'Miss Bum Bum' turns to Pique after offering nude photos for title win

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  • slayer14
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-12-13
    • 22010

    #1
    'Miss Bum Bum' turns to Pique after offering nude photos for title win
    ​Brazilian model and 'Miss Bum Bum' champion Suzy Cortez cannot get enough of Barcelona and reaching out to their star players, it would seem.
    Cortez first tried to interact with Lionel Messi on Instagram, but found herself blocked by the Argentine and his wife Antonella Roccuzzo.
    However, it now seems that Gerard Pique is her second favourite player, because she made the defender quite the promise before Barcelona's 2-0 win over Granada.


    Who will she pose for next JJ


  • ACoochy
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-19-09
    • 13949

    #2
    What a home wrecking nutjob she is...

    Someone should ask her why the guys she goes after can't be single...
    Last edited by ACoochy; 05-15-16, 07:35 AM.
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    • Sledge187
      SBR MVP
      • 04-25-08
      • 3722

      #3
      She does jumping jacks well.
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      • NrmlCurvSurfr
        SBR MVP
        • 04-05-10
        • 2896

        #4
        The comments are great,

        "If I write her a kindly worded letter do you think she'll do me the honour of sitting on my face!?"

        get it bro..

        She is obviously not the pretty one in her circle==> "
        Why is she hitting on men in relationships, the gold digging cow with her #$%$ and legs. Her photo looks scary, I hope everyone blocks her. She's def digging for gold."

        ..doubt she will be requesting a face sit...

        this guy..."
        Just a cheap prostitute.....with a big asre."

        guu has low T, also not skilled in appraisals...

        "
        Would,t mind an hour with her." ...seems to be the most level headed of the bunch...
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          all trash

          It is sad
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          • yisman
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-01-08
            • 75682

            #6
            "
            Cortez first tried to interact with Lionel Messi on Instagram, but found herself blocked by the Argentine and his wife Antonella Roccuzzo."

            lol
            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
            [/quote]

            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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            • Mac4Lyfe
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 01-04-09
              • 48379

              #7
              This thread sucks without pics bro...
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              • kidcudi92
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-14-11
                • 15434

                #8
                she should probably try NBA/NFL players
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                • Chi_archie
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-22-08
                  • 63167

                  #9
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                  • yisman
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-01-08
                    • 75682

                    #10
                    this whole thing is hilarious

                    "miss bum bum"
                    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                    [/quote]

                    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                    • El Nino
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-03-12
                      • 18426

                      #11
                      Weird, I thought ttwarrior was Miss Bum Bum

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                      • GUMMO77
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-23-10
                        • 9294

                        #12
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