1. 03-31-16 03:00 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Men I need your support trying to be assistant baseball moderator

    I need a lot of people on this thread to support me or I don't get the job so now is the time to show me you want to play ball and step up to the plate and have me as your assistant major-league baseball moderator
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  2. 03-31-16 03:02 PM #2
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    sorry, just filled that position....

    but you can send me your resume and I'll keep it on file....

    do have some "heavy" work if youre still gungho about the mafia lifestyle
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  3. 03-31-16 03:06 PM #3
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    Automan I'm not in the mood for your antics today I still haven't decided if I'm going to slap you around in Vegas in the restaurant just to show off and get your wife ticked at me

    You realize I did time man?
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  4. 03-31-16 03:09 PM #4
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    Do you know anything about baseball? Don't know if I can support you yet. You would have to convince me.
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  5. 03-31-16 03:12 PM #5
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    Johnny I read the newspapers every day handicapping wise I got to check my spreadsheet from last year it might not of been that great but I know the game I got coaching offers when I was 27 for a local JV team
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  6. 03-31-16 03:13 PM #6
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    How much of a cut are you giving me mate.
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  7. 03-31-16 03:16 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan I'm not in the mood for your antics today I still haven't decided if I'm going to slap you around in Vegas in the restaurant just to show off and get your wife ticked at me

    You realize I did time man?
    writing bad checks and stiffing your babymamma on child-support as if she was The Guys Back East who funded your last epic fail while trying to make it as a professional in Vegas, and winding up in the clink for doing so, hardly qualifies you as a hardened criminal with street cred......
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  8. 03-31-16 03:19 PM #8
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    Here's your support. GL trying to get that off of her.

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  9. 03-31-16 03:23 PM #9
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    You never posted winning plays for MLB. You just toss a coin and post your plays that way. My plays are better than yours.
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  10. 03-31-16 05:09 PM #10
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    Please help
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  11. 03-31-16 05:12 PM #11
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    JJ I will support you if you can answer some basic questions.

    What is the difference between a foul ball and a fly ball?

    What happens if a fly ball lands in the infield and the bases are loaded?
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  12. 03-31-16 05:13 PM #12
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    JJ can you name Tampa's rotation without looking it up?

    who is the Padres starting 2b?

    who is closing for Toronto?

    where did Austin Jackson sign?

    if you can't answer these things you don't pass the test
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  13. 03-31-16 05:43 PM #13
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    jj can i please get the money for the baseball cards I sold you.
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  14. 03-31-16 05:58 PM #14
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    I have a feeling that, much like the hockey moderator job, in which my sole qualification for it was that I had once nailed a bad-ass bitch who served me drinks at Austin Ice Bats games back in the day -- which nevertheless rendered me more qualified than Mr. Gold for that position, my best qualification for this current MLB assistant moderator job similarly renders me more qualified for it than Mr. Gold.....

    that best qualification being that after my divorce, I met and had all sorts of fun with a bad-ass redhead who was a "Bud Girl" (ie, on their Budweiser promo posters) from Tennessee, who prior to meeting me was dating a man who she thought was an insurance salesman here in H-town....

    well, one night, two of her male friends saw her and this man out on a date at a nice steakhouse.... one of them signaled to her, and she left the table and went over to her friends, who asked her what in the hell she was doing with a certain Astros pitcher, who was married, and sitting across the table from her.... She said she had no idea that he was "that guy," and told her friends that the pitcher had lied to her..... She told the pro off and left and never saw him again (or so she told me months later).....

    so, I have that connection to MLB, which renders me more qualified than one Mr. Gold....

    ps... I give a lot of credit to the pitcher for not simply using the "do you know who I am line" to tag away on the local talent..... he was a good lookin' guy with who retired with something like 148 wins, and could have had all the wool he wanted..... Guess he couldn't do it legit, being married and all.....
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  15. 03-31-16 06:02 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    JJ can you name Tampa's rotation without looking it up?

    who is the Padres starting 2b?

    who is closing for Toronto?

    where did Austin Jackson sign?

    if you can't answer these things you don't pass the test
    Archer, Smyly, Moore, Odorizzi.. can't think of the 5th

    Spangenberg

    Roberto Osuna just beat out Drew Storen

    White Sox
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  16. 03-31-16 06:03 PM #16
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    Astro for moderator
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  17. 03-31-16 06:07 PM #17
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    Blazer no
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  18. 03-31-16 06:09 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Please help
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  19. 03-31-16 06:11 PM #19
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    I support you if you give keep posting winners
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  20. 03-31-16 06:16 PM #20
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    JJ

    When was the last time you posted anything that was helpful

    You're spreadsheet is a disaster

    Start picking winners and I'll advocate for you to be baseball mod
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  21. 03-31-16 06:18 PM #21
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    JJ you have the my official Carlton Banks endorsement.
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  22. 03-31-16 06:41 PM #22
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    if you post 20 plays the first week of MLB and win 60% I will support you if you fail to win 60% you must quit posting forever. Do we have a deal ?
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  23. 03-31-16 07:13 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigBick86 View Post
    I support you if you give keep posting winners
    keep????

    has he ever????

    I must've missed this....
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  24. 03-31-16 07:42 PM #24
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    Jj I do not support you
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  25. 03-31-16 07:45 PM #25
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    It is not about picking winners

    It is about moderating
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  26. 03-31-16 08:02 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I need a lot of people on this thread to support me or I don't get the job so now is the time to show me you want to play ball and step up to the plate and have me as your assistant major-league baseball moderator
    You don't want that job. It's beneath you.

    Go back to hockey.
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  27. 03-31-16 08:20 PM #27
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  28. 03-31-16 08:21 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post

    Ahhhhhhhh Fawk.
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  29. 03-31-16 08:26 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Astro for moderator
    Just because some clown can google can't make him moderator
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  30. 03-31-16 08:26 PM #30
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    need 200 responses
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  31. 03-31-16 08:28 PM #31
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    I stand in support of the promotion or sideways hire whichever it is considered.
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  32. 03-31-16 08:31 PM #32
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    Would love to have you onboard pal.
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  33. 03-31-16 08:37 PM #33
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    any fool can see how he turned hockey betting around

    guy was undefeated on posted plays during his tenure 2-0

    think this would be a good look for Coach
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  34. 03-31-16 09:17 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    need 200 responses
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  35. 03-31-16 09:20 PM #35
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    I will support you if you promise to stay in baseball forum for whole summer.
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