SBR blocked at Kohl's retail stores

**texhooper** · 05-14-16, 02:08 PM

yeah man when you're in your mind like, ok, this traffic isn't moving...if i have to shit in my car, let's see, the best way would be...

that's when you really should be thinking the best way to kill myself in the next 5 minutes would be...

**kidcudi92** · 05-14-16, 02:25 PM

couldn't access it in the hospital either

**stealthyburrito** · 05-14-16, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

couldn't access it in the hospital either

Cudder how often do you check into the hospital to take a dump?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-14-16, 02:40 PM

Burrito, I would be careful posting about shitting in public places if I were you.

Dear DiggityDaggityDo,

You have received an infraction at Sports Betting Forum & Handicapping. Please refer to our Forum FAQ for more information on our site rules. If you have any questions about this infraction, please e-mail forum@sportsbookreview.com for more information.

Reason: dont post about taking a shit in PT pls
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dont post about taking a shit in PT pls.
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12886079
And posting on SBR at the same time.

This has got to be a first.

All the best,
Sports Betting Forum & Handicapping

**Booya711** · 05-14-16, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Burrito, I would be careful posting about shitting in public places if I were you.

Fell out of my fukking chair here at the bar...unreal Digs...

The Aria wifi does NOT block SBR

**stealthyburrito** · 05-14-16, 02:43 PM

Lol now I can't take a dump and post? Diggity this is not the country I once loved. My best work on this site comes while I'm on the can

**Booya711** · 05-14-16, 02:46 PM

Shit you never thought you would read in one day...

1. Unable to post on the shitter at Kohls because wifi blocks it.

2. Another poster has a thread about shitting in Burger King and getting an infraction

**JMon** · 05-14-16, 02:48 PM

Lol digs, I remember that shit.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-14-16, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

Shit you never thought you would read in one day...

1. Unable to post on the shitter at Kohls because wifi blocks it.

2. Another poster has a thread about shitting in Burger King and getting an infraction

Booyah! Maybe policies will change around here if Trump wins.

Who know...

**stealthyburrito** · 05-14-16, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

Shit you never thought you would read in one day...

1. Unable to post on the shitter at Kohls because wifi blocks it.

2. Another poster has a thread about shitting in Burger King and getting an infraction

If there's one post to put in a time capsule and dig up 100 years from now...this is it

**NrmlCurvSurfr** · 05-14-16, 02:52 PM

Time to upgrade to a data plan guys

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 05-14-16, 02:52 PM

Stealthy I'm really starting to worry about you. Come up to philly monday. Booya will be in town and we are getting beers. We really need to have a sit down with you

**Booya711** · 05-14-16, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Stealthy I'm really starting to worry about you. Come up to philly monday. Booya will be in town and we are getting beers. We really need to have a sit down with you

I approve this message...cmon up to philly and have some beers Stealthy

**stealthyburrito** · 05-14-16, 02:56 PM

Philly's a long drive. I may need to rest stop for a bathroom break. Any solid toilet locations with access to SBR on the way up from DC?

**Booya711** · 05-14-16, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Philly's a long drive. I may need to rest stop for a bathroom break. Any solid toilet locations with access to SBR on the way up from DC?

Take the train in pal

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 05-14-16, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Philly's a long drive. I may need to rest stop for a bathroom break. Any solid toilet locations with access to SBR on the way up from DC?

you'll be fine on Amtrak. They have a stellar safety rating in the northeast

**kidcudi92** · 05-14-16, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Cudder how often do you check into the hospital to take a dump?

just when my back breaks

**Booya711** · 05-14-16, 03:35 PM

When I implement wifi in hospitals, I am required to block gambling sites but I allow SBR only through a back door URL filter

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-14-16, 03:59 PM

Over the last two years, I've logged ~ 4 months of hospital living; thankfully they don't block SBR access.
They do block porn sites... but that's what downloads to the Hard Drive are for.

Just gotta make sure you time things right watching the DL's and don't get caught near a Vital Signs/BP check.

I use my data plan when I'm at the big retailers (Walmart blocks SBR, too)... I find reading SBR takes little data usage, relatively.

**The Kraken** · 05-14-16, 04:00 PM

SBR has set the precedent, now lets see if Stealthy and Diggity are equals

My guess is Stealthy doesn't get an infraction. I would be very upset if I were ddd

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-14-16, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

SBR has set the precedent, now lets see if Stealthy and Diggity are equals

My guess is Stealthy doesn't get an infraction. I would be very upset if I were ddd

**kidcudi92** · 05-14-16, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

When I implement wifi in hospitals, I am required to block gambling sites but I allow SBR only through a back door URL filter

Please Make Hospitals Degenerate Assessable Again

#DegenLivesMatter

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-14-16, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

SBR has set the precedent, now lets see if Stealthy and Diggity are equals

My guess is Stealthy doesn't get an infraction. I would be very upset if I were ddd

Excellent point on surface of things, but what SBR doesn't tell you is it's not really about the shitting itself, per se, that garners the infraction.

It's all about the "Ungodly Smell Level" (SBR-tm) that's left in its wake upon completion.

If the USL registers low on SBR's built-in website meters... NO INFRACTION.

If you bust the fukkin meters so bad like Daggers did that it takes down the SBR poker tourneys for that night... well, AUTOMATIC INFRACTION.

It's really as simple as that, fellas.

**stealthyburrito** · 05-14-16, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

just when my back breaks

Cudder I'm pretty sure I popped a couple of disks straining real hard from a mettlesome dried up pebble turd one time.

I was posting on SBR at the time, of course.

**jjgold** · 05-14-16, 05:13 PM

When you're having fun you should not be posting on the gambling forum anyway

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-14-16, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

When you're having fun you should not be posting on the gambling forum anyway

Hey Coach, how fun are your daily shits, pal?

**jjgold** · 05-14-16, 05:19 PM

Diggity we will block every fun site there is because you're not supposed to be on the gambling forum at a store, sporting events, hospital, government building… Techs are working on it as we speak this is my baby

**stealthyburrito** · 05-14-16, 05:31 PM

I was most certainly not having much fun. JJ how much fun can one have running into a retail store to take a crap? I hope I didn't give off the wrong impression with my OP

**Itsamazing777** · 05-14-16, 05:40 PM

When I was near death after my spleen removed I turned to Sbr for comfort in the hospital. Of course I received none. However since thst happened I focused on fantasy that night and won 2k.

**Bluehorseshoe** · 05-14-16, 05:42 PM

I bet you they don't block Transgender sites in their bathrooms!!!

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-14-16, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe

I bet you they don't block Transgender sites in their bathrooms!!!

Hey, you're right!
Went to test it down at my local Target just now and peteyloshak.ewww came up just fine.

**Smoke** · 05-14-16, 05:51 PM

**frankzig** · 05-14-16, 05:53 PM

pristine public crapper = Wegman's

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-14-16, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by frankzig

pristine public gloryhole = Corbin's

Can buy everything but the "pristine" part

**KVB** · 05-14-16, 06:02 PM

Well, this thread took off.