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**kidcudi92** · 08-03-17, 09:28 PM

Congrats

I am merely on my phone as I can't afford a laptop, tablet, or desktop computer. Good luck

**unde0087** · 08-03-17, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

Congrats

I am merely on my phone as I can't afford a laptop, tablet, or desktop computer. Good luck

what are you talking about kudi?

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

what are you talking about kudi?

We are all broke dick homeless non pros man

Tap Ramen and Cat food

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 09:34 PM

Undeeeeeeeeeeeee

**unde0087** · 08-03-17, 09:36 PM

are you going to play funny

**kidcudi92** · 08-03-17, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

what are you talking about kudi?

I can only afford a burner phone with text to HTML/URL etc format

Don't have anything else, so can't play poker

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

are you going to play funny

Naww..no points

**kidcudi92** · 08-03-17, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Naww..no points

I am in someone's shed using their unprotected wifi

Rich neighborhood but only in the sheriff's jurisdiction

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

I am in someone's shed using their unprotected wifi

Steal their tools and sell them for cash pocket money for football

**BIGDAY** · 08-03-17, 09:40 PM

Caker,

last time i was in there.. they called me "short stack" and "guppie"

**unde0087** · 08-03-17, 09:43 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

I am in someone's shed using their unprotected wifi

Rich neighborhood but only in the sheriff's jurisdiction

Didn't know it got that bad kudi, fuk

**kidcudi92** · 08-03-17, 09:43 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Steal their tools and sell them for cash pocket money for football

I am a nice person funny, I just trespass and steal wifi

**kidcudi92** · 08-03-17, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

Didn't know it got that bad kudi, fuk

Yeah that's how it goes man

Neighborhood is on golf course, can sleep in bunker at night

**unde0087** · 08-03-17, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

Yeah that's how it goes man

Neighborhood is on golf course, can sleep in bunker at night

I would suggest finding a storm shelter, most courses have them.

**kidcudi92** · 08-03-17, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

I would suggest finding a storm shelter, most courses have them.

I enjoy the stars

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 09:57 PM

Cuddles a good guy. Good capper too. No more drunk bets Cuddles

**Smoke** · 08-03-17, 09:57 PM

stop

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 09:58 PM

Smokey pissed

**CakeDaddy** · 08-03-17, 10:00 PM

He doesn't seem happy.

**kidcudi92** · 08-03-17, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Cuddles a good guy. Good capper too. No more drunk bets Cuddles

Can't bet. Have to get the balls off the driving range with no cage

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by CakeDaddy

He doesn't seem happy.

**unde0087** · 08-03-17, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

I enjoy the stars

if you lay in the deep rough, it is kind of like a blanket

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

if you lay in the deep rough, it is kind of like a blanket

Prolly find some of my Pro V's in there

**kidcudi92** · 08-03-17, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

if you lay in the deep rough, it is kind of like a blanket

I just catch the blue gill for bait and then cook the bass over a secluded open flame

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

I just catch the blue gill for bait and then cook the bass over a secluded open flame

Sharp

**unde0087** · 08-03-17, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

I just catch the blue gill for bait and then cook the bass over a secluded open flame

what do you do when the superintendent shows up at 5 a.m.?

**kidcudi92** · 08-03-17, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

what do you do when the superintendent shows up at 5 a.m.?

I crush the fire and head to the shed because the people are at work and kids at school

**unde0087** · 08-03-17, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

I crush the fire and head to the shed because the people are at work and kids at school

sounds like you got shit figured out

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 10:16 PM

Golfing Saturday morning

Haven't touched a club in a month

Might shoot 150

**unde0087** · 08-03-17, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Golfing Saturday morning

Haven't touched a club in a month

Might shoot 150

I didn't play this week, got stung by a bee below the wrist and it swelled up bad. Was stung a shit ton growing up on the farm and it never bothered me but this time it was bad. Couldn't even move my wrist, had to pull out of a tournament Sunday. Probably won't play until next week although swelling way down now. Good luck on your round

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

I didn't play this week, got stung by a bee below the wrist and it swelled up bad. Was stung a shit ton growing up on the farm and it never bothered me but this time it was bad. Couldn't even move my wrist, had to pull out of a tournament Sunday. Probably won't play until next week although swelling way down now. Good luck on your round

Damn bud...that is no good

**CakeDaddy** · 08-03-17, 10:26 PM

handicaps? 4 here

**funnyb25** · 08-03-17, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by CakeDaddy

handicaps? 4 here

Hack here...maybe a 28

**unde0087** · 08-03-17, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Hack here...maybe a 28

it happened during a round, the only consolation was I witnessed my good friend ace hole 6. Haven't seen one since 2004.