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    Auto Donk
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    EMERGENCY CASINO RUN! JJ meet me at L'Auberge!!!

    wife acting similar to a crack addict, needs to get her fix on by pLaying slots in the hi-roller slots room....

    anybody going to L'Auberge over the next 48-56 hours hit me up......

    JJ, show up and I have $1,000 with your name on it, to be played in my favorite machines that I have culled from the herd, which are ready to pay up.....

    only requirement is we split all your winnings over $2,500.00 (cummulative) 50-50.....

    BRING YO ASS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Where the hell is that??

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    LAKE F'N CHARLES, F'N LOUISIANA, F'N USA

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    once you turn that dime into five dimes, we'll buy some of these!

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    Is this guy retarded?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerm3462 View Post
    Is this guy retarded?

    Retards Rule!!!!!



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    Are avatars with posters flashing gang signs allowed

    Shari??

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    JJ, after we get the hand pay from your Kitty Glitter win from the sexy black bitch workin' the floor in the dollar slots, we'll go grab some steaks and Opus One right here:

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Are avatars with posters flashing gang signs allowed

    Shari??
    it's not his photo...that pic is a well known meme on the interwebs

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    after dinner, we'll chop some lines and hit the poker room.....



    on an editorial note, this photo is taken from right in front of a "lucky tree" slot machine that always gives it up like a cell bitch.....

    gauranteed cash out of $300-450 on a sixty dollar deposit.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    it's not his photo...that pic is a well known meme on the interwebs
    I thought Philly was talkin' about the babe in my avatar.....

    was gonna inform him that she wasn't flashing any gang sign, but rather had a hold of her own personal "jewelry store," which was about to reward her efforts with a patented "DonkLand Pearl Necklace".....

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    That's too far it does seem like a pretty nice place though


    I'll be attending a senior barbecue on Monday where the average age is approximately 72

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    Why were you invited jj
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    That's too far it does seem like a pretty nice place though


    I'll be attending a senior barbecue on Monday where the average age is approximately 72
    jj, screw calling out numbers for their bingo tournament, and get your ass over to louisianna.....


    although I'm sure all those dusty old vaginas will get a shiver running down their spines when you yell out, "UNDER THE 'O', SIXTY-NINE!!!!"
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    walkin' back to the room....

    he has risen, he will come again...........



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    My uncle lives in a retirement community so people know me here

    Automan make a video

    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    Why were you invited jj

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    Donk, do you roll with credit line or cash when you make a casino run?

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    cash always.... bank roll is like everything in DonkLand....

    LARGE


    AND SATISFYING.....

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    Annoying carrying around rolls of $100 bills though. Hard to conceal

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    I haven't been to a casino since I left Vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerm3462 View Post
    Is this guy retarded?

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    Anything just to push that post count to 10,000 Bobby.
    Great thread donker.
    Looks like a snazzy room!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Anything just to push that post count to 10,000 Bobby.
    I wish you'd be that good at counting your missing teeth clown!



    C'mon lowlife...tell us how many do you have left there? 4-5?

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    Automan where are you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I wish you'd be that good at counting your missing teeth clown!



    C'mon lowlife...tell us how many do you have left there? 4-5?
    Go away Rocket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Anything just to push that post count to 10,000 Bobby.
    Coming from a troll who has more than double my post count, in 3 fewer years.
    Great thread donker.
    Suck some more Donkey cokk.

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    Bobby a much better poker player than Automan

    Gets more trim too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Go away Rocket.
    haha...don't forget to cry to MODs about it LOSER!

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    No, it's obvious you'll never get the point.
    If ignorance is bliss, SBR is Rocket's eden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    No, it's obvious you'll never get the point.
    If ignorance is bliss, SBR is Rocket's eden.
    Can you try to make a point yeeer pathetic toothless loser?

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    This thread wasn't started so I could help understand what brand of loser you are.
    You're the one who trolls and hijacks threads. Not me.

    So, again....
    Go Away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    This thread wasn't started so I could help understand what brand of loser you are.
    That's right...but this thread helped us understand what kind of a pathetic toothless loser you really are!


    I mean c'mon...have you actually seen yourself?



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    Donk, what is your favorite casino in the MS/LA region?

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    I knew it!

    Same fkng head, smile...even a fkng nose looks almost identical.



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