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  • funnyb25
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    • 07-09-09
    • 39656

    #1
    Question and Answer Time w/ Funnyb
    I post this thread for a couple reasons....

    1 being that I think it would be fun for all to ask questions to each other and get a ton of different answers

    2 being I had 2 interesting experiences already today and it is only 10:45am

    This chick I have seen a couple times sent me a text reading "Will you come on me tonight?"

    I didn't respond until she sent the next text 20 minutes later saying "I meant come TO me tonight"

    Let's get one thing clear...she meant come ON me and was scared that i didn't respond so she tried to correct herself. Didn't work.

    I responded with, "i will come on you yes"

    Question is....did i do the right thing here?


    Second situation is my buddy called me asking for relationship advice and if he should ask this girl to marry her or not?

    Answer: Look at her mother. That will be her in 30 years...do you want that?

    Response: Phuck

    Go ahead
  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
    • 26314

    #2
    Originally posted by funnyb25
    I post this thread for a couple reasons....

    1 being that I think it would be fun for all to ask questions to each other and get a ton of different answers

    2 being I had 2 interesting experiences already today and it is only 10:45am

    This chick I have seen a couple times sent me a text reading "Will you come on me tonight?"

    I didn't respond until she sent the next text 20 minutes later saying "I meant come TO me tonight"

    Let's get one thing clear...she meant come ON me and was scared that i didn't respond so she tried to correct herself. Didn't work.

    I responded with, "i will come on you yes"

    Question is....did i do the right thing here?


    Second situation is my buddy called me asking for relationship advice and if he should ask this girl to marry her or not?

    Answer: Look at her mother. That will be her in 30 years...do you want that?

    Response: Phuck

    Go ahead
    Daughters dont always turn out like their mothers
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    • funnyb25
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      • 07-09-09
      • 39656

      #3
      Originally posted by Seaweed
      Daughters dont always turn out like their mothers
      Just like you don't ALWAYS pick losers

      But 95% of the time these statements are true

      I love you tho bro
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      • DwightShrute
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-17-09
        • 102397

        #4
        You handled the first situation like a pro. Kudos.

        second situation. Tell your buddy to text his girl your same text.
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        • funnyb25
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          • 07-09-09
          • 39656

          #5
          Originally posted by DwightShrute
          You handled the first situation like a pro. Kudos.

          second situation. Tell your buddy to text his girl your same text.
          Epic
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          • USCPHILLYGUY
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 12-15-12
            • 21744

            #6
            why pick a shitty state run university when just 13 miles away you could have went to an amazing private university

            #fighton
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            • Seaweed
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              • 01-19-12
              • 26314

              #7
              Originally posted by funnyb25
              Just like you don't ALWAYS pick losers

              But 95% of the time these statements are true

              I love you tho bro
              4-0 on last 4 warnings
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              • funnyb25
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                • 07-09-09
                • 39656

                #8
                Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                why pick a shitty state run university when just 13 miles away you could have went to an amazing private university

                #fighton
                Because in high school I got offered a scholarship to UCLA and I was a minority. I used my ex girlfriends name to get in...her last name was Sun Kim
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                • Seaweed
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                  • 01-19-12
                  • 26314

                  #9
                  Originally posted by funnyb25
                  Just like you don't ALWAYS pick losers

                  But 95% of the time these statements are true

                  I love you tho bro
                  Personality or physically?
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                  • funnyb25
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                    • 07-09-09
                    • 39656

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                    Personality or physically?
                    Whichever you prefer, or both.
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                    • gauchojake
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                      • 09-17-10
                      • 34103

                      #11
                      Do you have a job?
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                      • funnyb25
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 07-09-09
                        • 39656

                        #12
                        Originally posted by gauchojake
                        Do you have a job?
                        Job no

                        Career Yes
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                        • Smoke
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-09-09
                          • 48111

                          #13
                          Have you ever been to a gloryhole?
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                          • slayer14
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-12-13
                            • 22007

                            #14
                            What happen to your wife funny
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                            • gauchojake
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                              • 09-17-10
                              • 34103

                              #15
                              Have you ever been to Aaron Brothers and if so have you purchased anything?
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                              • funnyb25
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                                • 07-09-09
                                • 39656

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Smoke
                                Have you ever been to a gloryhole?
                                twice
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                                • funnyb25
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 07-09-09
                                  • 39656

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by slayer14
                                  What happen to your wife funny
                                  never had a wife, But she is good
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                                  • funnyb25
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                                    • 07-09-09
                                    • 39656

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by gauchojake
                                    Have you ever been to Aaron Brothers and if so have you purchased anything?
                                    Ya man... got picture frames for me and the wife
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                                    • BetweenHerCheeks
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 12-17-15
                                      • 974

                                      #19
                                      funny, i woulda gone with "yes, I will come in your ass"
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                                      • funnyb25
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 07-09-09
                                        • 39656

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BetweenHerCheeks
                                        funny, i woulda gone with "yes, I will come in your ass"
                                        My mid had already thought of that 18 times

                                        too soon tho...

                                        maybe tomorrow?
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                                        • bhoor
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-17-12
                                          • 2256

                                          #21
                                          You spent time in prison, what was for?
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                                          • gauchojake
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                                            • 09-17-10
                                            • 34103

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by bhoor
                                            You spent time in prison, what was for?
                                            Funny answer the question
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                                            • funnyb25
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 07-09-09
                                              • 39656

                                              #23
                                              No prison for me
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                                              • kidcudi92
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-14-11
                                                • 15434

                                                #24
                                                i thought you had a gf or something gay like that
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