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    The ROUT IS ON!!!!!!

    KY (my personal favorite letters, due to the wonderful liquid lube "Liquid KY") is already in the books for Trump!!!!

    by a percentage beatdown never before experienced by the dems.....

    foreshadowing for a huge TRUMP upset.... exit polls in fla and nc heavily favoring trump.......

    It's over!

    this trend continues I'll have to refill the liquid ky pump dispenser above the headboard in the masterbed suite here at DonkLand by dawn, as the wife and I plan a night-long celebration of hiLIARy's defeat.....

    in the words of Tom Cruise.... "IT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN, BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!"

    AND, representative of what's going to happen to Ol' Cold Chai Seizure-Woman's presidential bid:


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    you put KY jelly on toast??

    also is there a vid here too??

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    Let's go


    Was Kentucky a surprise?

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    Nothing happening here

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    What's your source automan

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    Quote Originally Posted by slambam View Post
    What's your source automan
    Sbr sportsbook

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    People calling something over early on SBR always ends well........lol

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    Are you serious?? Hes SUPPOSED to win kentucky

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    All You Clinton Voters.... Please Use This Booth To Vote... Thank You.



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    I support TRUMP over Clinton

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    dammit, is sbr not posting any of my vids, or is it only ruetigger and austin russel that aren't seeing them?

    post no. 1 is supposed to have a 25 second clip of tom cruise in taps cutting loose with a machine gun yelling to some dumbass, "it's beautiful, man, beautiful!!!!!" right before he gets blown away.....

    crap....

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    Did we win?

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    It could be 19-0 Trump soon. A blowout! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    dammit, is sbr not posting any of my vids, or is it only ruetigger and austin russel that aren't seeing them?

    post no. 1 is supposed to have a 25 second clip of tom cruise in taps cutting loose with a machine gun yelling to some dumbass, "it's beautiful, man, beautiful!!!!!" right before he gets blown away.....

    crap....

    Awwwww!! I fuggn love that scene but no only black box here

    you should send mods a pm or Live chat

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    Lol excited about a red state voting red. Your fun will come crashing down later tonight.

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    19-3 Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wwwwwwwwwwwowoooooooooooowowowowo lol

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    Going. Be close here in florida

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    It's all over!!! It's all over!!!


    trump trump trump


    KY jelly KY jelly KY jelly and a baseball bat
    insert weird sexual comments about and private photos of my wife, displayed towards strangers on a gambling forum for their approval approval

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    He was joking, for God's sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teecee View Post
    He was joking, for God's sake.
    The joke is he wasn't.

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    Automan if I stay in your basement can you imagine if I start spying on you when your wife when you're having sex my 2 1/2 inch rooster will be hard as a rock and I'll probably want to bang her

    She is hot

    Give me the word and I'll live in your basement and provide you security 24 hours a day

    You and I could bang hookers all penetrating night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    dammit, is sbr not posting any of my vids, or is it only ruetigger and austin russel that aren't seeing them?

    post no. 1 is supposed to have a 25 second clip of tom cruise in taps cutting loose with a machine gun yelling to some dumbass, "it's beautiful, man, beautiful!!!!!" right before he gets blown away.....
    crap....
    What the hell has happened to Donk? I didn't realize how far gone he is

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    Looks like Tampa decides florida

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    Quote Originally Posted by mets119218 View Post
    Looks like Tampa decides florida
    Yes, no results yet from Broward. Hillary will crush Trump there.

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    24-3 early in the first quarter..... IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    on a serious note, he is crushing her in the overall popular vote, 1.3 mil to 800,000 plus, and if that trend continues, it shows the so called "trump tards" did come out of the wood work to vote.....

    if nothing else, i know NOW is the time to celebrate and have a great time with it..... (just like when my team is picked to, and most certainly will lose, a game, if my team jumps out to an early lead, I celebrate as much as if they'd won it, just because I know "i'd better celebrate now, b/c i Know they're gonna blow this lead".......)

    so when cnn said "hillary's team is getting the jitters on this news," I jump up and yell "fuk yah!!!" and give it a few fist pumps.....

    at least we're winning now!!!!!!!!!!

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    Hate to burst your pussy grabb'in bubble, but dumb fuk Trump is burnt toast! He might as well crawl back to his pompous ass Trump tower and bang his skinny ass foreign dumb bitch wife Melaniadumbshit, cause that's all that fuk'er is gonna win! Keep buy'in the foreign dumb bitches Trump, cause no real American hot piece of ass would fuk a fat slob like you! Asshole probably eats viagra like tic tacs just to get it up! Congrats on wasting your votes Trump dick swallowers!

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    It's over people!


    How how will she overcome 24-3 deficit????


    that is 3 TDs AND an 2 point conversion



    double dildo time

    amirite? Donk?

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    here ya go, JJ.... a small taste of what is prancin' around in my bedroom sexed up most weekends, and a few week nights here and there:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    It's over people!


    How how will she overcome 24-3 deficit????


    that is 3 TDs AND an 2 point conversion



    double dildo time

    amirite? Donk?
    dammit... your post reminds me, i forgot to get my prediciton in on the actual electoral vote for a sbr free pizza card.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Hate to burst your pussy grabb'in bubble, but dumb fuk Trump is burnt toast! He might as well crawl back to his pompous ass Trump tower and bang his skinny ass foreign dumb bitch wife Melaniadumbshit, cause that's all that fuk'er is gonna win! Keep buy'in the foreign dumb bitches Trump, cause no real American hot piece of ass would fuk a fat slob like you! Asshole probably eats viagra like tic tacs just to get it up! Congrats on wasting your votes Trump dick swallowers!
    alot of what mike says here is true about trump and women for sure...... and his need for viagra, or as it's called around my house, "shiagra"...... (my cousin and I use it recreationally and call our tree trunks "shiag sticks" -- a mix between "shag" and "viag"......

    at the end of the day, neither candidate's win will effect me at all, so I see this more or less as a mid season texans game, something to root for my team, but when it's over, I go back to lawyering and makin' a nice living......

    only worry I have is for younger generations and the impact the makeup of the supreme court might have on them down the road.....

    I got mine

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    Automan is all fired up let's bring this Trump victory home

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    Oh snap 75-66 Clit on


    is the party over?

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    Clinton about to take Florida....game over.

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    Down with 75% in Florida and Miami area will be last.... might as well call it

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    Donk put your roll on Trump while you still can. Lots of value there.

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