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  • gummo
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    • 09-04-06
    • 6297

    #1
    Life expectancy of a daily gambler.
    I would say 51:

    Stress
    Alcohol
    Coke
    Casino hot dogs
    Early grave
  • kidcudi92
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    • 12-14-11
    • 15434

    #2
    I am going with 69
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    • phinfan27615
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      • 07-10-17
      • 1837

      #3
      I'm just waiting for the posters to come in saying they are ripped, only bang 12's, only pick winners etc
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      • Rich Boy
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        • 02-01-09
        • 9713

        #4
        Better than the 9-5 square life
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        • bhoor
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          • 12-17-12
          • 2256

          #5
          Originally posted by Rich Boy
          Better than the 9-5 square life
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          • mpaschal34
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            • 02-04-13
            • 12084

            #6
            Originally posted by Rich Boy
            Better than the 9-5 square life
            My typical day is more like 8-6...however if you find your work rewarding then it’s not too bad. Sure some days suck, but that’s why you get paid to do it.
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            • Ghenghis Kahn
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              • 01-02-12
              • 19735

              #7
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              • lonegambler23
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                • 06-22-16
                • 9761

                #8
                organizations hitting 64% steady winners, sbr needs to rise with us
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                • texhooper
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                  • 01-05-09
                  • 10001

                  #9
                  Pro gambler life would be nice. Emphasis on pro, utilizing spare time for healthy living and creative pursuits, instead of being drained by senseless work all day
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                  • ChuckyTheGoat
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                    • 04-04-11
                    • 36800

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gummo
                    I would say 51:

                    Stress
                    Alcohol
                    Coke
                    Casino hot dogs
                    Early grave
                    Very true. You hear about guys goin down all the time.
                    Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                    • ChuckyTheGoat
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                      • 04-04-11
                      • 36800

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rich Boy
                      Better than the 9-5 square life
                      Another good post. Who needs it?
                      Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                      • JIBBBY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-10-09
                        • 83691

                        #12
                        Lol Gummo.. Depends if you are a junky degen with no discipline or a pro gambler with discipline? There are two types of gamblers in this world...

                        My take -

                        Degenerate gamblers - Kiss those years goodbye... Stress and debt will ruin a brother and send you to the early grave..

                        Oh and Gummo you forgot to add in - lack of sleep and poor diet for the degens to your thread starter post... Chicken wings and ranch, cheese pizzas, beer or soft drinks on the fly will send you to an early grave.

                        The Pro Gamlers with years of getting a grip on it all - Probably most are still fat asses that spent most of their time grinding out gambling theories, capping and news watching. That means you sat on your ass all day..Not good no matter how you spin it.. Then again if you treat it like a job and have a daily agenda, get to eating right and exercising daily on a schedule and keeping the body up you may live a normal and even extended life. That's what I try to do and shoot for anyways...

                        My two cents on the gambling life anyways in a nut shell... It is fun as hell though when you are winning and in a good grove always whether you are a degen or a pro.. That's why we do it.. The thrill of the cash rolling in.. It's a blast!!!!

                        Last edited by JIBBBY; 02-17-18, 02:06 AM.
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                        • VeggieDog
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                          • 02-21-09
                          • 7214

                          #13
                          If I don't get up by 3:00 in the afternoon, I feel like I've wasted the whole day.
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                          • JIBBBY
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                            • 12-10-09
                            • 83691

                            #14
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                            • gauchojake
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                              • 09-17-10
                              • 34103

                              #15
                              Originally posted by gummo
                              I would say 51:

                              Stress
                              Alcohol
                              Coke
                              Casino hot dogs
                              Early grave
                              I literally spit chewed up pretzels onto my screen
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                              • slayer14
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                                • 08-12-13
                                • 22007

                                #16
                                65 i think just enjoy life while we can
                                Last edited by slayer14; 02-17-18, 04:30 PM.
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                                • JIBBBY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-10-09
                                  • 83691

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by gauchojake
                                  I literally spit chewed up pretzels onto my screen
                                  Nothing like those 2 day old hotdogs that just keep spinning rotating on the old greasy grills.. Casino dogs.. lol..

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                                  • jjgold
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                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388189

                                    #18
                                    They usually live long as long as they do not have other habits
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                                    • Ra77er
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                                      • 06-20-11
                                      • 10969

                                      #19
                                      We all die. I imagine heaven will have a space for card players, degens, AD stories, jj degenerate of the month awards , KLC news updates, and a fidel gif factory. God will call all of us hamburgers, town will be rigged shite hole.
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                                      • BeatTheJerk
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                                        • 08-19-07
                                        • 31794

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by gummo
                                        I would say 51:

                                        Stress
                                        Alcohol
                                        Coke
                                        Casino hot dogs
                                        Early grave
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                                        • DOM_Toretto
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                                          • 01-28-13
                                          • 9035

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by gummo
                                          Stress
                                          Alcohol
                                          Coke
                                          Casino hot dogs
                                          Early grave
                                          I balance this with working out, eating salads, mostly avoiding red meat...


                                          but idk if it’ll help at all
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                                          • JIBBBY
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                                            • 12-10-09
                                            • 83691

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DOM_Toretto
                                            I balance this with working out, eating salads, mostly avoiding red meat...


                                            but idk if it’ll help at all
                                            I couldn't live with out lean ground beef, Bison meat, and lamb chops.. I'd shrink and wither away. Need my protein.. ..
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                                            • magaman
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                                              • 01-17-18
                                              • 1937

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DOM_Toretto
                                              I balance this with working out, eating salads, mostly avoiding red meat...

                                              but idk if it’ll help at all
                                              I am certain that eating salads will be debunked as a complete waste of time soon enough
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                                              • jjgold
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                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388189

                                                #24
                                                nobody is a pro gambler

                                                those days long gone
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                                                • SBR_Guest_Pro
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                                                  • 02-10-15
                                                  • 3955

                                                  #25
                                                  if you are happy doing it, you'll live longer
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                                                  • jjgold
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                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388189

                                                    #26
                                                    Gamblers live long because they have active minds

                                                    Active minds are healthy
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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                      • 81454

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by magaman
                                                      I am certain that eating salads will be debunked as a complete waste of time soon enough
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                                                      • unde0087
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                                                        • 03-27-08
                                                        • 28874

                                                        #28
                                                        Gummo makes it sound like a bad thing Diggity
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                                                        • DOM_Toretto
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                                                          • 01-28-13
                                                          • 9035

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DOM_Toretto
                                                          I balance this with working out, eating salads, mostly avoiding red meat...


                                                          but idk if it’ll help at all
                                                          Holy cow what a difference a year has made. I’ve had steak probably 10 times in the past month and haven’t seen a gym or salad in over a month.


                                                          Been gambling like crazy though!
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                                                          • RangeFinder
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                                                            • 10-27-16
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                                                            #30
                                                            Play Purdue tonight and lets find out.
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                                                            • KingKolzig
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                                                              • 02-02-10
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                                                              #31
                                                              plus the stimulants. even if its on caffeine it dehydrates you and thats bad for you.......but a lot of degens also need something more than caffeine. most use alcohol for various reasons while gambling

                                                              i dream of having a job and being a spot bettor but will probably never happen
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                                                              • daneblazer
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                                                                • 09-14-08
                                                                • 27861

                                                                #32
                                                                I was going to say 50. Most gamblers are overweight, smoke, and unhealthy
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                                                                • Brutus84
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                                                                  • 09-08-11
                                                                  • 5188

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Overweight, drink, don’t smoke, 3 kids, horrible girlfriend, great dog. What’s my life expectancy? Not smoking and having a mans best friend must help some. Kids call me fat though so I get depressed sometimes.... I tell them to get a job and they tell me we are only 12 and 13. Then they call me a fat ass and why don’t you go to the gym dad
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                                                                  • unde0087
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                                                                    • 03-27-08
                                                                    • 28874

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Brutus84
                                                                    Overweight, drink, don’t smoke, 3 kids, horrible girlfriend, great dog. What’s my life expectancy? Not smoking and having a mans best friend must help some. Kids call me fat though so I get depressed sometimes.... I tell them to get a job and they tell me we are only 12 and 13. Then they call me a fat ass and why don’t you go to the gym dad
                                                                    Brutus, sounds like you need to whip some ass and show those clowns a little God damn respect.
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                                                                    • daneblazer
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                                                                      • 09-14-08
                                                                      • 27861

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Dogs add years to your life. The woof woof kind, not the +3.5 kind
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