Video Update...Dejected

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 11-22-16, 11:01 PM

Threatening us, huh? How bout this....

I get my hands on YOU and I'm gonna drill 3 holes in that bald fukkin noggin o' yours, find the nearest bowling alley, then proceed to bowl around a 225 with your chrome dome.

Then, after I'm done doing that, gonna head over to the bowling alley's snack bar, order up some mozzarella sticks and shove em in your noggin holes to hold while I first drink some beer (Sam Adams, always).

When I'm done eating, I'll kick your ass out the front door, head to the Rest Room and proceed to comb my luxurious head of hair while taking a whizz. Then head to the strip club for coupla hours and call it a night.

**SBRMAN23** · 11-22-16, 11:04 PM

Keep ya head up TUPAC

**pilebuck13** · 11-22-16, 11:17 PM

Goldie head north I'll get you a dock job things will get better call me coach

**mpaschal34** · 11-22-16, 11:40 PM

bad beats? weren't you like 10-10. i remember those two horrible Arkansas bets....one lost by almost 50. then your last day of GB and ARI were blowouts too. i don't remember the other bets...but 40% of your bets had ZERO chance.

**tony_come** · 11-22-16, 11:48 PM

Journeyman Viagra will help

**QuantumLeap** · 11-23-16, 12:01 AM

JJ, if you need a place to stay you can chill out here for awhile. No homo. I'll even take you to a family Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixin's including pumpkin pie.

**unde0087** · 11-23-16, 01:34 AM

Well done JJ, feeling the same today. Followed up a 3-0 day with a 0-3 day

**kidcudi92** · 11-23-16, 01:47 AM

jj i usually talk shit but i hope you are well coach

never want to see someone feeling this way

**grease lightnin** · 11-23-16, 03:11 AM

You teeth look great in this vid, coach

Happy Thanksgiving

**Fire in da hole** · 11-23-16, 03:16 AM

At 1:58 JJ says "fkn cokk" and stopped. JJ go ahead and finish what you were going to say.

JJ, you know what to do, go back and get another title loan on the car.

**darrell74** · 11-23-16, 05:03 AM

Hang in there, JJ

You will be back

Take all the time you need, sportsboooks aren't going anywhere
will be looking forward to some videos in the not too distant future

**xKMACKx** · 11-23-16, 05:19 AM

Still lots of time to get back in the game for the Super Bowl.

**Statman** · 11-23-16, 05:37 AM

JJ - Depression for some usually peaks around holiday season. Put away SBR for a while and focus on family and friends. The games will go on and its time to step away from the action. Losing streaks are common plain and simple but money management is key if your going to survive.

Happy Thanksgiving bud.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 11-23-16, 06:10 AM

"Listen son, you're wasting time;
there's a future for you
in the fire escape trade.
Come up to town!"

**kyhawk** · 11-23-16, 06:11 AM

Dude, get serious. When will you finally figure out how hard this game is. The most successful gambler,Billy Walters. only hit around 56%. You have to have a huge BR to win. That was your problem.

Welcome to the real world sir. Good luck in the future, but gambling, and expecting it to be an income producer is a pipe dream. 99.99 percent of the guys on this forum would be in the exact same place you are now if they tried to do what you did.

**stevebets90** · 11-23-16, 06:28 AM

This was great to watch after having a horrible week myself haha

**stevek173** · 11-23-16, 06:33 AM

Coach, why would you tail her picks? That was the beginning of the end there. What you do is you win, then you take her out for a good time.

Coach, what are we gonna do with you man.

I'll find you a new hottie and when I do don't bitch to her about gambling shit, that will make her think you're not an effective hunter gatherer. Do it right next time. Girls just wanna have fun, man.

**Dirty Sanchez** · 11-23-16, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by t-wizzle

JJ call me.

Yeah...that will bury you for good after that call

**jjgold** · 11-23-16, 06:58 AM

good stuff men

sbr guys=good guys

I will be fine ..looking to make score of some sort

**jjgold** · 11-23-16, 07:01 AM

Originally posted by BetweenHerCheeks

JJ,

1 in 2000 aspiring professional and high level amateur sports gamblers succeed.

Success = net income of $100K+ in at least 8 of the last 10 years

And even if you achieved eve that level, you have to account for the other two years where maybe you actually lost money or broke even. It is a horrible living and one no one should voluntarily choose.

If you have the ability to land a decent job, do so immediately. Start small on the side capping if you wish.

I am probably down $40,000+ lifetime and thats onyl because I am actually up $15,000 or so the last 15 months or so. There is no doubt in my mind that I will lose that $15k, eventually.

I guarantee you that I am a better capper than 90% of the people on SBR...and of the remaining 10% I am a better bankroll manager than 90% of them. AND STILL I AM A LOSER.

Think about that

good report guy

**Duckshit** · 11-23-16, 07:18 AM

That's a tough one....good luck jj
I'd try the Nothwest.

**Duckshit** · 11-23-16, 07:20 AM

Come to Oregon and join the Booming Weed Rush! Lots of Cash Flowing....

**jjgold** · 11-23-16, 08:11 AM

Oregon real estate flying high I wonder if that's going to happen in Vegas since Marijuana will be legal sometime in January

**Dirty Sanchez** · 11-23-16, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by Duckshit

Come to Oregon and join the Booming Weed Rush! Lots of Cash Flowing....

Yeah another one...become a stoner..that will fix everything

**triplecrown333** · 11-23-16, 08:57 AM

jj if you are in the nyc area this weekend, we go have drinks and massage on me...

**Duckshit** · 11-23-16, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Yeah...that will bury you for good after that call

BIG Money......CASH Money
Many Jobs, only the beginning.

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-23-16, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Funny video!!

Great stuff, JJ!! Thanks for the laughs

JJ...what a prick this guy is!!! LMAO....Im sorry JJ, it was funny.

**Duckshit** · 11-23-16, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Yeah another one...become a stoner..that will fix everything

Bla.....

**BrickJames** · 11-23-16, 10:56 AM

JJ come to Minneapolis.

**Auto Donk** · 11-23-16, 10:56 AM

THIS is what happens when a tired-eyed mother fukker wishes bad things on the best poker player here at SBR..... bad karma to root for other's defeat/failure.....

915 Franklin Street, Htown 77002....

Come at me Bro!!!!!

AD

ps. I still have some fencelines that need brush cleared around them; I'll pay you $50/day to chop that thorny shit down on my ranch so I can shoot across the fencelines into my neighbor's pastures......

pss... I fuk tail even when I'm not in love..... ass bangin' a babe is one of the finest things in life.....

**jjgold** · 11-23-16, 11:39 AM

Automan back off now

Under pressure

**Auto Donk** · 11-23-16, 11:57 AM

on a serious note, JJ.... I have a fifth wheel out on the ranch you can hole up in for a while if you need a place to stay....

there's a bar about 3 miles away in Waller, with a big tittied blonde waitress who serves em strong and all night long.....

you always have a place you can lay your weary head

**Sam Odom** · 11-23-16, 12:12 PM

Comrade JJ's dad

**jjgold** · 11-23-16, 01:09 PM

I don't think Houston is my type of place I got a plan right now to visit the uncle in Ocala Florida

I told him I'm taking a month off or so for my electrical business and thought I'd come and visit him

I think I'm a big timer in the Northeast with 20 guys working for me

I can stay there for free for a while

**Richkas** · 11-23-16, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Comrade JJ's dad

lmfao....some of you guys are brutal lol