may live a normal and even extended life. That's what I try to do and shoot for anyways...

    My two cents on the gambling life anyways in a nut shell... It is fun as hell though when you are winning and in a good grove always whether you are a degen or a pro.. That's why we do it.. The thrill of the cash rolling in.. It's a blast!!!!

    Last edited by JIBBBY; 02-17-18 at 01:06 AM.

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    If I don't get up by 3:00 in the afternoon, I feel like I've wasted the whole day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gummo View Post
    I would say 51:

    Stress
    Alcohol
    Coke
    Casino hot dogs
    Early grave
    I literally spit chewed up pretzels onto my screen

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    65 i think just enjoy life while we can
    Last edited by slayer14; 02-17-18 at 03:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I literally spit chewed up pretzels onto my screen
    Nothing like those 2 day old hotdogs that just keep spinning rotating on the old greasy grills.. Casino dogs.. lol..


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    They usually live long as long as they do not have other habits

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    We all die. I imagine heaven will have a space for card players, degens, AD stories, jj degenerate of the month awards , KLC news updates, and a fidel gif factory. God will call all of us hamburgers, town will be rigged shite hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gummo View Post
    I would say 51:

    Stress
    Alcohol
    Coke
    Casino hot dogs
    Early grave

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    Quote Originally Posted by gummo View Post
    Stress
    Alcohol
    Coke
    Casino hot dogs
    Early grave
    I balance this with working out, eating salads, mostly avoiding red meat...


    but idk if it’ll help at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOM_Toretto View Post
    I balance this with working out, eating salads, mostly avoiding red meat...


    but idk if it’ll help at all
    I couldn't live with out lean ground beef, Bison meat, and lamb chops.. I'd shrink and wither away. Need my protein.. ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOM_Toretto View Post
    I balance this with working out, eating salads, mostly avoiding red meat...

    but idk if it’ll help at all
    I am certain that eating salads will be debunked as a complete waste of time soon enough

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    nobody is a pro gambler

    those days long gone

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    if you are happy doing it, you'll live longer

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    Gamblers live long because they have active minds

    Active minds are healthy

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    Quote Originally Posted by magaman View Post
    I am certain that eating salads will be debunked as a complete waste of time soon enough

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    Gummo makes it sound like a bad thing Diggity

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOM_Toretto View Post
    I balance this with working out, eating salads, mostly avoiding red meat...


    but idk if it’ll help at all
    Holy cow what a difference a year has made. I’ve had steak probably 10 times in the past month and haven’t seen a gym or salad in over a month.


    Been gambling like crazy though!

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    Play Purdue tonight and lets find out.

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    plus the stimulants. even if its on caffeine it dehydrates you and thats bad for you.......but a lot of degens also need something more than caffeine. most use alcohol for various reasons while gambling

    i dream of having a job and being a spot bettor but will probably never happen

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    I was going to say 50. Most gamblers are overweight, smoke, and unhealthy

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    Overweight, drink, don’t smoke, 3 kids, horrible girlfriend, great dog. What’s my life expectancy? Not smoking and having a mans best friend must help some. Kids call me fat though so I get depressed sometimes.... I tell them to get a job and they tell me we are only 12 and 13. Then they call me a fat ass and why don’t you go to the gym dad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus84 View Post
    Overweight, drink, don’t smoke, 3 kids, horrible girlfriend, great dog. What’s my life expectancy? Not smoking and having a mans best friend must help some. Kids call me fat though so I get depressed sometimes.... I tell them to get a job and they tell me we are only 12 and 13. Then they call me a fat ass and why don’t you go to the gym dad
    Brutus, sounds like you need to whip some ass and show those clowns a little God damn respect.

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    Dogs add years to your life. The woof woof kind, not the +3.5 kind

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