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**jjgold** · 05-01-16, 08:26 PM

**Smoke** · 05-01-16, 08:39 PM

Gaucher you know how this works

Pics or it never happened

**killawookie** · 05-01-16, 08:55 PM

Celebs and athletes are only as special as you make them, they just make more than you.

**gauchojake** · 05-01-16, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by killawookie

Celebs and athletes are only as special as you make them, they just make more than you.

ergo the point of this thread

**King Mayan** · 05-01-16, 09:10 PM

I have plenty

But my favorite is somehow ending up in Ron Jeremy's house party... That shit was bananas!!!!

**gauchojake** · 05-01-16, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

I have plenty

But my favorite is somehow ending up in Ron Jeremy's house party... That shit was bananas!!!!

I can only imagine. Was Verne Troyer there?

**Avenger_deux** · 05-01-16, 10:01 PM

Porn Night Karaoke. Hilarious.

**The Giant** · 05-01-16, 10:16 PM

Jake, quit making up stories. Derek Fisher was just spotted in Toronto at the Raptors game.

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 05-02-16, 12:24 AM

i saw ron jeremy back in the days in front of jerry's deli on ventura.

**gauchojake** · 05-11-16, 08:36 PM

Worked out with Fergie's husband this afternoon

**Smoke** · 05-11-16, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Worked out with Fergie's husband this afternoon

You lie!

**existential** · 05-11-16, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

i saw ron jeremy back in the days in front of jerry's deli on ventura.

that was the best Jerry's back in the day. an even better spot to see folks was Casa Vega on Ventura. haven't been to either in a while though after noticing the quality's really taken a hit at both.

**gauchojake** · 05-11-16, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

You lie!

Smokie one of my best buddies in the world was Paris Hilton's manager during her heyday. I would never lie about this stuff. It's just funny.

**SEAHAWKHARRY** · 05-11-16, 09:12 PM

Michael Anthony from van halen comes over to my parents house hes a member of their hot rod club . And they play Caleb Galen at sporting events and they live in Glendora a suburb of LA

IVE MET ALL PERIMETERS

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-11-16, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Smokie one of my best buddies in the world was Paris Hilton's manager during her heyday. I would never lie about this stuff. It's just funny.

Gaucher, did your bud ever hook you up with a quick finger-banging session with Paris Hilton?

**gauchojake** · 05-11-16, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Gaucher, did your bud ever hook you up with a quick finger-banging session with Paris Hilton?

no but I can assure you he got a shit ton of pussy that was out of his league because of her/his job

also traveled the world for basically free. that's not what this thread is about though diggity

**Russian Rocket** · 05-11-16, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Worked out with Fergie's husband this afternoon

Forget husband...I have a pic with Fergie backstage

**gauchojake** · 05-11-16, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Forget husband...I have a pic with Fergie backstage

Samo power couples rocky

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-11-16, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

no but I can assure you he got a shit ton of pussy that was out of his league because of her/his job

also traveled the world for basically free. that's not what this thread is about though diggity

Oh, I'm sorry Gaucher. I worked out at the same gym that Jean Claude Van Dam was working out in one day. Does that count?

I bumped into Kelsey Grammer at a gas station in Hollywood.

His now ex-wife was with him too.

**gauchojake** · 05-11-16, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Oh, I'm sorry Gaucher. I worked out at the same gym that Jean Claude Van Dam was working out in one day. Does that count?

I bumped into Kelsey Grammer at a gas station in Hollywood.

His now ex-wife was with him too.

That's what I am talking about

**Russian Rocket** · 05-11-16, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Samo power couples rocky

I'm sure you being local you already know that Venice GOLD's GYM is where you can a get a good dose of celeb sightings.

I once ran in to Arnold over there. Also saw Jay Leno at the light stop on Main St....wanted to race him, but he wasn't having it.

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 05-11-16, 09:58 PM

that's a bad boobjob jesus

**Russian Rocket** · 05-11-16, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Oh, I'm sorry Gaucher. I worked out at the same gym that Jean Claude Van Dam was working out in one day. Does that count?

I bumped into Kelsey Grammer at a gas station in Hollywood.

His now ex-wife was with him too.

speaking of Van Damme...have you guys seen his daughter as of late?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-11-16, 10:04 PM

Oh my... Gimme some of that Jean Claude daughter too.

**gauchojake** · 05-11-16, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

I'm sure you being local you already know that Venice GOLD's GYM is where you can a get a good dose of celeb sightings.

I once ran in to Arnold over there. Also saw Jay Leno at the light stop on Main St....wanted to race him, but he wasn't having it.

I saw Arnold a few weeks ago riding his bike down Main. I lived on Abbot Kinney for a number of years but never worked out at Golds but know that's def a hot spot.

**Russian Rocket** · 05-11-16, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

I saw Arnold a few weeks ago riding his bike down Main. I lived on Abbot Kinney for a number of years but never worked out at Golds but know that's def a hot spot.

I used to be regular at the 6:15AM spinning class at YAS Fitness on Abbot Kinney

Love that area

**Killer_Demo** · 05-11-16, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

I've lived in So Cal all but 3 years of my life and LA proper for 20 years. There are some funny times when you just see TMZ like shit and here is my thread for it. Obv don't Saloon this shit.

Today Matt Barnes and D Fish were at my son's pee wee football game. They stood on opposite sidelines and no fights broke out. Barnes wore some -- yoga pants. We won. SFO

Feel free to add your own stories. I think if we keep it sports related it belongs in PT

and then you woke up from you're heroin nodding junkie boy

**Smoke** · 05-11-16, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Oh, I'm sorry Gaucher. I worked out at the same gym that Jean Claude Van Dam was working out in one day. Does that count?

I bumped into Kelsey Grammer at a gas station in Hollywood.

His now ex-wife was with him too.

Oh wow

**gauchojake** · 05-11-16, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

I used to be regular at the 6:15AM spinning class at YAS Fitness on Abbot Kinney

Love that area

You probably worked out with my wife or her friends lol

That studio used to be owned by Perry Ferrell. One night there was a crazy party where he had a full blown circus in his place with fire eaters, trapeze artists, and all sorts of crazy shit. We were coming home from Voda or 217 or some shit and saw the line outside his place and decided to pull over and try to get in. We did and he dj'd until about 4 am. It was a surreal night.

**Russian Rocket** · 05-11-16, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

You probably worked out with my wife or her friends lol

That studio used to be owned by Perry Ferrell. One night there was a crazy party where he had a full blown circus in his place with fire eaters, trapeze artists, and all sorts of crazy shit. We were coming home from Voda or 217 or some shit and saw the line outside his place and decided to pull over and try to get in. We did and he dj'd until about 4 am. It was a surreal night.

yeah man...that area is always vibrant
many shops don't last there long though...not enough human traffic I guess

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-12-16, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Originally posted by Smoke

Oh wow

Calm down, Smoke.
Kelsey claims they went over a DECADE without sex.

She has Irritable Bowel Syndrome... so she never was a 3-input girl, anyway.

And... being we're name-dropping:
Out of the Army and going to school in Florida, I worked at a nice club as a doorman/bouncer: Athletes, actors, musicians, politicos all came in. Met many celebs there, too many to mention. One bizarre/funny story: I was saving a table for Mike Love and his entourage (he was gonna do a couple songs at the club then promote his upcoming show on the beach) -- he walks in with a recent Playboy Playmate, all the guys go ga-ga. I'm her bodyguard at the table while Mr. Beach Boy does his couple songs. Love finishes his 2 songs, says "Come to the show tomorrow!", whisks back to the table, grabs the Playmate and books.

I go to clear the table and this guy rushes up to me, literally panting: "That... that... that glass you're holding; SHE drank her drink from that glass... right?" "Oh, yeah", I say. "Ah dude... I gotta have that glass!", almost hyperventilating. "It really means that much to ya, huh?" I say... already trying to get the weird thoughts outta my head what he's planning to do with the Playmate's glass (think Auto Donk!). "Here, man... knock yourself out, I'll give it to ya." He runs back to his table where all his buddies start high-fiving him like he just butt-fukked her on the table while John Stagliano filmed it... bizarre.

Was at lots of well-known musician parties afterhours when the club closed for the night (much drugs, I personally seldom partook outside of the alcohol); I became very good friends w/ the owner of the club, he was also a fine musician. One of my favorite meets was (don't make fun of me!)... Esther Rolle. I was a big fan as a kid of "Good Times". She was a peach to me. HOF'er Larry Little was also a very nice guy.....

Yeah yeah yeah, I know, jaker... I should go start a Florida stories thread, ffs... I get it

**SharpAngles** · 05-12-16, 10:50 AM

Back around 08-09 I greased the brush 40 bucks to move me up the list for a 5/10 NL game Ben Affleck was sitting in at the commerce. Fkn list was 10 names deep and the drool puddles were very real. He got busted set over set for a huge pot and I got his seat when he took off

More recently, about a year ago maybe, I got Jennifer Tilly to 3 barrel me while holding a flopped boat and complain that I should've folded the river because her boat could've been bigger

Positive variance: took the money

Bad beat: She was wearing a turtleneck sweater

Countless poker pro stories but these are all I've got for "Hollywood"