I Believe The Franken And Moore Accusations, But Can't Believe It About This Guy
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Harry N. LloydSBR MVP
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#1I Believe The Franken And Moore Accusations, But Can't Believe It About This GuyTags: None -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#2those stupid hos.....
that's called a "porno movie", and when your teenage dreams of going to hollywood to be a star fall through, you wind up in the san fernando valley making them.....
for the record, I love LSRJ (Long Schlong Ron Jeremy), even pulled a threesome in his and Jessica Drake's limo when they were here in htown.....
was hopin' he'd come to the limo while I was doing so, so that I could (1) impress him with what I was pulling off, and (2) let him have a go at Drake while I was doin' my girl, so we could "hi-five" while hammerin' em doggystyle, and (2a) do some blow with him.....
Donk from that night:
jessica is in between my date and I.....Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#3Auto you paid those girls to pose for pic??Comment -
grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
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#5All these porno bitches crying rape. Please, go tell your daddy see what he says.Comment -
Cuse0323BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#6Porn star gets raped by a porn star. Decided she would stay at his apartment after getting raped. Makes sense.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#7good to see Long Ron is fighting back.....
“For over 40 years fans and fellow performers pay money and wait in long lines to meet me. They want autographs, pictures, to flirt with me, physically grab me in different areas (usually my clothed penis), they ask me to touch them and many ask to have me sign their boobs,” he told Rolling Stone in a statement. “When I take photos with fans and other performers at these conventions, signings or events, I do sometimes kiss people on the lips or the cheek, sign boobs or whatever they want. There is ‘put on’ flirting and touching for the photos. This is exactly what people pay me for at conventions … If you watch these videos that Ginger Banks put out of me ‘groping,’ you see that everyone in the videos is laughing and ‘groping’ too. That I’m not running up to them, they come to me.”
what's next, I'm going to claim that the events of that one night at Encounters (htown's hottest swinger's club at the time, since closed) when seven or 8 lingerie and miniskirt-clad women lined up just to take turns sitting on my kahk -- without my consent I might add -- and bouncing on it til they busted one out, somehow was them RAPING ME?????
ANYONE KNOW A LAWYER? HAVE GLORIA ALRED ON SPEED DIAL?
I think I need legal representation.....
I am now, in this current environment, horrified and reeling from having been so objectified by hot babes with big fakefukkin' my brains out without my consent.... trading me off like I was a piece of meat or a goddam disposable Rabbit sex toy......
HERE'S a photo from that night, back at my place with two of my rapists:
if JJ will get me a "non-infraction" variance, I'll post about thirty photos of the rape scene both at the club, and back at my loft, where I was repeatedly raped over and over by molly-fueled rapists until the sun came up and we headed for Jamaica Beach, where I was raped even more times by other gang-raping whores.....
as you can see from that photo above, clearly I am already feeling the pain/shame of being a f'n gang-rape victim.....Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-17-17, 12:38 PM.Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#8those stupid hos.....
that's called a "porno movie", and when your teenage dreams of going to hollywood to be a star fall through, you wind up in the san fernando valley making them.....
for the record, I love LSRJ (Long Schlong Ron Jeremy), even pulled a threesome in his and Jessica Drake's limo when they were here in htown.....
was hopin' he'd come to the limo while I was doing so, so that I could (1) impress him with what I was pulling off, and (2) let him have a go at Drake while I was doin' my girl, so we could "hi-five" while hammerin' em doggystyle, and (2a) do some blow with him.....
Donk from that night:
jessica is in between my date and I.....Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#9this night, a rapist approached me at a pool party, and without my consent grab my junk, fellashed me to completion, and swam the fuk off.....
cops said that without a postive I.D., they wouldn't take the complaint.....
as the line up they presented of the babes at the party had all pretty much had sex with me -- most of it consensual, some of it not on my part -- I couldn't recall which one was the actual rapist:
f'n "fell-uh-tee-oh raper"***:
*** fellatio is prounounced like this ever since my cousin showed up in s. texas one christmas for a holiday visit when he was around ten or twelve years old, and pronounced to me, as we were lookin' at some Hustlers, that he could sure go for "some of that fell uh tee oh".....
to which I responded, you mean "fuh-lay-shee-oh?"
but, ever since then, we use 'fell uh tee oh"Comment -
Cuse0323BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#10Donk, do you have a camera crew or some shit? Who is the mysterious person behind the scenes?Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
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#11
they'd usually email me photos/vids the next day......Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#12Auto I would not fuk that last girl ..even $500Comment -
grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
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#13Unreal.
You don’t feel sorry for these fuks, Donker?
No self respect. WtfComment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#14Is this the guy who got caught red handed grabbing Leeann tweedens?
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teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#15Most of you guys are dudes right?
Does anybody else feel like woman want to ruin men? I mean everyday some new guy gets buried with stuff that's years sometimes decades old that the guy often doesn't even remember.
I don't know maybe just me but I don't think so. And no im not justify anything these guys did I'm just saying there seems to br a piling on effect.Comment -
grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
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#16Teaser I think right now chicks are feeling empowered to speak out about things that were wrong, but i also think there are opportunists out there.Comment -
Harry N. LloydSBR MVP
- 03-26-08
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#18I'll pay the $500, JJ. But you gotta agree to let us film it, like Donk or LSRJ would.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#19That girls not my type
Like I said if someone gave me $500 I would not fuk her
You guys canComment -
grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
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#20What is your type JJ?Comment -
Harry N. LloydSBR MVP
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#21If ya do let us film it, JJ--be more like Bubbles than Ricky......
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KVBSBR Aristocracy
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#23Jeremy dismissed Ann’s claim, telling Rolling Stone, “Someone claimed that in Hedonism in Jamaica, which is a nudist swingers resort, I tried to massage their leg years ago? Why is this even in an article?”Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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Cuse0323BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#25Nice to see him not have some lawyer written statement. Basically called it bullshit, and called a spade a spade. Spade meaning hoe.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#26i liked where he said, "yah, Im a groper.... people expect some contact at the adult video conventions I'm paid to attend"
reminds me of when some small-framed babe wanted to give my schwantz a try at a swinger's bar.... said she'd doubt it'd fit, but i let her climb on anyway.....
in this day and age she probably would sue me for the trip to the emergency room she had to make that night to get her box sewed up.....Comment -
PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#27i liked where he said, "yah, Im a groper.... people expect some contact at the adult video conventions I'm paid to attend"
reminds me of when some small-framed babe wanted to give my schwantz a try at a swinger's bar.... said she'd doubt it'd fit, but i let her climb on anyway.....
in this day and age she probably would sue me for the trip to the emergency room she had to make that night to get her box sewed up.....
this one is right in your wheelhouse.............
"Harder Faster"
I don't care if you track me down
Like an animal that's on the run
Tie me down spread-eagle
Leave me dyin' in the sun
Cause I scream bloody murder
When you writhe and when you squeeze
You smell my blood and you come runnin'
Taste me if you please
Lick it hard, lap it up, do it now baby, touch it, touch it
Lick your lips and flash your paws
Suck me suck me eat me raw
Oh, Harder faster
Yeah, that's what I need cause
Now that's what I'm after
Come do that wicked deed aha
I can hear those cries of love
A wolf howls at the moon
A heart attack, a sex maniac
With rock salt in my wounds
Cause I can feel my pulsing vein
Make it last, last all night long
I taste the bliss I wet the lips
And I don't care if it's wrong
Lick it hard, lap it up, do it now baby, touch it, touch it
Lick your lips and flash your paws
Suck me suck me eat me raw
Oh, Harder faster
Yeah, that's what I need cause
Now that's what I'm after
Come do that wicked deed Aha
Slippin' slidin' strokin' the devil's hand of sin
Screaming wild and smokin' the ecstasy begins
Listen to your woman here
She say she don't want none of this slow down crap
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Oh, Harder faster
Yeah, that's what I need cause
Now that's what I'm after
Come do that wicked deed aha
Are you sure your not related to Blackie Lawless?
Lol........Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
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teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#30
Like he has a rep to tarnish.........
Actually something like that would resurrect his career..........
I could hear it now.....
Big dong Ron goes to Washington to fukk crooked Hilary in the azz................Comment
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