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  • AlbertAlbert01
    SBR Hustler
    • 04-17-17
    • 60

    #1
    A few things you might want to know about me before you open my next tread
    I'm a troll.(A really annoying One)
    I'm an attention whore. (Can you notice?)
    I'm spiritually enlightened (proved by the fact that I can go days without eating pizza) but I'm emotionally ****** up. (I blame the coffee).
    I was banned from betting from my bookie due to a high winning percentage. (I strongly believed I was too lucky back then but I would bet 3 or 4 games a month and won 17 out of 20 and the bookie freaked out) (Or maybe I was too annoying for the bookie to take my calls)
    I can lift 220 pounds. (if I lie down and do push ups).
    My grammar and spelling are horrible and current sbr forum spelling corrector saved my ass. (Real)
    I was addicted to the forum back in 2012. (Mainly addicted to anything)
    My real passion is handicapping. Gambling is a side effect. (Lack balls... probably)
    I have 2 majors, currently and temporarily unemployed as I just graduated. (Still, drive a car and sleep in a nice bed)
    The time away from the forum I was mainly studying full time. (also handicapping and drinking coffee at times)
    My testing IQ is 135, my emotional IQ is 0. (I should see a shrink but I rather have some coffee)
    I bluff about my IQ because I know how retarded I sound. (Mainly because I'm a retarded with a decent IQ)
    I'm currently learning database analysis to handicap professionally and animation to create educational books and videos or any other shit I want to. (I learn very slow)
    I practice speed reading and I might read up to 10 books in a day.(and learn the subtitle mainly).
    My previous avatar was .....who cares?
    I'm a Buddhist. (A horrible one).
    I have no interest in trolling people who do not like to fool around so this is my warning to all of you sensitive bitches to stay away from me.
    My favorite sport to watch and talk about MMA,
    The sport where I'm an elite capper Basketball.
    The sport I find better to bet on Baseball.
    The sport I never watch Football. (Still, I know it is gold to bet on)
    Other sports I like to handicap NHL
    Sport I can't find good stats anywhere soccer.

    God bless you all.
  • grease lightnin
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-01-12
    • 16015

    #2
    Just horrible
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    • Booya711
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-20-11
      • 27329

      #3
      Is this real life?
      Comment
      • Sam Odom
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-30-05
        • 58063

        #4
        Originally posted by AlbertAlbert01
        I'm a troll.(A really annoying One)
        I'm an attention whore. (Can you notice?)
        I'm spiritually enlightened (proved by the fact that I can go days without eating pizza) but I'm emotionally ****** up. (I blame the coffee).
        I was banned from betting from my bookie due to a high winning percentage. (I strongly believed I was too lucky back then but I would bet 3 or 4 games a month and won 17 out of 20 and the bookie freaked out) (Or maybe I was too annoying for the bookie to take my calls)
        I can lift 220 pounds. (if I lie down and do push ups).
        My grammar and spelling are horrible and current sbr forum spelling corrector saved my ass. (Real)
        I was addicted to the forum back in 2012. (Mainly addicted to anything)
        I like sex with twinks but I'm straight
        My real passion is handicapping. Gambling is a side effect. (Lack balls... probably)
        I have 2 majors, currently and temporarily unemployed as I just graduated. (Still, drive a car and sleep in a nice bed)
        The time away from the forum I was mainly studying full time. (also handicapping and drinking coffee at times)
        My testing IQ is 135, my emotional IQ is 0. (I should see a shrink but I rather have some coffee)
        I bluff about my IQ because I know how retarded I sound. (Mainly because I'm a retarded with a decent IQ)
        I'm currently learning database analysis to handicap professionally and animation to create educational books and videos or any other shit I want to. (I learn very slow)
        I practice speed reading and I might read up to 10 books in a day.(and learn the subtitle mainly).
        My previous avatar was .....who cares?
        I'm a Buddhist. (A horrible one).
        I have no interest in trolling people who do not like to fool around so this is my warning to all of you sensitive bitches to stay away from me.
        My favorite sport to watch and talk about MMA,
        The sport where I'm an elite capper Basketball.
        The sport I find better to bet on Baseball.
        The sport I never watch Football. (Still, I know it is gold to bet on)
        Other sports I like to handicap NHL
        Sport I can't find good stats anywhere soccer.

        God bless you all.


        wow
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        • opie1988
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-12-10
          • 23429

          #5
          Also...you seem like a douche.
          Comment
          • dlowilly
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-09-16
            • 13862

            #6
            You were addicted to this forum in 2012 but just joined on 4/17/17?
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63165

              #7
              Fighting (Irish ) Warrior?
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              • Louisvillekid1
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-17-07
                • 52143

                #8
                I know

                "hint hint"

                the amount words typed in OP's thread

                exceeds 40% of his previous oral fixation

                obv he has learned to breathe throw his nose
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                • RangeFinder
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-27-16
                  • 8041

                  #9
                  Make life easier on yourself. Just handicap sports, post your plays in short threads (Very short), and just have fun. Nobody will care, or know, about your issues if you don't post them.
                  Comment
                  • jtoler
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-17-13
                    • 30967

                    #10
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                    • Itsamazing777
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-14-12
                      • 12602

                      #11
                      So who's ghost. Otherwise we don't care
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                      • AlbertAlbert01
                        SBR Hustler
                        • 04-17-17
                        • 60

                        #12
                        I didn't know I had issues

                        Originally posted by RangeFinder
                        Make life easier on yourself. Just handicap sports, post your plays in short threads (Very short), and just have fun. Nobody will care, or know, about your issues if you don't post them.
                        Comment
                        • AlbertAlbert01
                          SBR Hustler
                          • 04-17-17
                          • 60

                          #13
                          Ghost was a loser. I'm the future

                          Originally posted by Itsamazing777
                          So who's ghost. Otherwise we don't care
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                          • AlbertAlbert01
                            SBR Hustler
                            • 04-17-17
                            • 60

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jtoler
                            n

                            Nail it, I said it in my warning though
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                            • AlbertAlbert01
                              SBR Hustler
                              • 04-17-17
                              • 60

                              #15
                              Not really into gay trolling, Sorry. Just educational

                              Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                              I know

                              "hint hint"

                              the amount words typed in OP's thread

                              exceeds 40% of his previous oral fixation

                              obv he has learned to breathe throw his nose
                              Comment
                              • AlbertAlbert01
                                SBR Hustler
                                • 04-17-17
                                • 60

                                #16
                                Not the Conor Type

                                Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                Fighting (Irish ) Warrior?
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                                • Booya711
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 12-20-11
                                  • 27329

                                  #17
                                  Anyone who puts their name twice in the handle has more issues than the NY Times
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                                  • AlbertAlbert01
                                    SBR Hustler
                                    • 04-17-17
                                    • 60

                                    #18
                                    This is fresh bait to troll. Son, you got a problem. I can't fix it. It has no cure.


                                    Originally posted by dlowilly
                                    You were addicted to this forum in 2012 but just joined on 4/17/17?
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                                    • AlbertAlbert01
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 04-17-17
                                      • 60

                                      #19
                                      You got a good sense of humor. We were cool in my ghost account. Might be cool again. You call it like it is.


                                      Originally posted by opie1988
                                      Also...you seem like a douche.
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                                      • ManOfValue
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-29-08
                                        • 1437

                                        #20
                                        My kinda guy!!!
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                                        • AlbertAlbert01
                                          SBR Hustler
                                          • 04-17-17
                                          • 60

                                          #21
                                          whatever. Not sex taboos or issues. I wish I was gay though. No kids, no child support, marry a horny animal like yourself. But testosterone is too high.

                                          Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                          wow
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                                          • Louisvillekid1
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-17-07
                                            • 52143

                                            #22
                                            It's clearly steve Stephens
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                                            • AlbertAlbert01
                                              SBR Hustler
                                              • 04-17-17
                                              • 60

                                              #23
                                              You got a cool style. Need some classes.

                                              Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                              Just horrible
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                                              • chico2663
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 09-02-10
                                                • 36915

                                                #24
                                                Dude I had a stroke and still got 147. Unless your name is philly, peavy,rocket,opie ,donk,toler,kelly,d2 or lakerboy then who the penetrate cares
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                                                • Louisvillekid1
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-17-07
                                                  • 52143

                                                  #25
                                                  Maybe that was too soon

                                                  it's king Mayan for real
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                                                  • AlbertAlbert01
                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                    • 04-17-17
                                                    • 60

                                                    #26
                                                    It is real, not sure if it is life.

                                                    Originally posted by Booya711
                                                    Is this real life?
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                                                    • chico2663
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 09-02-10
                                                      • 36915

                                                      #27
                                                      Also donate 100 asshole
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                                                      • AlbertAlbert01
                                                        SBR Hustler
                                                        • 04-17-17
                                                        • 60

                                                        #28
                                                        You sound like you have really low serotonin. Tried coffee?


                                                        Originally posted by chico2663
                                                        Dude I had a stroke and still got 147. Unless your name is philly, peavy,rocket,opie ,donk,toler,kelly,d2 or lakerboy then who the penetrate cares
                                                        Comment
                                                        • Louisvillekid1
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-17-07
                                                          • 52143

                                                          #29
                                                          It's steroids
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                                                          • AlbertAlbert01
                                                            SBR Hustler
                                                            • 04-17-17
                                                            • 60

                                                            #30
                                                            Definitely not liking you, see a shrink, you sound really bitter. I'm here to have fun. The stroke caused the depression or verbal abuse as a child?


                                                            Originally posted by chico2663
                                                            Also donate 100 asshole
                                                            Comment
                                                            • AlbertAlbert01
                                                              SBR Hustler
                                                              • 04-17-17
                                                              • 60

                                                              #31
                                                              creams?


                                                              Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                              It's steroids
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                                                              • Itsamazing777
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-14-12
                                                                • 12602

                                                                #32
                                                                mentally ill perhaps
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                                                                • AlbertAlbert01
                                                                  SBR Hustler
                                                                  • 04-17-17
                                                                  • 60

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Lost



                                                                  Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                                  Maybe that was too soon

                                                                  it's king Mayan for real
                                                                  Comment
                                                                  • AlbertAlbert01
                                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                                    • 04-17-17
                                                                    • 60

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Or maybe steve jobs


                                                                    Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                                    It's clearly steve Stephens
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                                                                    • Louisvillekid1
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 10-17-07
                                                                      • 52143

                                                                      #35
                                                                      D ball

                                                                      what up kido
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