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  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #1
    When you turn 65 years old
    Look forward to:

    Shots/Vaccinations -- get a series of 3 shots spread over 6 week

    Telephone calls with Social Security Admin then filling out forums they send you going over the same info you talked about over phone

    Updating last will and testament

    Talks with your life insurance agents

    Visits to your investment advisors


    All the while knowing you're on your last leg
  • funnyb25
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 07-09-09
    • 39657

    #2
    Relax...65 is young
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    • Sam Odom
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-30-05
      • 58063

      #3
      10 more years +/-

      Sammy is ready (believe so)
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      • Cuse0323
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 12-09-09
        • 30169

        #4
        I'll take the over. Sam O has a good 20 left.
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        • unusialsusp5
          SBR MVP
          • 04-18-10
          • 4197

          #5
          filing for social security easy just go to an office. don't need any shots or even go to a doctor unless you are sick. don't bother with a will. just let survivors fight over it all. why would you care. life insurance a rip off. if you miss one payment they will not payoff. investment advisors are hoping no one comes after it while they continue to drain it with fees and lies about bad investments while they tell survivors just keep it going.
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          • 19th Hole
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-22-09
            • 18845

            #6
            S-A-M-M-Y-!-!

            * I said it loudly and slowly so you could hear me.


            Sammy...you're in your prime buddy. Sixty-five is the new 35 brother.
            Stem cell research around the corner on the building blocks of life.

            Have that extra bottle of Grey Goose...
            Dial up a new liver, kidney or pancreas...
            it's yours for the asking.

            You deserve the best Sammy and it's coming your way!!
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            • Sam Odom
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-30-05
              • 58063

              #7
              hey nineteen





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              • JAKEPEAVY21
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-11-11
                • 29221

                #8
                drink your morning glass of prune juice sammy
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                • Sam Odom
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-30-05
                  • 58063

                  #9
                  jake

                  taking 2 grandkids to McDonalds later this morning

                  buy two deluxe breakfast <$10 feed three of us

                  Fishhead turned Sammy onto McD deluxe breakfast - Tremendous value
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                  • JMobile
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-21-10
                    • 19070

                    #10
                    AutoDoink is over 70.
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                    • JAKEPEAVY21
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-11-11
                      • 29221

                      #11
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388189

                        #12
                        Sammy you're a hypochondriac
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                        • Sam Odom
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-30-05
                          • 58063

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold

                          Sammy you're a hypochondriac



                          about the shots ?

                          Standard procedure for old fuks

                          used to be they would give people all the shots on one visit... some old peeps died because of that

                          now... they spread it out over 6 wks or at least that is the way Sammy's wife mandated
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43559

                            #14
                            damn.... as JMobile knows, I can't even remember that far back in my life.......


                            man, to be that young again..........
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                            • str
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-12-09
                              • 11533

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sam Odom



                              about the shots ?

                              Standard procedure for old fuks

                              used to be they would give people all the shots on one visit... some old peeps died because of that

                              now... they spread it out over 6 wks or at least that is the way Sammy's wife mandated

                              Lol.
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                              • rkelly110
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 10-05-09
                                • 39691

                                #16
                                No paper work for SS, you can do it online. No checks, d irect deposit. Takes 3 months to get 1st pay.

                                Don't know about the shots. Doc said nothing last I was there. Fuk the flu shot, makes you sick. Doc laughs.
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                                • Sam Odom
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-30-05
                                  • 58063

                                  #17
                                  kelly... you been getting crazy checks from SSI for years

                                  they already had your banking info for D.Dep

                                  and... your ObamaCare Doc is probably Indian (red dot)
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                                  • str
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-12-09
                                    • 11533

                                    #18
                                    Maybe mute the drug commercials.

                                    Probably better for your health than the crap they are pushing on you.
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                                    • Cuse0323
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-09-09
                                      • 30169

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by rkelly110
                                      No paper work for SS, you can do it online. No checks, d irect deposit. Takes 3 months to get 1st pay.

                                      Don't know about the shots. Doc said nothing last I was there. Fuk the flu shot, makes you sick. Doc laughs.
                                      Hell, we agree on one thing at least. Fck a flu shot. Never got one, and never had the flu. My dad didn't get them for years, then got one and got the flu. I'm not some nutjob anti-vaccine fool, but my immune system does well enough against the flu. They give 'em away for free to kill you old fcks off.
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                                      • Sam Odom
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-30-05
                                        • 58063

                                        #20
                                        Anti Vaccinations peeps watched too much X-Files
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                                        • RangeFinder
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 10-27-16
                                          • 8041

                                          #21
                                          Sammy, when you're ready, just bet horses, It'll kill you in a matter of days.
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                                          • Sam Odom
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-30-05
                                            • 58063

                                            #22
                                            the 'take' alone will kill you at the track
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                                            • packerd_00
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-22-13
                                              • 17780

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by funnyb25
                                              Relax...65 is young
                                              Yeah my old man is 71,still works,still rides his Harley,dude enjoys life.
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                                              • TheMoneyShot
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 02-14-07
                                                • 28672

                                                #24
                                                I'm not a believer in the flu shot.

                                                I'd rather chance getting sick...

                                                and take my antibiotics later.

                                                It's like a poison they inject you with. Simply retarded philosophy. Inject something bad that teaches your immune system to get stronger and fight it off later. They forgot to tell you... as you get older the immune system will depreciate regardless. It's not like you have the immune system of a 20 year old... that can fight an army off.

                                                I wouldn't take it ever.
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                                                • packerd_00
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-22-13
                                                  • 17780

                                                  #25
                                                  Sammy you make out like youre an old dog,waiting to be put out of his misery,have some fun while you can.
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                                                  • Richkas
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 02-03-08
                                                    • 19396

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                    jake

                                                    taking 2 grandkids to McDonalds later this morning

                                                    buy two deluxe breakfast <$10 feed three of us

                                                    Fishhead turned Sammy onto McD deluxe breakfast - Tremendous value
                                                    I love that breakfast...I eat 2.....no hot cakes though
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                                                    • Richkas
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 02-03-08
                                                      • 19396

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                      the 'take' alone will kill you at the track


                                                      lolol you got that right
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                                                      • gauchojake
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 09-17-10
                                                        • 34103

                                                        #28
                                                        Sammy don't get the Government Flu

                                                        Traditional Medicare or Medicare Advantage?

                                                        Do your homework on MA plans if you go that route.
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                                                        • rkelly110
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 10-05-09
                                                          • 39691

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                          kelly... you been getting crazy checks from SSI for years

                                                          they already had your banking info for D.Dep

                                                          and... your ObamaCare Doc is probably Indian (red dot)
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                                                          • Sam Odom
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 10-30-05
                                                            • 58063

                                                            #30
                                                            @kelly


                                                            @Richie... yup , good breakfast. the kids eat the hot cakes , bacon (turkey?) and hash browns. they like the hash browns with syrup on them along w/cakes.

                                                            Sammy eats the rest
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                                                            • VeggieDog
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 02-21-09
                                                              • 7214

                                                              #31
                                                              Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?
                                                              --Beatles
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                                                              • Richkas
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 02-03-08
                                                                • 19396

                                                                #32
                                                                trust me sammy...65 your good....75 is when u go down the big hill...ive watched 2...they are 80 now....and im their slave
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                                                                • slayer14
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-12-13
                                                                  • 22007

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Guys do you get scared of getting old
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                                                                  • thellama
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 11-27-15
                                                                    • 899

                                                                    #34
                                                                    SS will be broke by the time I hit 65... enjoy that $ Sammy. Thankfully SS is 3rd on my list of retirement plans. Hopefully they just cut me a check and send it back to me in a few years when it all goes to shit and I can make it really grow.
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                                                                    • KVB
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 05-29-14
                                                                      • 74817

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Sammy is it your birthday or are you just letting us know what to expect?

                                                                      Regardless, happy birthday Sammy.

                                                                      For some reason, I think this place is for older folks, and we know how you like Thai...

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