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    jjgold
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    Quick Reminder..****OLD VIDEO***** ..How TO Handle Yourself At Betting Window

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    Nice Hair...

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    Every play lost huh ?

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    can you bump this when I go to vegas for the first time

    prolly be when I'm 50 or so

    so 22 years

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    Nice rug

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    Man I wish I joined this forum sooner

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    is there a place on youtube to watch all the jj gold videos i would pay

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    jjgold
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    Most are gone....for some reason I saved this one

    WOW!! I was good looking back then

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    dude, you might as well have strapped this f'n sandhill crane I blasted with my deer rifle on your dome....

    it couldn't look any worse than that roadkill raccoon...


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    and too bad JJ was forced to hock that f'n piano in the background, and the blue butterfly kitchen door magnet, as now he sits in barren rooms to make his f'n videos....

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    This is hilarious and actually true...I remember going up the first time saying teams like a rookie and this guy behind me is like kid hurry the fuk up! Or I remember getting to window late like a rookie 5 before post and you have some prick in front of you betting 30 3 dollar parlays...lol good one mike great reminder

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    Good info
    I took notes ill use them my next visit

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    much more pressure at horse and dog windows

    time factor

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Most are gone....for some reason I saved this one

    WOW!! I was good looking back then
    hair looks great JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    can you bump this when I go to vegas for the first time

    prolly be when I'm 50 or so

    so 22 years

    What? You’re only 28?

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    you gotta show those muthafukkas at the cage who is boss

    i was once escorted out of the borgata by 4 guys that looked like don rickles' grandfather

    told the lead sonofabitch his job wasn't worth following me to my car, he knew i meant business

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    Any way to get all the old JJ videos back?

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    Classic! Gimmie $6 on Nevaaada.

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    LOL. classic corbin

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    Wow you’ve aged like a mutha fuka

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    Quote Originally Posted by badgerguy View Post
    Wow you’ve aged like a mutha fuka
    lost a lot of hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by badgerguy View Post
    Wow you’ve aged like a mutha fuka
    That sounds about right. Any gambling losers would age 10x - 100x faster than a normal human being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slapshot81 View Post
    is there a place on youtube to watch all the jj gold videos i would pay
    for REAL classics....you need to see some of Emily Haines videos.

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    I did age a lot

    Goddamn steroids and gambling

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    for REAL classics....you need to see some of Emily Haines videos.



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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    you gotta show those muthafukkas at the cage who is boss

    i was once escorted out of the borgata by 4 guys that looked like don rickles' grandfather

    told the lead sonofabitch his job wasn't worth following me to my car, he knew i meant business
    that sounds like a video worth watching!!!

    why were four of them tossing you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xKMACKx View Post



    in other news, emily haines' cat came out this morning with this message: "#MeToo"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    that sounds like a video worth watching!!!

    why were four of them tossing you?
    why did they use four or why did they toss me?

    "4", is like the ron white bit...idk how many guys it would've taken, but i know how many they used

    i don't even remember why exactly, it was the height of my ego and i was spent on everyone being a dipshit...think i told the asian girl that i was with and hated, to go cash out my chips while i took a piss or something

    came back and there was a hold up about her cashing out my chips, probably screamed at the guy calling him a stupid \*\*\*\*\*\* or something lol

    in retrospect, i was def just being an asshole and shouldnt have shit talked the 97yo security guard

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    Jj can u post a how to get a hooker video? A full video works from you walking up to her to her smoking a cig in bed. Thanks

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    Yes
    I can simulate one

    Good idea

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    1. hover your mouse over the vid

    2. click the gear looking thing in the bottom right labeled settings

    3. change speed to 1.5

    4. push play

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    Bump

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    I can't get over donks avi... shit gets me every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post
    I can't get over donks avi... shit gets me every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xKMACKx View Post



    Holy fuk that’s funny. I imagine that is 90% of SBR when losing.

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