What would you do if you won the Powerball?

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  • JMobile
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-21-10
    • 19070

    #1
    What would you do if you won the Powerball?
    It's at over $500 million now since no one won last night.

    Check in hamburgers.
  • t-wizzle
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-18-09
    • 38099

    #2
    Move somewhere warm. This is the correct answer.
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    • RudyRuetigger
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-24-10
      • 65086

      #3
      when is drawing?

      not good value but if before Monday, I guess I will play in hopes to buy about 20 tickets to the uga game
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      • tony_come
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-31-10
        • 21695

        #4
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388189

          #5
          I don’t live in a fantasy so refuse answering the question
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          • Harry N. Lloyd
            SBR MVP
            • 03-26-08
            • 4810

            #6
            Originally posted by tony_come
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            Excellent answer.
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            • SharpAngles
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-15-14
              • 9467

              #7
              I’d buy SBR and ban the riff raff dead beats aka jjgold
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              • cincinnatikid513
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-23-17
                • 45360

                #8
                I remember one time i bought some powerball tickets and i was so confident i would win. I expected to win, i was counting my winnings what i would buy who i would give money too. I got humbled few hours later when i got zero numbers, it is nice to dream though for a few hours
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                • RudyRuetigger
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-24-10
                  • 65086

                  #9
                  I would shit myself

                  especially since I never buy a ticket
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                  • A4K
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-08-12
                    • 5243

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    I don’t live in a fantasy so refuse answering the question
                    Your entire existence is a fantasy.

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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43559

                      #11
                      buy a football franchise, and offer a "long extension" to my franchise player:

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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43559

                        #12
                        and then give this marquee player a helluva "raise"

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                        • Shute
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-20-17
                          • 11835

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tony_come
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                          Nice!!
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                          • Shute
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-20-17
                            • 11835

                            #14
                            Actually spending $5 on tickets is worth the good fantasy and action you get from the play. Always buy tickets several days before the drawing to get your moneys worth of the fantasy
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                            • Cuse0323
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-09-09
                              • 30169

                              #15
                              Move to Vegas, get a platinum grill, bang hookers and gamble all day. Buy another house just for my stock of booze and drugs. The simple things.

                              And buy a fresh liver.
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                              • stevek173
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 03-29-08
                                • 27598

                                #16
                                cry, laugh, piss my pants
                                drink a lot
                                i would pay rudy not to post here anymore - get him to sign a legal agreement about it then pay someone to steal the money from him and give it to the guy who shot his dog

                                give back to those that have helped me and others

                                tell a lot of people that I told you so and I am the best

                                settle down, find love

                                big buy in poker games

                                give winnings to shari

                                probably get killed by some seedy girl in a casino that would tempt me then drug me
                                Last edited by stevek173; 01-04-18, 04:28 PM.
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                                • hostile takeover
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 12-06-09
                                  • 2258

                                  #17
                                  Two chicks at the same time
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                                  • daneblazer
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                                    • 09-14-08
                                    • 27861

                                    #18
                                    Fart less
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                                    • badgerguy
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-21-13
                                      • 2281

                                      #19
                                      Buy JJ cable tv
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                                      • Chi_archie
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-22-08
                                        • 63165

                                        #20
                                        buy 5dimes and SBR and a bunch of frozen dinners
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                                        • DigBick86
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-06-10
                                          • 1931

                                          #21
                                          but an Island
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                                          • JIBBBY
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-10-09
                                            • 83691

                                            #22
                                            Would tell everyone in the media and everyone I know that I gave it all away to charity so I don't get a family member kidnapped and held for ransom.. Or get jacked and killed myself...

                                            Pissed it away sorry broke...
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                                            • BrickJames
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 05-05-11
                                              • 9749

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Shute
                                              Actually spending $5 on tickets is worth the good fantasy and action you get from the play. Always buy tickets several days before the drawing to get your moneys worth of the fantasy
                                              This is absolutely true.
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81454

                                                #24
                                                I would buy an RV and go on a national Asian massage parlor tour for about 2 years.

                                                Or until my balls couldn't take it anymore.

                                                after that:

                                                Lots of McDoanlds
                                                Lots of cheap vodka
                                                Lots of cheap hookers

                                                I'd be dead in 5 years and will the money to my 3 favorite SBR posters.
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                                                • JIBBBY
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 12-10-09
                                                  • 83691

                                                  #25
                                                  I'd much rather try a 10 team dog parlay for $2 then try that power ball lotto crap.. Talk about throwing away money...



                                                  Last edited by JIBBBY; 01-04-18, 07:14 PM.
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                                                  • stevek173
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 03-29-08
                                                    • 27598

                                                    #26
                                                    Pinnacle vodka would be perfect for all that daggles
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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43559

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by stevek173
                                                      Pinnacle vodka would be perfect for all that daggles
                                                      daggles as you call him just pm'd me about shovin' an empty Pinnacle vodka bottle up your ass -- with no lube -- if you don't take our woman, uh, i mean, uh, HIS woman's photo down from your avvy
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                                                      • Chi_archie
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-22-08
                                                        • 63165

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        I'd be dead in 5 years and will the money to my 3 favorite SBR posters.
                                                        who, who, who?
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                                                        • sweethook
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-21-07
                                                          • 12667

                                                          #29
                                                          SPCA ... i hope you win , please help the animals all you can ...thanks
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                                                          • JMobile
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-21-10
                                                            • 19070

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SharpAngles
                                                            I’d buy SBR and ban the riff raff dead beats aka jjgold
                                                            You mean you wouldn't buy the Dodgers?
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                                                            • JIBBBY
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-10-09
                                                              • 83691

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by tony_come
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                                                              Thread win post right here...
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                                                              • stevek173
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 03-29-08
                                                                • 27598

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                                I would shit myself

                                                                especially since I never buy a ticket
                                                                reported for profanity

                                                                stupid and not funny as well

                                                                we have to get this guy off the site
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                                                                • stevek173
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                                  • 27598

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                  daggles as you call him just pm'd me about shovin' an empty Pinnacle vodka bottle up your ass -- with no lube -- if you don't take our woman, uh, i mean, uh, HIS woman's photo down from your avvy
                                                                  Sorry, didn't know!

                                                                  Don't need another one up there. Last one did NOT go well.
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                                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                                    • 81454

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by stevek173
                                                                    Sorry, didn't know!

                                                                    Don't need another one up there. Last one did NOT go well.
                                                                    Cant start with vodkas bottles If you've never done this before, Steve.

                                                                    You gotta start off slow and easy with tequila.

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                                                                    • stevek173
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                                      • 27598

                                                                      #35
                                                                      See THAT'S intelligent marketing
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