What would you order from this menu?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[DwightShrute]

If its pineapple juice, the finger penetrating with juice sounds good. Otherwise ... Pinkey's Special for me

[jjgold]

Infractions issued

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[Foxx]

Ass hole penetrating for men over 45 $1.00

Why for only 45+, why?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

"Watching a penetrating match"

Like it a sporting event.

With a woman to jack you off for $0.75

I'm down with that... the price is right.

[Chi_archie]

pass

I only order at places that serve jelly pinchers, spindles, and jelly watchers

[manny24]

all about that back scuttling tho

[gauchojake]

cash in one hand, tool in the other

[stevek173]

With a woman to jack you off for $0.75

I'm down with that... the price is right.

Agreed, by far the best bargain.

[manny24]

pretty sure i don't have a flat prikk i mean is this common around your way Dangles???

[Mackballs]

"Watching a penetrating match"

Like it a sporting event.

With a woman to jack you off for $0.75

I'm down with that... the price is right.

Fuckin sharp

[Foxx]

PINKEY'S SPECIAL looks good. It involves a goose too.

[Snowball]

I know that's fake for a variety of reasons which I would expect none of you to understand.

[BarstoolProphet]

If its pineapple juice, the finger penetrating with juice sounds good. Otherwise ... Pinkey's Special for me

too funny ,,that was what stood out for me as well,,,lol


Although the "over 45" gig sounds off.

Never thought I would be carded.

[unluckysob]

Where is this at?

[BarstoolProphet]

^ its at Brooks85's place.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

pretty sure i don't have a flat prikk i mean is this common around your way Dangles???

Manny I hope I dont have what's considered a flat prick. That's an extra $0.50.

[DwightShrute]

^ its at Brooks85's place.