TOP 5 bad things about losing offshore

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  • dlowilly
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-09-16
    • 13862

    #1
    TOP 5 bad things about losing offshore
    5)Waiting in line behind lottery ticket zombies to send your cash (Pre bitcoin)

    4)Studying harder to figure out the best way to send bitcoin than you've ever studied for any test in your life, only to realize even if you won you would be richer if you never sent it

    3)You start to take a serious look at the picks of touts and scammers on SBR

    2)You may have directly funded terrorism/human trafficking

    1)George/Mike/Julio from Heritage/Justbet keep blowing up your phone because they know they've got a live one
  • Eddy Munny
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-13-13
    • 15750

    #2
    Top 5 bad things about being stranded offshore:

    5) Saltwater

    4) Jellyfish

    3) Flotsam and Jetsam

    2) Albatross Poop

    1) Krakens
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    • senseionline
      SBR MVP
      • 08-20-10
      • 1819

      #3
      dont like heritage at all now only 3k per day and 10k per 7 days is joke done two max payout in a row on 3rd try was told system is down cant do bitcoin payout
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      • bonzaii
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-07-17
        • 5000

        #4
        You are forgetting Sea Lice Eddy O and this thread blows Willy. Tip of advice, don't give a book your real phone #
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388189

          #5
          offshore greatest thing since sliced bread

          Every pro gambler has at least 5 accounts even guys in Vegas
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          • dlowilly
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-09-16
            • 13862

            #6
            Originally posted by bonzaii
            You are forgetting Sea Lice Eddy O and this thread blows Willy. Tip of advice, don't give a book your real phone #
            Now you tell me

            Seriously though, I don't think you could get around doing that when you were playing before bitcoin
            Last edited by dlowilly; 11-09-17, 06:25 PM.
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            • seaborneq
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-08-06
              • 22556

              #7
              I get calls all day everyday from unknown numbers and text all day on Saturday and Sunday. I wish I had given them the number of the bathroom stall pimp instead of my real number. I am almost to the point of changing phone numbers but I have had it 16 years.
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              • shocka1212
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-06-12
                • 16788

                #8
                Originally posted by dlowilly
                5)Waiting in line behind lottery ticket zombies to send your cash (Pre bitcoin)

                4)Studying harder to figure out the best way to send bitcoin than you've ever studied for any test in your life, only to realize even if you won you would be richer if you never sent it

                3)You start to take a serious look at the picks of touts and scammers on SBR

                2)You may have directly funded terrorism/human trafficking

                1)George/Mike/Julio from Heritage/Justbet keep blowing up your phone because they know they've got a live one
                so phukin true. logging into blockchain and seeing the current value of some of the early transactions. I wanna cry every time.
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                • dlowilly
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-09-16
                  • 13862

                  #9
                  #4 is killing me right now
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