1. 08-02-16 08:01 AM #1
    daneblazer
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    What are the advantages of being a broke dikk non-pro?

    My renewal is up in a few days. Weighing options. What are the advantages of being a broke dikk non pro?

    wont be pestered by loan requests

    tougher to have bad beats on sbr poker

    cant post in certain threads

    what else
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  2. 08-02-16 08:15 AM #2
    ACoochy
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    Not having sbr use ur personal info in a unsolicited manner...

    Found out about that yonks ago when a mod slipped up and no the mod wasn't female...

    Not bring restricted to 5x max 1.5k withdrawal on $500FP's (last time I checked)..

    If you live in the US then can see the point of pro (if only 4 the pizza) but going pro for international posters is -even but hey the site has a business to run and wanted to limit it's risk exposure. I get that.
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  3. 08-02-16 08:21 AM #3
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    It's the women we meet, attracted to our bohemian, non-poker tournament playing lifestyle.
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  4. 08-02-16 08:23 AM #4
    opie1988
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    If someone can't pony up a $100 to support a site they frequent, when basic math shows you that simply logging in will get you +EV...then you should def stick to the brokedikk side.
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  5. 08-02-16 08:33 AM #5
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    You will dish out vicious bad beats at poker. Accumulate points. Go pro later
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  6. 08-02-16 08:45 AM #6
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    no advantages

    Be a pro or be labeled broke
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  7. 08-02-16 09:29 AM #7
    BuckyOne
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    You will still have the same dikk pro or non pro! The contests are a useful tracking device on evaluating your level of pick ability. That's all that matters is to make the real money.
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  8. 08-02-16 10:41 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    My renewal is up in a few days. Weighing options. What are the advantages of being a broke dikk non pro?

    wont be pestered by loan requests

    tougher to have bad beats on sbr poker

    cant post in certain threads

    what else
    you'd also have to start paying 6pts to join those poker tourneys
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  9. 08-02-16 11:04 AM #9
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    just be a pro by Sept
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  10. 08-02-16 11:50 AM #10
    chico2663
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    kicked by the prick after week 10. Thanks sbr
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  11. 08-02-16 11:53 AM #11
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    Doesn't bother me on a personal level,some decent lads that are Non Pro.
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  12. 08-02-16 12:00 PM #12
    lakerboy
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    Pros bet $5 per game. Non-pros bet air. We have been over this many times. Both are brokedikks. End of story.
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  13. 08-02-16 12:01 PM #13
    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Pros bet $5 per game. Non-pros bet air. We have been over this many times. Both are brokedikks. End of story.
    This is correct.
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  14. 08-02-16 12:10 PM #14
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    Honestly i do not get why someone would not be a Pro at all. Think about it. It is $100. Ok but look what you get back. If you are any good at Sports betting you will absolutely come out ahead.

    I paid $100 but because i am a Pro i can get the better stuff with my points. Yes, i do hate the casino. But i have stayed out enough to win gather enough points and win enough at Sports betting to cash out $200 of gift cards so far this year. So i have gotten my money back PLUS $100 so far. If you are a Non-Pro i think all you can get is a cap or something. We have been to Red Robin(Yum)and Burger King.

    And during the BTP contest every year you can really rack up the points at times. The 12 points a day as well as the 2 trivia adds up points . Even if you stop at the 2nd question that is a 60 FP right there. Just keep adding them up then go All in after you get enough.
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  15. 08-02-16 12:14 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    My renewal is up in a few days. Weighing options. What are the advantages of being a broke dikk non pro?
    Your rooster will gain 3 inches, food will taste better, and women will give you the time of day.
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  16. 08-02-16 12:41 PM #16
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    Good work daner
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  17. 08-02-16 12:45 PM #17
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    Pros bet real cash. Non-pros bet air. You don't want to be known at a gambling forum as an air bettor.
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  18. 08-02-16 12:52 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Your rooster will gain 3 inches, food will taste better, and women will give you the time of day.
    nasher lets say I am ttwarrior...no women in picture, 3 inch longer rooster means more work for right hand, and have to lose 50-100lbs so food tasting better is a bad thing.

    should I not be pro????
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  19. 08-02-16 01:04 PM #19
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    Pros are suckers who throw a 100 bucks at some bullshit charity to prove they're big shots when they don't bet a dime....non-pros are too busy sweating games to give a penetrate about donating to a cure for Munchondicks syndrome or whatever charity SBR selects for you....back when it was deposit into a sportsbook and you're a pro I was a pro now when its donating to curing dicksuckers who use their teeth during oral to be an SBR pro I dont
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  20. 08-02-16 02:07 PM #20
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    You guys forget about being able to attend THE BASH!
    That's worth at least a Dime in perks. Free food, Booze and a chance to socialize with some of your Forum Idols Priceless!!!
    All for a $100 dollars do the math.
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  21. 08-02-16 03:12 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by sam9ball View Post
    You guys forget about being able to attend THE BASH! That's worth at least a Dime in perks. Free food, Booze and a chance to socialize with some of your Forum Idols Priceless!!! All for a $100 dollars do the math.
    pass last thing I want to do is see people like myself
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  22. 08-02-16 03:18 PM #22
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  23. 08-02-16 03:28 PM #23
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    Daner upgrade your big bear account to pro. That guy had a lot of football insight.
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  24. 08-02-16 03:34 PM #24
    daneblazer
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Daner upgrade your big bear account to pro. That guy had a lot of football insight.

    Big bear is still around, he got an iPhone and can't figure out how to connect it to the Internet
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  25. 08-02-16 04:28 PM #25
    pavyracer
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    Anyone remember high school?

    Pros..the guys hanging with the cheerleaders.

    Non-pros..the guys hanging with Rosie.
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