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  • Shute
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    • 03-20-17
    • 11835

    #1
    Have you ever been escorted off casino property?
    Several times. Always too much to drink. Told craps dealer I was going to bang his wife during my shoot. He let me finish my roll before the security escort. A lot of pressure to keep your roll going knowing you are booted once your roll is over.
  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #2
    Yes in Perryville, MD at their ONE running poker table for supposedly being too drunk to play. Was a joke, won't be back.
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    • Shute
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      • 03-20-17
      • 11835

      #3
      We have some things in common steve
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      • stevek173
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        • 03-29-08
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        #4
        Looks like. Nice touch on saying you were going to bang the dealer's wife, I like that.
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        • Shute
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          • 03-20-17
          • 11835

          #5
          If you are going to get tossed you might as well let it loose
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          • mngambler
            SBR MVP
            • 08-01-11
            • 2890

            #6
            Yes as I was standing in Valet basically doing nothing, then the 2 indian rez cops proceeded to extort $300 from me in the back seat of their cruiser
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            • stevek173
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              • 03-29-08
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              #7
              Originally posted by Shute
              If you are going to get tossed you might as well let it loose
              Agreed, I did as well.

              Mngambler, how did they get $300 from you?
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              • mngambler
                SBR MVP
                • 08-01-11
                • 2890

                #8
                Originally posted by stevek173
                Agreed, I did as well.

                Mngambler, how did they get $300 from you?

                it was over in Wisconsin...pretty sure it was a setup from the start..went in, sat at bar getting ready for craps table to open, flirted with bartender and had 2 small mixed drinks...walked to the bathroom and on the way back the pit boss stopped me and said "sir we're gonna ask you 2 leave" and I said "wtf, why I just got here an hour ago?" and he said "you appear to have a high chance of getting intoxicated" ya no shit it was so f*cking weird, anyways I got outside and wait in Valet for my buddies to pick me up so we can go across the street to a local bar and in the meantime Chief Cheap Whiskey and his partner show up, throw me in the back of their cruiser, tell me I need to give them $300 or I spend the night in the rez jail...

                sounds like a made up story and I'm covering up being drunk, but I swear to god I was sober as a judge (again only 2 of those tiny casino mixed drinks that are like 8-10oz)
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                • ByeShea
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-30-08
                  • 8052

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Shute
                  We have some things in common steve
                  Like the same name and mailing address?
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                  • Shute
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-20-17
                    • 11835

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ByeShea
                    Like the same name and mailing address?
                    😂 😂
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388189

                      #11
                      No

                      We act like
                      Pros here
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                      • stevek173
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-29-08
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by mngambler
                        it was over in Wisconsin...pretty sure it was a setup from the start..went in, sat at bar getting ready for craps table to open, flirted with bartender and had 2 small mixed drinks...walked to the bathroom and on the way back the pit boss stopped me and said "sir we're gonna ask you 2 leave" and I said "wtf, why I just got here an hour ago?" and he said "you appear to have a high chance of getting intoxicated" ya no shit it was so f*cking weird, anyways I got outside and wait in Valet for my buddies to pick me up so we can go across the street to a local bar and in the meantime Chief Cheap Whiskey and his partner show up, throw me in the back of their cruiser, tell me I need to give them $300 or I spend the night in the rez jail...

                        sounds like a made up story and I'm covering up being drunk, but I swear to god I was sober as a judge (again only 2 of those tiny casino mixed drinks that are like 8-10oz)
                        If a similar thing didn't happen to me I'd say it was made up. In Perryville I was flirting with hot bartender and had a few IPA's - and that's all I had. I can handle my alcohol and it takes me maybe 8 to get even a buzz going. I was playing pro poker at the time and told her that which was stupid. I was then escorted out and they wouldn't let me take my car either, so I had to pay a ton for a taxi and a room in the middle of the night. They then sent the police to my motel room to see if I had a problem. No one asked me directly for money as in your case but based on my experience I definitely believe your story. Sucks man.
                        Last edited by stevek173; 05-28-17, 02:25 PM.
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                        • Shute
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-20-17
                          • 11835

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          No

                          We act like
                          Pros here
                          I call BS, JJ. You have too much pent-up anger; tell the truth.
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                          • Philmill
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                            • 09-30-11
                            • 4275

                            #14
                            I was asked to leave tho.....little town in Nevada

                            banged a 21 table for 10k in 45 minutes

                            8:00am in the morning... I didnt say a word and was nice too...

                            Pitt-Boss said please leave......
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                            • Shute
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-20-17
                              • 11835

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Philmill
                              I was asked to leave tho.....little town in Nevada

                              banged a 21 table for 10k in 45 minutes

                              8:00am in the morning... I didnt say a word and was nice too...

                              Pitt-Boss said please leave......
                              Unbelievable!
                              That's the way to do it
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                              • Dirty Sanchez
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-01-10
                                • 16031

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Shute
                                Several times. Always too much to drink. Told craps dealer I was going to bang his wife during my shoot. He let me finish my roll before the security escort. A lot of pressure to keep your roll going knowing you are booted once your roll is over.
                                I guess iif you want to act like a total public degenerate and you don't care about how you look to anyone then go ahead and look like a total ass
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                                • Cuse0323
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                                  • 12-09-09
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                                  #17
                                  Sure have.
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                                  • Shute
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                                    • 03-20-17
                                    • 11835

                                    #18
                                    Yup, gotta blow off steam every once in awhile. Lighten up dirty bird
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                                    • Shute
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                                      • 03-20-17
                                      • 11835

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                      Sure have.
                                      Give us a good story
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                                      • allabout the $$$
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                                        • 04-17-10
                                        • 9837

                                        #20
                                        was in new orleans way too hammered. no smoking in the casino kept lighting up a smoke they finally got pissed and threw me out with a 24 hour ban. didnt hurt i won 10k at the craps table
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                                        • jjgold
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                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388189

                                          #21
                                          Cuse been in prison

                                          Bad ass
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                                          • Mac4Lyfe
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 01-04-09
                                            • 48366

                                            #22
                                            One of my buddies always turns to shit when he drinks. I can't think of a single casino he has not been kicked out of because it has to be close to 100. When he drinks, he berates everyone including me. It gets pretty bad. I have had to get into several fights through the years because of him (I think at least 5).

                                            One time in the Bahamas at Crystal Palace he was drunk but he wasn't in the wrong. Another meathead came to the table drunker than him and started shit. He kept coming at my buddy for some strange reason and my friend stayed quiet the entire time. It was weird that this guy singled him out and started saying that he wanted to fight him for no reason. The guy tries to come over like 2 people towards my friend, he throws a punch and I jump in front of him, blocked his punch and hit him with a left uppercut that sent him flying over the black jack table. I've never hit anyone that hard with a left (I'm right handed). I shit you not, the guy (he was ~6'2) flew about 6 feet over the table (he was pissy drunk mind you) where his legs caught the table and tipped it over (one of those heavy duty black jack tables). Chips flew everywhere, people started screaming, crying. Dude was laid out cold, face bloodied and not moving at all. Me and my buddy ran back to our rooms. A few minutes later I get a call from security asking us to come back down. We get to security and I was praying they wasn't going to say that he was dead. The head of security says... "we saw it all, we have it on video, would you like to press charges"? We were like, no that's okay. They gave me a couple of magic show tickets for my trouble. Haha. They said they think he had a broken jaw and nose. I kept thinking later, damn, I could have killed that dude over nothing. That would have really sucked. I've known many of those dealers for decades (many have moved on to Atlantis). They still call me Mike Tyson to this day. LOL
                                            Last edited by Mac4Lyfe; 05-28-17, 04:22 PM.
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                                            • Cuse0323
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                                              • 12-09-09
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              Cuse been in prison

                                              Bad ass
                                              No Prison. Summer camp County.
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                                              • stevek173
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 03-29-08
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                                                #24
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                                                • ticklemepink1991
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                                                  • 02-06-17
                                                  • 1073

                                                  #25
                                                  nah but i broke two big glass doors at Harrah's in AC once, oops
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                                                  • JIBBBY
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                    • 83691

                                                    #26
                                                    No never got out line at casinos.. I always knew better.. I'm not a wild and crazy drunk either, I always keep my show together when blitzed...
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                                                    • Ralphie Halves
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-13-09
                                                      • 4507

                                                      #27
                                                      My first year living in town back in 2006, I got kicked out of the Luxor for peeing in a trash can.

                                                      Went back a month later, no issues. I was super paranoid too, thinking they had super high-tech face recognition shit and all that, and they would be all pissed at me. Not the case.
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                                                      • JIBBBY
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-10-09
                                                        • 83691

                                                        #28
                                                        I did have a drunk chick at the bar removed from a casino one time years ago.. I'm kicking at the bar with my homey drinking and minding my own business watching a game and playing video poker. I have a huge bucket of quarters sitting on the bar right next to me.. This drunk chick comes over and literally takes my bucket of quarters, probably a couple hundred dollars worth..

                                                        I jump up and said hello what are you doing? She says this bucket of quarters are mine.. I said what? I grab at my bucket of quarters and she won't let go.. Luckily the bar tender saw what was going on as security came running over.. She still would not give up the bucket.. Worst thing is she wasn't even cute....

                                                        Chick kept swearing the bucket of quarters was hers and I took them from her.. Total lie, my friend backed me up also.. She got thrown out of the casino immediately but I was hoping she'd be arrested.. I was pissed off..
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                                                        • jtoler
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                                                          #29
                                                          Once caught an unreal amount of cold cards. Just to be more comfy took shoes off and propped them up on the table, not bothering anyone. Wasnt until change of dealer and he alerted pit boss and I told him where he could go, I promise it was only like 5 seconds passed when I turned around and there were like 7 security guards already behind me, picked me up and shoved me head first out the door. Ok I love mob movies.
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                                                          • JIBBBY
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 12-10-09
                                                            • 83691

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Philmill
                                                            I was asked to leave tho.....little town in Nevada

                                                            banged a 21 table for 10k in 45 minutes

                                                            8:00am in the morning... I didnt say a word and was nice too...

                                                            Pitt-Boss said please leave......
                                                            If true that's awesome!!
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                                                            • wikkidinsane
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                                                              • 05-30-10
                                                              • 13799

                                                              #31
                                                              When I use to work security I use to escort a couple of patrons on a weekly basis
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                                                              • Reload
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                                                                • 03-23-08
                                                                • 12244

                                                                #32
                                                                Yes for me. Twin River in RI.

                                                                Escorted out and permanently banned. Not a fun experience.
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                                                                • manny24
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                                                                  • 10-22-07
                                                                  • 20046

                                                                  #33
                                                                  atta boy Shute always leave em wanting more
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                                                                  • Cuse0323
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                                                                    • 12-09-09
                                                                    • 30169

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Shute
                                                                    Give us a good story
                                                                    I have been escorted out. The End. Thrilling story, I know.
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                                                                    • biggie12
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                                                                      • 12-30-05
                                                                      • 13784

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I've been escorted off Casino Rama casino for counting cards in black jack about 9 years ago i posted the tresspass letter on sbr at some point.
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