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    Johnny Football Missing

    Hosted party in the Hamptons.. Missed his helicopter ride home.. Phone off.. Wonder if his family was right...

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    OD

    dead in a retention pond somewhere

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    where is he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    where is he?
    He's fine, still partying.

    Kid is tough.

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    Is there a line when he will kill himself or be killed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Is there a line when he will kill himself or be killed?
    Depends on whether that line is laced w something. He sees his share of lines I'm sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Is there a line when he will kill himself or be killed?
    have seen him included in a few different death pools, so yes

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    he wants to be a boy so bad . hes hidin in the hood , taking thug classes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweethook View Post
    he wants to be a boy so bad . hes hidin in the hood , taking thug classes.
    he must have mental issues too

    Maybe slightly handicapped?

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    The boy is sleeping right now. Leave him alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    he must have mental issues too

    Maybe slightly handicapped?
    No excuse. Eli Manning is slightly handicapped and he still kept his shit together.

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    Dude can't die fast enough

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    NFL's rebel without a cause. Now, just rebel without a paycheck! Can't feel sorry for these dumbasss athletes who had what everyone dreams of and just throw it away. The overdose is coming soon!

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    Guy is a train wreck.

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    He probably figured out that the "party" with a few friends and family was really an intervention, so he skipped it.

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    will he ever play football again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deepball View Post
    will he ever play football again?
    no...kid a massive loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by recon1 View Post
    Guy is a train wreck.
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    Left his phone in a girl's hotel room before going back out for more drinks and lines. He'll turn up in a few days.

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    got to be going broke by now

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    if they let johnny fukkin play none of you hecklers would exist. the kid would be great if given some damn play time

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    I hope he stays missing. He doesn't matter anymore.

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    Johnny Manziel net worth:
    $6 Million

    Johnny Manziel's Salary

    $2 Million

    Manziel’s parents net worth is around $50 million dollars.



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    he is basically broke already

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