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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43559

    #1
    Aaron Rodgers Beard has moved on and is pursuing.... duh... WOMEN!
    homosexual packers qb aaron rodgers has attempted to avoid coming out of the closet (and the damning evidence put out by his former lover kevin lanflisi about their relationship) for years by dating a series of lesbians who, for their own reasons, also wanted to avoid being labeled as dykes....

    olivia munn was rodger's latest beard, serving in that role for about three years.... eventually, that paper thin relationship (mutually beneficial "arrangement" is a more accurate term) ended, as it became more and more apparent what it truly was.....

    well, any doubt about Munn's true feelings and sexuality has now been laid to rest, as she and her lesbian lover are now frolicking all over Hawaii together, with no sign of kahk in sight.....

    seen here, the two lipstick lesbians:




    like to be sanwiched in between those two and given the task to "bring em back" to the "good side".....
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388189

    #2
    He ia gay
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    • Auto Donk
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      • 09-03-13
      • 43559

      #3
      holy shit.... so is she but damn I love her and her woman.....

      I'd go straight up fukkin' harvey weinstein on these two (photo from recent hawaii trip, as well):




      shit, so long as we're gawking at these two dykes, might as well go "diggity" and ask which you'd prefer to try and convert back to kahk, right or left?????

      I'm goin left (Munn, I think) as I want to add yet another celebrity to my sexual resume.....
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      • DOM-Ganador
        SBR MVP
        • 05-30-12
        • 4479

        #4
        A big ole left for me....right seems to be on her way to the cottage cheese factory.

        What exactly has she done since "Newsroom"??
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43559

          #5
          i don't know if there are any packers fans on this site (I don't recall ever seeing any or hearing anything of significance from any), but was curious as to whether they feel uneasy about his lifestyle and sexual preferences.....

          and before anyone (bigdofa or whatever the hell your name is, and others like him) slams me for allegedly being homophobic, know that i don't give a shit about it, but wonder how it feels to idolize a gay man....

          for the record, I didn't give a fuk that earnest givens played the meat flute and swallowed the music, so long as he helped make the run n shoot click.... I did have a problem, however, with wife beater warren moon.....
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43559

            #6
            AND, before anyone attacks JJ for being homophobic in light of him always jumping on board to slam rodgers (rogers, as he calls him), just know this: everytime I arrive just after JJ has fled his hotel, or rented room, or wherever my investigators last had him before I just miss him, this NFL Films video is always on the pay per view in the room:




            followed immediately by this one:





            and of course that one is followed by this one:





            and the f'n remote is always covered in f'n hand lotion or butter flavored Crisco....
            Last edited by Auto Donk; 12-14-17, 09:57 AM.
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            • ByeShea
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              • 06-30-08
              • 8052

              #7
              Auto Donk for Poster of the Year.

              Tell a friend.
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              • stevek173
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                • 03-29-08
                • 27598

                #8
                ^^^^
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                • DiggityDaggityDo
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-30-08
                  • 81454

                  #9
                  Donker I want to bang them BOTH.

                  The girls, not Aaron.
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                  • Sam Odom
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-30-05
                    • 58063

                    #10
                    Odom hacked Donk's acct
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                    • StackinGreen
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-09-10
                      • 12140

                      #11
                      Lipstick lesbos don't exist

                      hot (normal) women like men
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                      • TheMoneyShot
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                        • 02-14-07
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                        #12
                        Donker on fire
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43559

                          #13
                          ttwarrior pm'd me; asking if I can set him up with michael sam or jakeem grant.....
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43559

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                            Donker on fire
                            I'm out, as I am every year at this time during the Holidays, buying the Donk Family Christmas Ho....

                            how in the fuk does sbr have iphone like "location services" and how the hell do I turn them off?


                            what the hell, first it said "donker posting from a brothel".... damn sbr editing....
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                            • jjgold
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                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388189

                              #15
                              Guys throw sausages at Rodgers and he loves it on the sidelines
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                              • stevek173
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                                • 03-29-08
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                                #16
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                                • bonusguy
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                                  • 11-25-17
                                  • 1785

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Guys throw sausages at Rodgers and he loves it on the sidelines
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43559

                                    #18
                                    not many know this fact, but rodgers finished a close second to this guy last month while taking time off for his injury:




                                    he may be a Gay, but rogers is always a helluva competitor.....
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                                    • jjgold
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                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388189

                                      #19
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                                      • Sam Odom
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-30-05
                                        • 58063

                                        #20
                                        JJ knows all about beards
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                                        • SportsMushroom
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-28-10
                                          • 4177

                                          #21
                                          one of the best to ever play the quarterback position might be gay


                                          must really bother conservatives, mostly because many of them are in the closet still
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388189

                                            #22
                                            We like Rodgers

                                            We like all people
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                                            • nyplayer33
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 09-27-06
                                              • 8304

                                              #23
                                              Who cares.
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43559

                                                #24






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                                                • bonusguy
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-25-17
                                                  • 1785

                                                  #25
                                                  is that butt in autodonks avatar really a dudes butt?
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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43559

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by bonusguy
                                                    is that butt in autodonks avatar really a dudes butt?
                                                    if it is, it just shows I'm not homophobic..... and, like rodgers, prefer smooth asses on my women and/or men that have asses like women's asses......

                                                    but, unlike rodgers, I don't prefer them to have heads so small they look like they were shrunken during some sort of tribal ritual:

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                                                    • bonusguy
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-25-17
                                                      • 1785

                                                      #27
                                                      that is a small head.......but thats all the rodgers could get at the time. he had to settle for anything he could find that was in his inner circle
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43559

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bonusguy
                                                        that is a small head.......but thats all the rodgers could get at the time. he had to settle for anything he could find that was in his inner circle
                                                        and then the little munchkin-headed homo shook him down for a year's salary to keep it on the down-low and not out him via twitter or whatever.....

                                                        i actually feel bad for rodgers.....

                                                        wait a minute, fuk him.....
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                                                        • bonusguy
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-25-17
                                                          • 1785

                                                          #29
                                                          i dont really feel bad for rodgers. he seems pretty happy in the semi-closet

                                                          imagine if he started the play real bad for an extended period of time however. they would boo him in a second and it would get nasty
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                                                          • Ralphie Halves
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-13-09
                                                            • 4507

                                                            #30
                                                            He could be Richard Simmons for all I care, just cover the +3 this week.
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43559

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
                                                              He could be Richard Simmons for all I care, just cover the +3 this week.
                                                              speakin' of ol richard..... funny you should mention him, as I came across these earlier.....



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                                                              • JMobile
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-21-10
                                                                • 19070

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                homosexual packers qb aaron rodgers has attempted to avoid coming out of the closet (and the damning evidence put out by his former lover kevin lanflisi about their relationship) for years by dating a series of lesbians who, for their own reasons, also wanted to avoid being labeled as dykes....

                                                                olivia munn was rodger's latest beard, serving in that role for about three years.... eventually, that paper thin relationship (mutually beneficial "arrangement" is a more accurate term) ended, as it became more and more apparent what it truly was.....

                                                                well, any doubt about Munn's true feelings and sexuality has now been laid to rest, as she and her lesbian lover are now frolicking all over Hawaii together, with no sign of kahk in sight.....

                                                                seen here, the two lipstick lesbians:




                                                                like to be sanwiched in between those two and given the task to "bring em back" to the "good side".....
                                                                Girl on the left has a nice rack.
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                                                                • Auto Donk
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                                  • 43559

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JMobile
                                                                  Girl on the left has a nice rack.
                                                                  munn has my taste in women for sure.....
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                                                                  • Bcatswin
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                                                                    • 12-21-10
                                                                    • 13931

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Jesus what a shit thread. Saloon this crap.
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                                                                    • Chi_archie
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-22-08
                                                                      • 63165

                                                                      #35
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