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  • Harry N. Lloyd
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    • 03-26-08
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    #1
    I Believe The Franken And Moore Accusations, But Can't Believe It About This Guy


    First they took down the statues, now they're taking down all of our heroes.......
  • Auto Donk
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    • 09-03-13
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    #2
    those stupid hos.....

    that's called a "porno movie", and when your teenage dreams of going to hollywood to be a star fall through, you wind up in the san fernando valley making them.....

    for the record, I love LSRJ (Long Schlong Ron Jeremy), even pulled a threesome in his and Jessica Drake's limo when they were here in htown.....

    was hopin' he'd come to the limo while I was doing so, so that I could (1) impress him with what I was pulling off, and (2) let him have a go at Drake while I was doin' my girl, so we could "hi-five" while hammerin' em doggystyle, and (2a) do some blow with him.....

    Donk from that night:



    jessica is in between my date and I.....
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    • jjgold
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      • 07-20-05
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      #3
      Auto you paid those girls to pose for pic??
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      • Kermit
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        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Auto you paid those girls to pose for pic??
        They paid him.
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        • grease lightnin
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          • 10-01-12
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          #5
          All these porno bitches crying rape. Please, go tell your daddy see what he says.
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          • Cuse0323
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            #6
            Porn star gets raped by a porn star. Decided she would stay at his apartment after getting raped. Makes sense.
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            • Auto Donk
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              • 09-03-13
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              #7
              good to see Long Ron is fighting back.....

              “For over 40 years fans and fellow performers pay money and wait in long lines to meet me. They want autographs, pictures, to flirt with me, physically grab me in different areas (usually my clothed penis), they ask me to touch them and many ask to have me sign their boobs,” he told Rolling Stone in a statement. “When I take photos with fans and other performers at these conventions, signings or events, I do sometimes kiss people on the lips or the cheek, sign boobs or whatever they want. There is ‘put on’ flirting and touching for the photos. This is exactly what people pay me for at conventions … If you watch these videos that Ginger Banks put out of me ‘groping,’ you see that everyone in the videos is laughing and ‘groping’ too. That I’m not running up to them, they come to me.”


              what's next, I'm going to claim that the events of that one night at Encounters (htown's hottest swinger's club at the time, since closed) when seven or 8 lingerie and miniskirt-clad women lined up just to take turns sitting on my kahk -- without my consent I might add -- and bouncing on it til they busted one out, somehow was them RAPING ME?????

              ANYONE KNOW A LAWYER? HAVE GLORIA ALRED ON SPEED DIAL?

              I think I need legal representation.....

              I am now, in this current environment, horrified and reeling from having been so objectified by hot babes with big fake fukkin' my brains out without my consent.... trading me off like I was a piece of meat or a goddam disposable Rabbit sex toy......

              HERE'S a photo from that night, back at my place with two of my rapists:




              if JJ will get me a "non-infraction" variance, I'll post about thirty photos of the rape scene both at the club, and back at my loft, where I was repeatedly raped over and over by molly-fueled rapists until the sun came up and we headed for Jamaica Beach, where I was raped even more times by other gang-raping whores.....

              as you can see from that photo above, clearly I am already feeling the pain/shame of being a f'n gang-rape victim.....
              Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-17-17, 12:38 PM.
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              • HurryUpAndDrink
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                • 08-23-13
                • 13017

                #8
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                those stupid hos.....

                that's called a "porno movie", and when your teenage dreams of going to hollywood to be a star fall through, you wind up in the san fernando valley making them.....

                for the record, I love LSRJ (Long Schlong Ron Jeremy), even pulled a threesome in his and Jessica Drake's limo when they were here in htown.....

                was hopin' he'd come to the limo while I was doing so, so that I could (1) impress him with what I was pulling off, and (2) let him have a go at Drake while I was doin' my girl, so we could "hi-five" while hammerin' em doggystyle, and (2a) do some blow with him.....

                Donk from that night:



                jessica is in between my date and I.....
                AutoDonk just climbed my poster ranks to top 5
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                • Auto Donk
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                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43559

                  #9
                  this night, a rapist approached me at a pool party, and without my consent grab my junk, fellashed me to completion, and swam the fuk off.....

                  cops said that without a postive I.D., they wouldn't take the complaint.....

                  as the line up they presented of the babes at the party had all pretty much had sex with me -- most of it consensual, some of it not on my part -- I couldn't recall which one was the actual rapist:

                  f'n "fell-uh-tee-oh raper"***:




                  *** fellatio is prounounced like this ever since my cousin showed up in s. texas one christmas for a holiday visit when he was around ten or twelve years old, and pronounced to me, as we were lookin' at some Hustlers, that he could sure go for "some of that fell uh tee oh".....

                  to which I responded, you mean "fuh-lay-shee-oh?"

                  but, ever since then, we use 'fell uh tee oh"
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                  • Cuse0323
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                    • 12-09-09
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                    #10
                    Donk, do you have a camera crew or some shit? Who is the mysterious person behind the scenes?
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                    • Auto Donk
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                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43559

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cuse0323
                      Donk, do you have a camera crew or some shit? Who is the mysterious person behind the scenes?
                      usually the husbands of the trophy wives had a handicam or phone cam in one hand, and their sorry excuse for a JJ Gold type-kahk in the other hand, rubbin the gherkins while filming / takin' still shots.....

                      they'd usually email me photos/vids the next day......
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                      • jjgold
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                        • 07-20-05
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                        #12
                        Auto I would not fuk that last girl ..even $500
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                        • grease lightnin
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                          #13
                          Unreal.

                          You don’t feel sorry for these fuks, Donker?

                          No self respect. Wtf
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                          • teaserpleaser
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                            #14
                            Is this the guy who got caught red handed grabbing Leeann tweedens ?
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                            • teaserpleaser
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                              • 08-14-08
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                              #15
                              Most of you guys are dudes right?

                              Does anybody else feel like woman want to ruin men? I mean everyday some new guy gets buried with stuff that's years sometimes decades old that the guy often doesn't even remember.

                              I don't know maybe just me but I don't think so. And no im not justify anything these guys did I'm just saying there seems to br a piling on effect.
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                              • grease lightnin
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                                • 10-01-12
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                                #16
                                Teaser I think right now chicks are feeling empowered to speak out about things that were wrong, but i also think there are opportunists out there.
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                                • HurryUpAndDrink
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                                  • 08-23-13
                                  • 13017

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Auto I would not fuk that last girl ..even $500
                                  She wouldnt fukk you either.

                                  You think you are a prize dont you?

                                  Bald, dumb, fat...? Should I carry on?
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                                  • Harry N. Lloyd
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                                    • 03-26-08
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                                    #18
                                    I'll pay the $500, JJ. But you gotta agree to let us film it, like Donk or LSRJ would.
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                                    • jjgold
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                                      • 07-20-05
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                                      #19
                                      That girls not my type

                                      Like I said if someone gave me $500 I would not fuk her

                                      You guys can
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                                      • grease lightnin
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                                        • 10-01-12
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                                        #20
                                        What is your type JJ?
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                                        • Harry N. Lloyd
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                                          • 03-26-08
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                                          #21
                                          If ya do let us film it, JJ--be more like Bubbles than Ricky......

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                                          • Auto Donk
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                                            • 09-03-13
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                            What is your type JJ?
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                                            • KVB
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                                              #23
                                              Jeremy dismissed Ann’s claim, telling Rolling Stone, “Someone claimed that in Hedonism in Jamaica, which is a nudist swingers resort, I tried to massage their leg years ago? Why is this even in an article?”
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                                              • jjgold
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                                                #24
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                                                • Cuse0323
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                                                  #25
                                                  Nice to see him not have some lawyer written statement. Basically called it bullshit, and called a spade a spade. Spade meaning hoe.
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                                                  • Auto Donk
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                                                    • 09-03-13
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                                                    #26
                                                    i liked where he said, "yah, Im a groper.... people expect some contact at the adult video conventions I'm paid to attend"

                                                    reminds me of when some small-framed babe wanted to give my schwantz a try at a swinger's bar.... said she'd doubt it'd fit, but i let her climb on anyway.....

                                                    in this day and age she probably would sue me for the trip to the emergency room she had to make that night to get her box sewed up.....
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                                                    • PAULYPOKER
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                                                      • 12-06-08
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                      i liked where he said, "yah, Im a groper.... people expect some contact at the adult video conventions I'm paid to attend"

                                                      reminds me of when some small-framed babe wanted to give my schwantz a try at a swinger's bar.... said she'd doubt it'd fit, but i let her climb on anyway.....

                                                      in this day and age she probably would sue me for the trip to the emergency room she had to make that night to get her box sewed up.....
                                                      Here ya go Donk,
                                                      this one is right in your wheelhouse.............
                                                      "Harder Faster"

                                                      I don't care if you track me down
                                                      Like an animal that's on the run
                                                      Tie me down spread-eagle
                                                      Leave me dyin' in the sun
                                                      Cause I scream bloody murder
                                                      When you writhe and when you squeeze
                                                      You smell my blood and you come runnin'
                                                      Taste me if you please

                                                      Lick it hard, lap it up, do it now baby, touch it, touch it
                                                      Lick your lips and flash your paws
                                                      Suck me suck me eat me raw


                                                      Oh, Harder faster
                                                      Yeah, that's what I need cause
                                                      Now that's what I'm after
                                                      Come do that wicked deed aha

                                                      I can hear those cries of love
                                                      A wolf howls at the moon
                                                      A heart attack, a sex maniac
                                                      With rock salt in my wounds
                                                      Cause I can feel my pulsing vein
                                                      Make it last, last all night long
                                                      I taste the bliss I wet the lips
                                                      And I don't care if it's wrong

                                                      Lick it hard, lap it up, do it now baby, touch it, touch it
                                                      Lick your lips and flash your paws
                                                      Suck me suck me eat me raw

                                                      Oh, Harder faster
                                                      Yeah, that's what I need cause
                                                      Now that's what I'm after
                                                      Come do that wicked deed Aha

                                                      Slippin' slidin' strokin' the devil's hand of sin
                                                      Screaming wild and smokin' the ecstasy begins

                                                      Listen to your woman here
                                                      She say she don't want none of this slow down crap
                                                      You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?

                                                      Oh, Harder faster
                                                      Yeah, that's what I need cause
                                                      Now that's what I'm after
                                                      Come do that wicked deed aha



                                                      Are you sure your not related to Blackie Lawless?
                                                      Lol........
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                                                      • Auto Donk
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                                                        • 09-03-13
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • teaserpleaser
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                          Surprised a chick hasn't thrown ron under the bus for some casting couch scenes.

                                                          Like 4 more guys been thrown under the bus ..,. Fukkin crazy almost everyday somebody new did something 20 years ago to a broad and it's coming out today. Ruining mofos
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                                                          • PAULYPOKER
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                                                            • 12-06-08
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                                                            Surprised a chick hasn't thrown ron under the bus for some casting couch scenes.

                                                            Like 4 more guys been thrown under the bus ..,. Fukkin crazy almost everyday somebody new did something 20 years ago to a broad and it's coming out today. Ruining mofos
                                                            lol!!!!!!!!!!

                                                            Like he has a rep to tarnish.........

                                                            Actually something like that would resurrect his career..........

                                                            I could hear it now.....
                                                            Big dong Ron goes to Washington to fukk crooked Hilary in the azz................
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