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  • Mackballs
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-01-16
    • 5810

    #1
    Birthday tomorrow
    Rapidly approaching the big 3 0.

    This is the year I become a betting legend.

    Also, gf gonna allow for some pretty sick shit in the sack tomorrow. Any suggestions?
  • Booya711
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-20-11
    • 27329

    #2
    Margaritas tomorrow Mack??

    when I go in there I always begin to yell Mackballs girl!!! Nobody responds
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    • funnyb25
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 07-09-09
      • 39657

      #3
      Happy Birthday Mackers.... It is a good month to have a birthday!
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      • TheLock
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-06-08
        • 14427

        #4
        Happy Birthday, Mackerballs.

        I know it's a stretch but...........ask her to bring a girl home with her. 30 might be pushing it for those type of requests. I was able to get away with stuff like that in my mid 20's.

        Macker, I'm going to be 45 next month.

        Is that the saddest thing you've heard today?
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81454

          #5
          Happy Birthday, Mack.

          Tear that pussy up good tomorrow my man.

          No holes barred... it's your birthday.
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          • Wheatgrass
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 07-05-17
            • 507

            #6
            thought this guy went broke and retired?
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            • baseballstud
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 10-31-08
              • 980

              #7
              I would watch a lot of porn and get some solid ideas
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              • Mackballs
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 12-01-16
                • 5810

                #8
                Thanks men. Might go down funny's route and do some chocolate frosting in and around the butt opening. I am sick.
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                • Mackballs
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-01-16
                  • 5810

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Booya711
                  Margaritas tomorrow Mack??

                  when I go in there I always begin to yell Mackballs girl!!! Nobody responds
                  She may have been banned.

                  Booya I'll be there tomorrow around 4.
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                  • badgerguy
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-21-13
                    • 2281

                    #10
                    Happy birthday dude!
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                    • Mackballs
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-01-16
                      • 5810

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TheLock
                      Happy Birthday, Mackerballs.

                      I know it's a stretch but...........ask her to bring a girl home with her. 30 might be pushing it for those type of requests. I was able to get away with stuff like that in my mid 20's.

                      Macker, I'm going to be 45 next month.

                      Is that the saddest thing you've heard today?
                      Locker, I will be 28.

                      All I hope for if and when I get to 45 is that I can cap bases half as well as you man.

                      I'll order a double whiskey tomorrow in your honor.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388189

                        #12
                        Mack your 30 going on 45
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                        • Mackballs
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-01-16
                          • 5810

                          #13
                          Originally posted by funnyb25
                          Happy Birthday Mackers.... It is a good month to have a birthday!
                          For sure, we got games. So many fukkin games.
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                          • Booya711
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-20-11
                            • 27329

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mackballs
                            She may have been banned.

                            Booya I'll be there tomorrow around 4.
                            I will see you there and buy you a bday drink
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81454

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mackballs
                              Thanks men. Might go down funny's route and do some chocolate frosting in and around the butt opening. I am sick.
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                              • lonegambler23
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-22-16
                                • 9761

                                #16
                                mack youre gettin old man
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                                • funnyb25
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 07-09-09
                                  • 39657

                                  #17
                                  We got games. No time for birthdays
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81454

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by funnyb25
                                    We got games. No time for birthdays
                                    There is always time for birthdays when pounding pudding is involved.
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                                    • JIBBBY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-10-09
                                      • 83691

                                      #19
                                      30 is a good age.. Enjoy.. Prime..
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                                      • Shute
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-20-17
                                        • 11835

                                        #20
                                        Happy Bday Mackie
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                                        • gauchojake
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 09-17-10
                                          • 34103

                                          #21
                                          Happy B Day Mackles. Tell her you want her to play the rusty trombone. BOL
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                                          • Fidel_CashFlow
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-03-12
                                            • 53970

                                            #22
                                            Heppy BerthDey MacksBalls

                                            as far as sick shit in the bedroom

                                            Give her the ole Kentucky Klondike Bar

                                            freeze your next bowel movement then stick it up her ass

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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81454

                                              #23
                                              Jesus Christ... Fidels is one sick mother fukker.

                                              Love it.

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                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-03-12
                                                • 53970

                                                #24
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                                                • funnyb25
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 07-09-09
                                                  • 39657

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Booya711
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-20-11
                                                    • 27329

                                                    #26
                                                    i just rolled up into Margaritas.......
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                                                    • funnyb25
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 07-09-09
                                                      • 39657

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Booya711
                                                      i just rolled up into Margaritas.......
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                                                      • gauchojake
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 09-17-10
                                                        • 34103

                                                        #28
                                                        Did somebody order an Alabama HotPocket???
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388189

                                                          #29
                                                          Mac happy birthday
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                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81454

                                                            #30
                                                            His poor girlfriend.
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                                                            • funnyb25
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 07-09-09
                                                              • 39657

                                                              #31
                                                              Is Mackballs and Booya together?
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                                                              • Booya711
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-20-11
                                                                • 27329

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by funnyb25
                                                                Is Mackballs and Booya together?
                                                                I walked into the bar with mackballs written on a poster board but nobody has come through
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                                                                • funnyb25
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 07-09-09
                                                                  • 39657

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Booya711
                                                                  I walked into the bar with mackballs written on a poster board but nobody has come through
                                                                  Damn...phukin guy flaked
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