1. 10-22-16 01:50 PM #1
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    Hey Burrito and Mayan, put your 401K plan on Kershaw and the Dodgers Game 6!

    Kershaw on the mound to save the dodgers from getting eliminated. Reasons why the Cubs will lose:

    Cubs are still cursed and won't win the NL Pennant.
    The dodgers are beating the Cubs for Vin Scully.
    Kershaw has dominated the Cubs in Game 2.
    Game 2, Kershaw went 7 innings with no runs allowed, 10 K's, 1 BB, and just 2 hits.
    Kershaw is coming off 5 full days of rest.
    Cubs have not won 3 games in a row against the dodgers this year.
    Cubs bats will be back to freezing cold tonight.
    Chapman allowed hits and a run in the last game on a non-save situation.
    Jason Heyward sucks.

    Chicago Cubs Career statistics vs. Clayton Kershaw
    BATTER AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO AVG OBP SLG OPS
    Javier Baez 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000
    Kris Bryant 5 1 0 0 1 2 1 4 .200 .333 .800 1.133
    Chris Coghlan 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 6 .125 .125 .125 .250
    Dexter Fowler 44 18 2 1 0 1 4 10 .409 .458 .500 .958
    Jason Heyward 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000
    Miguel Montero 32 6 3 0 0 4 0 13 .188 .188 .281 .469
    Anthony Rizzo 11 3 1 0 1 2 0 3 .273 .333 .636 .970
    David Ross 14 2 0 0 0 2 1 6 .143 .200 .143 .343
    Addison Russell 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000
    Jorge Soler 3 1 0 1 0 1 0 2 .333 .333 1.000 1.333
    Ben Zobrist 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000
    Totals 133 32 6 2 2 12 6 52 .241 .279 .361 .639


    Unload everything you have on the dodgers for Game 6. Make your wildest dreams come true.
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  2. 10-22-16 01:55 PM #2
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    Burrito cashed out his 401k when he switched law firms. He is now the proud owner of 6 boxes of Chinese Vodka and 18 pounds of protein powder.

    Mayan still thinks 401k is a radio station

    Cubs win tonight, thwy'll go over 6.5 on their own
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  4. 10-22-16 02:04 PM #4
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    Cubs easy. Mobile after the game is over youtube the Gibson homer.
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    Alright Mobile I'm a believer... on the dodgers with ya.
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    "Since 2013, Kershaw has pitched in five postseason games with the Dodgers facing elimination. They have won three of those five, although Kershaw has a 5.84 ERA and 1.26 WHIP in those games."
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Burrito cashed out his 401k when he switched law firms. He is now the proud owner of 6 boxes of Chinese Vodka and 18 pounds of protein powder.

    Mayan still thinks 401k is a radio station

    Cubs win tonight, thwy'll go over 6.5 on their own


    what a stupid video. Krakers wtf was I thinking at the time?
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    Big Mel chimichanga



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  9. 10-22-16 02:46 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Cubs easy. Mobile after the game is over youtube the Gibson homer.
    Your Cubs play is beneath me. LB, I am better than you.
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    46th anniversary of Billy Sianis death birthday is today.

    Cubs clinch today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    46th anniversary of Billy Sianis death birthday is today.
    You should have told that to LB, he has no write up on his play. LB's play looks like a coin toss play to me.
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  12. 10-22-16 03:50 PM #12
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    All you homos can suck a fat dikk... And fukk you mobile!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    You should have told that to LB, he has no write up on his play. LB's play looks like a coin toss play to me.
    +124 on a coin toss. I like it. 2 even pitchers and cubs got home crowd and better hitters.
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  14. 10-22-16 04:47 PM #14
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    Kershaw's arm might be dead pitching too much
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Kershaw's arm might be dead pitching too much
    5 day rest, not including today. He's good to go.
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    Heyward not in the lineup
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    Ok I sprinkled a little bit on dodgers -126
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  18. 10-22-16 07:39 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    All you homos can suck a fat dikk... And fukk you mobile!
    Relax. Cubs pitching will blow it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Relax. Cubs pitching will blow it.
    Teerible day for Burrito

    Mayan gonna escape unscathed
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  20. 10-22-16 09:06 PM #20
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    what kind of moron lays juice IN CHICAGO against Hendricks? It's just stupid and unnecessary
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Cubs easy. Mobile after the game is over youtube the Gibson homer.
    Mobile follow my advice pal
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  22. 10-22-16 09:36 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    46th anniversary of Billy Sianis death birthday is today.

    Cubs clinch today.

    Nice when you get the script before the game begins.
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  23. 10-22-16 10:21 PM #23
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    Jmobile buried the forum just like last year
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    Got it down to a science!
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  25. 10-22-16 11:18 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Jmobile buried the forum just like last year
    Quote Originally Posted by tiktok View Post
    Got it down to a science!
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    Mobile stop gambling
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    Mayan or Burrito haven't posted since this thread.

    Wassup?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post


    what a stupid video. Krakers wtf was I thinking at the time?
    Plz, that video is a cult classic.
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  29. 10-23-16 07:10 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Mayan or Burrito haven't posted since this thread.

    Wassup?


    I recovered nicely, Mayan not so much. Word on the street is he put up his 1973 pinto up as collateral to wager Kershaw.
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  30. 10-23-16 07:12 PM #30
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    Does anyone ever win in Player's Talk?
    Goddamn it.
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  31. 10-23-16 11:32 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    5 day rest, not including today. He's good to go.
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