1. 01-04-18 07:23 PM #36
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    I'd start a thread on SBR offering $10,000 to each of the first 100 posters that sent me nudes of their girlfriends/wives.
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  2. 01-04-18 07:26 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'd start a thread on SBR offering $10,000 to each of the first 100 posters that sent me nudes of their girlfriends/wives.
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  3. 01-04-18 07:29 PM #38
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    Strippers and Coke
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  4. 01-04-18 07:34 PM #39
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    I’d definitely throw a Vegas bash too. Week long. Everything on me. Well, airfare and a room. Then 10K for doing as you wish. If you go broke then I need an essay as to why you need more money.

    Most would be eligible, even Liberals. One rule. Just fck off, and don’t stand over me when I’m playing poker or sweating a game. I’ll funnyb your ass home.
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  5. 01-04-18 07:34 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    Strippers and Coke
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  6. 01-04-18 07:39 PM #41
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    Lmfao
    Hell Yes , that cat is all over it
    Did he win ?
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  7. 01-04-18 08:48 PM #42
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    Put half on black
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  8. 01-04-18 09:03 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Laughed my assss off..
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  9. 01-04-18 10:10 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Cant start with vodkas bottles If you've never done this before, Steve.

    You gotta start off slow and easy with tequila.

    wife always buys the shit.... now I know why.....

    she said is that the same guy that sang me that f'n song?

    i said fuk yah....

    she said "write this down, [blah blah blah]"..... here the text:


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  10. 01-04-18 10:36 PM #45
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  11. 01-04-18 10:41 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Actually spending $5 on tickets is worth the good fantasy and action you get from the play. Always buy tickets several days before the drawing to get your moneys worth of the fantasy
    Yes. 100 percent the lotto is the working stiffs fantasy. Whenever it gets up there all the guys at work talk about the first thing they would do..ect lol day dream escape reality...we’ll worth it.
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  12. 01-04-18 10:43 PM #47
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  13. 01-04-18 10:44 PM #48
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    I would spend it all on 20% stake in SBR
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  14. 01-05-18 05:28 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wife always buys the shit.... now I know why.....

    she said is that the same guy that sang me that f'n song?

    i said fuk yah....

    she said "write this down, [blah blah blah]"..... here the text:




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  15. 01-05-18 08:37 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Can’t stop laughing at this
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  16. 01-05-18 08:45 AM #51
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    Maybe I'd put in bid for that ad about the chick selling off her virginity, or is that already done?
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  17. 01-05-18 10:01 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weems2k View Post
    Maybe I'd put in bid for that ad about the chick selling off her virginity, or is that already done?
    She's done, be we still can offer Rudy's.
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  18. 01-05-18 10:08 AM #53
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  19. 01-05-18 01:52 PM #54
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    When is the drawing?

    I might win.
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  20. 01-05-18 02:51 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    The equity does not come from me odds, it comes from dreaming about telling your boss to go suck his own dick all week!
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  21. 01-05-18 02:51 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    When is the drawing?

    I might win.
    Saturday
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  22. 01-05-18 09:39 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Would tell everyone in the media and everyone I know that I gave it all away to charity so I don't get a family member kidnapped and held for ransom.. Or get jacked and killed myself...

    Pissed it away sorry broke...
    Form an LLC or Trust and have that entity claim it with a lawyer doing the press conference (or do what I'd do and hire the guy that plays Saul Goodman to do the press conference). New neighbors ask how you made your money............tell them from Bitcoin.
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  23. 01-05-18 09:56 PM #58
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    Buy more powerball tickets.
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  24. 01-05-18 11:34 PM #59
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    If I won,

    Every poster I did not like, I would fuk your mom

    Every poster I like, I would buy your mom a new house
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  25. 01-06-18 05:16 AM #60
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    bought 3 numbers = $6
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  26. 01-06-18 05:23 AM #61
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    I'd bribe this site to put something like the Humane Society or the ASPCA as one of the charitable donations to "Become a Pro," then I'd run a 1000 seat poker tourney where every seat from 1-1000 wins a paid for spot to do so.
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  27. 01-06-18 05:34 AM #62
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    I'd pay someone to think of something really cool to do with the money then I'd do that
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  28. 01-06-18 05:36 AM #63
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  29. 01-06-18 05:37 AM #64
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  30. 01-06-18 09:54 AM #65
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    plunked down $50 on both, guess I gotta go check last night's numbers, and then start handing out money to people.....

    it's in the bag....
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  31. 01-06-18 01:52 PM #66
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    I guess I should start working harder because someone won last nights mega millions. I really need this powerball win
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  32. 01-06-18 02:09 PM #67
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    I would blow up Chile and Greenland.
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  33. 01-06-18 02:20 PM #68
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    just got 4 tickets for tonight

    I would probably send dane downsouth and dawgy to national champ game including 2 guests with them and 20 I know
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  34. 01-06-18 03:31 PM #69
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    Some investing, not work, buy a fun car like a Porsche 914, travel, bet a lot more
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  35. 01-06-18 04:08 PM #70
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    Would not gamble. Probably travel and help out less fortunate AMERICANS who were trying to better themselves.
    Open some detox and rehab centers that were extremely affordable.
    Help people, honestly I would get more joy out of that then all the other imaginable things.
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