UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR - Sports Related...

**daneblazer** · 12-02-17, 07:31 AM

She needs to relax. Booze should do just fine.

**Chi_archie** · 12-02-17, 07:33 AM

Saloon

**juicername** · 12-02-17, 07:33 AM

Seems like a sharp girl. Ask her opinion on the SEC title game.

**funnyb25** · 12-02-17, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by juicername

Seems like a sharp girl. Ask her opinion on the SEC title game.

That isn;t until a little later...Wanted to get her opinion on the rematch between Memphis and UCF. UCF looked like chit at home last game vs. USF

**jjgold** · 12-02-17, 07:37 AM

interesting stuff

Funny need some big video plays

**funnyb25** · 12-02-17, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by daneblazer

She needs to relax. Booze should do just fine.

I would say that maybe she stormed out to get booze, but she can't for another hour and a half

**funnyb25** · 12-02-17, 07:39 AM

It just blows my mind that people are so into other things when we have a full slate of conference championship games today. All she was talking about was this guy fukin other girls and crack pipes. I don;t think she deos crack. She is smoking hot and goes to the gym regularly...I don;t think crack heads do the gym.

**daneblazer** · 12-02-17, 07:42 AM

Grab some mich ultra and invite her in for yoga

**funnyb25** · 12-02-17, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Grab some mich ultra and invite her in for yoga

She was actually wearing yoga pants when she stormed out...I just want to make sure she is showered...

**RudyRuetigger** · 12-02-17, 08:04 AM

Furman university plays TN tech today.

Just ask her if this is a good spot for FU with the juice

**funnyb25** · 12-02-17, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

Furman university plays TN tech today.

Just ask her if this is a good spot for FU with the juice

Problem is I am concerned she is furry down there. She seems so distraught...No way she has shaved and showered. Not going to ask her about the Furman game...Gimme another one to ask about...And do not ask me to ask her about George Bush...Bush and Furman...same kinda thing..

**grease lightnin** · 12-02-17, 08:07 AM

Funny wait for her to come back and when she is walking by your door, come out with your robe open, make sure she sees your dinger and act like it was a mistake. Smile and wink. And you’re in like Flynn. She is looking to get back at this guy.

PS— make sure to slap it around a little so you at least have a semi when she sees it.

**daneblazer** · 12-02-17, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Funny wait for her to come back and when she is walking by your door, come out with your robe open, make sure she sees your dinger and act like it was a mistake. Smile and wink. And you’re in like Flynn. She is looking to get back at this guy.

PS— make sure to slap it around a little so you at least have a semi when she sees it.

**funnyb25** · 12-02-17, 08:10 AM

**funnyb25** · 12-02-17, 08:11 AM

Can't make this greaser guy up...Pure genius

**jjgold** · 12-02-17, 08:14 AM

Funny is she hot?

**funnyb25** · 12-02-17, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Funny is she hot?

Refer to post #8

**sweep** · 12-02-17, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by funnyb25

I was waking up here at 4:00am to the upstairs neighbor chick yellin and screaming on the phone to what appeared to be her boyfriend.....Have never seen a guy up there with her...

She was yelling about him fukin other girls and all he cares about is his crack pipe. People on crack have sex?

She slammed the door and walked out to the parking lot ad has not yet returned. Curious if I should wait outside for her return and invite her in for some sports. She is obviously ready to get back at him. We got games, I just don't have crack in case she does it too. I doubt she just woke up at 4:00am acting like she is, so has prolly been up all night. Maybe request that she take a shower and clean up then bring her down?

Nice try, we all know you wanted LouisKid in the ass

**funnyb25** · 12-02-17, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by sweep

Nice try, we all know you wanted LouisKid in the ass

Is it true that you stiffed charity? Or was that a lie like many others? No accusations...Just asking...

**jjgold** · 12-02-17, 08:48 AM

Funny strange chick

Keep us updated

**daneblazer** · 12-02-17, 09:03 AM

Let’s get some pics

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-02-17, 09:17 AM

had plenty of inconsiderate neighbors like this in the past

fukk these type of people

**stevek173** · 12-02-17, 09:58 AM

aim to get in her in a 3some w you and your girl?

**Chi_archie** · 12-02-17, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

aim to get in her in a 3some w you and your girl?

aim to get in her in a 4 some w you and your girl and louis kid?

**shadymcgrady** · 12-02-17, 10:06 AM

This is up there with coach and the KST catfish

Yeah dude, a gym going chick wants the introverted dude with to many cats

**MickeyMan** · 12-02-17, 10:06 AM

You already had one sexual encounter with a crackhead are you sure you want another so soon?

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-02-17, 10:10 AM

throat fukk her so hard that you permanently damage her vocal chords

you will be a hero to the rest of the neighbors