1. 07-25-14 12:36 PM #1
    stealthyburrito
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    What Happened to ParlayininHtown??



    Don't tell me he offed himself.

    Check in pal.
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  2. 07-25-14 12:45 PM #2
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    I always figured he was an sbr account. Same thing every post. Also he may have been scared off after someone possibly identified his vine account or something. I saw a video of him trying to eat a banana but he was so worried about it seeming gay that he never took a bite. "is there a straight way to eat a banana" was the title of the vid. Poor guy.
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  3. 07-25-14 12:48 PM #3
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    Found a 'lady,' eloped. Finally getting laid, no time for us anymore.
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  4. 07-25-14 12:53 PM #4
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    Is there verification to either of the above theories?

    Cuser post up a pic of his lady.
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  5. 07-25-14 12:59 PM #5
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    overdosed on purple kush.

    rip...
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  6. 07-25-14 01:01 PM #6
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    guys take breaks

    maybe he went away??
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  7. 07-25-14 01:03 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Is there verification to either of the above theories?

    Cuser post up a pic of his lady.
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  8. 07-25-14 01:10 PM #8
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    I've been on the phone all morning with the Houston hospitals.

    We'll find him, stealthy burrito.

    We have no choice.
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  9. 07-25-14 01:13 PM #9
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    Was finally about to get laid and had a stroke (the bad kind) just before penetration

    A tragedy of Sophoclean proportions
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  10. 07-25-14 01:15 PM #10
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    i have a sick feeling it might have been a tinder date gone bad. its the vulernable ones we need to be worried about
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  11. 07-25-14 01:23 PM #11
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    I'm sure he's fine.

    He was always in good spirits.
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  12. 07-25-14 01:25 PM #12
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    This is more than a matter of a guy potentially taking a break.

    Every post is an allusion to his "worthlessness" and contemplation of suicide.

    Giant, pack the winnebago and pick me up.

    We're heading to houston.
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  13. 07-25-14 01:29 PM #13
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    overdosed on prozac.

    rip
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  14. 07-25-14 01:33 PM #14
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    Looking through his login history, it looks like he rarely missed a day.

    And now he hasn't checked in since the 21st.

    He is either banned, dead, or out busy getting laid.

    I'm ready to eliminate one of those options.
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  15. 07-25-14 01:34 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Looking through his login history, it looks like he rarely missed a day.

    And now he hasn't checked in since the 21st.

    He is either banned, dead, or out busy getting laid.

    I'm ready to eliminate one of those options.
    Agree, there's no way he got banned.
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  16. 07-25-14 01:38 PM #16
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    good charcter he created, but this guy looks about 17, is this him?
    http://www.twivine.com/vine/is-there...-eat-a-banana/
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  17. 07-25-14 01:40 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    good charcter he created, but this guy looks about 17, is this him?
    http://www.twivine.com/vine/is-there...-eat-a-banana/
    What in all that is holy was that????

    Not a bad looking* guy if that's him.












    *no homo
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  18. 07-25-14 01:43 PM #18
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    His return will be great for attention, he's fine.
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  19. 07-25-14 01:45 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    good charcter he created, but this guy looks about 17, is this him?
    http://www.twivine.com/vine/is-there...-eat-a-banana/
    What makes you think that's Parlay??
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  20. 07-25-14 01:49 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    I always figured he was an sbr account. Same thing every post. Also he may have been scared off after someone possibly identified his vine account or something. I saw a video of him trying to eat a banana but he was so worried about it seeming gay that he never took a bite. "is there a straight way to eat a banana" was the title of the vid. Poor guy.
    that
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  21. 07-25-14 02:03 PM #21
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  22. 07-25-14 02:08 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    What makes you think that's Parlay??
    On his vine page is "I run an unsuccessful Vine account and life." I forgot who originally posted the vine link, it may have been removed, but it was a couple days before he disappeared.
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  23. 07-25-14 02:20 PM #23
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    http://www.clipxplore.com/user/follo...62546461913088
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  24. 07-25-14 02:22 PM #24
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    Ok we're getting a lot of vine links but I still don't understand the connection other than someone saying it's his.

    How do we know?
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  25. 07-25-14 02:24 PM #25
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    That isn't him.
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  26. 07-25-14 02:26 PM #26
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    maybe its nrmlcrvsrufer lol
    the banana vid is funny
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  27. 07-25-14 02:26 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Ok we're getting a lot of vine links but I still don't understand the connection other than someone saying it's his.

    How do we know?
    Apparently someone posted a link saying it was Parlay.

    And because of that, at least two guys fell for it.

    This is how all good conspiracy theories get started. Just takes a couple of people to eat it up.
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  28. 07-25-14 02:28 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    What makes you think that's Parlay??
    he mentioned he learned to deep throat with bananas once and was proud insecure about his abilities...
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  29. 07-25-14 02:30 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Apparently someone posted a link saying it was Parlay.

    And because of that, at least two guys fell for it.

    This is how all good conspiracy theories get started. Just takes a couple of people to eat it up.

    ...

    your talking as if it actually matters who PHTOWN is.
    the banana video sounded funny, and it was.
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  30. 07-25-14 02:30 PM #30
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    He is non-existent and simultaneously omnipresent. We are all ParlayinInHTown. Maybe the whole point of the account was to help posters realize that. And now that we know. His duty is done. He may ride, once again, off into the sunset.
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  31. 07-25-14 02:31 PM #31
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    fell for it?
    are we in school?
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  32. 07-25-14 03:50 PM #32
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    Let's all pretend that banana eating vine vid didn't happen.

    We are still missing one ParlayininHtown.

    Momo's theory is a plausible one.

    I just hope that sunset was not a 9mm to the dome.
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  33. 07-25-14 03:56 PM #33
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    tonytall that image you posted is distasteful. please remove
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  34. 07-25-14 03:58 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    He is non-existent and simultaneously omnipresent. We are all ParlayinInHTown. Maybe the whole point of the account was to help posters realize that. And now that we know. His duty is done. He may ride, once again, off into the sunset.
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  35. 07-25-14 04:02 PM #35
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    That vine account came from a link that was attached to a page that parlay apparently sent to another poster. That poster made a thread or post claiming to have found parlay's vine acct. I though it was removed, not sure but I do know parlay denied it was him although I didn't really buy it after seeing the types of vids "he" made. And that shit about running an unsuccessful life. Seemed to be a lock lol. I do hope he's ok though, and real, we don't have enough posters from H Town.
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