Will there be a terrorist attack on Christmas Day

**cala56** · 12-24-15, 07:25 AM

Are you crazy?

**El Nino** · 12-24-15, 07:26 AM

No. Quit being a morbid fukk.

**dfish** · 12-24-15, 07:29 AM

I'd be more worried over '96 Oldsmobiles

**The Giant** · 12-24-15, 07:31 AM

If there is a terroristic attack, do the hired actors get paid double due to it being a holiday?

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by El Nino

No. Quit being a morbid fukk.

I'm not being morbid, the reality is a terrorist attack onChristmas Day wouldn't be worst that one on any other day, the reaults are the same and I doubt the people invilved are thinking "Damn niqqa,you shot me on Christmas? Fawkkkk you pal"

Its a real possibility I believe. Too many lone wolfs, pissed off black people, pissed off Muslims, racist whites, PMS'ing women

Its a dangerous world Nino, even on Christmas

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

If there is a terroristic attack, do the hired actors get paid double due to it being a holiday?

Im probably not the beat person to ask, but I know a guy.

Gun to my head, they're at least getting time and a half to die on Christmas but double time should be the standard

Are they unionized?

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 07:48 AM

The fukk you guys doing up so early?

**agendaman** · 12-24-15, 07:55 AM

this world needs another alexander the great I guarantee you that ISIS etc. would no longer be a problem

**rkelly110** · 12-24-15, 07:56 AM

Krack man........noooooo!

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 08:01 AM

Kelly let me go on record and say that I sure hope not, but as I said earlier, it's a statement day, and crowds gather now on Christmas day. You telling me IsIS wouldn't LOVE to claim an attack on America on Christmas?

Remember growing up and NOTHING on Christmas Day was open? you had to just chill around the house, get drunk and enjoy the family. Or go outside and do chores, usually shoveling snow or hauling off tree branches from a recent ice storm. There were no movie theaters open, CVS and Walgreens weren't even around, 7-11 might have been the only place still open, maybe not. Times have changed

Now its business as usual on xmas, and that leads to opportunity

**The Giant** · 12-24-15, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

The fukk you guys doing up so early?

I'm up brainstorming ways to get out of Christmas festivities.

Google isn't as handy as you'd think.

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 08:05 AM

Hmmm, thats why you have SBR

Under the weather? Flu is going around, you got chills, body aches, a few coughs here and there, a hot shower, act like a baby and Nobody will want you around, especially if can sneeze in the turkey
game over

My fav is to take a hot shower and bundle up in warm blankets, turn the heater up a bit, check my temp and inevitably and unsurprisingly its always 99.8 or so

Poor mrs krack doesnt get it

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 12-24-15, 08:10 AM

Give me odds. Let's wager some points. I say no.

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 08:12 AM

I have two points a day to wager

I would be willing to take nothing less than +3000

And thats a bargain considering on most days it's probably +300,000

So -5000, +3,000

But for the first two points, must be settled on 12/26, I'll give you +\-100, straight up 2 points

**El Nino** · 12-24-15, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

I'm not being morbid, the reality is a terrorist attack onChristmas Day wouldn't be worst that one on any other day, the reaults are the same and I doubt the people invilved are thinking "Damn niqqa,you shot me on Christmas? Fawkkkk you pal"

Its a real possibility I believe. Too many lone wolfs, pissed off black people, pissed off Muslims, racist whites, PMS'ing women

Its a dangerous world Nino, even on Christmas

Yes you are being morbid, and you are being naive. You said "Terrorist Attack" so, terrorists are going to plan an attack on Christmas, when every Federal building is closed, there are no major events, people are with their families or on the road traveling? What are they going to do, bomb a 7-11 or Walmart? Common pal, be smarter than that. It would literally be the worst time to plan an attack. Malls crawling with security and off duty LEO's earning OT. Airports busy and fully staffed. If you want to live in fear of some random fukk head with an AR-15, or some pissed off blacks, then it's going to be a long life for you. Maybe move to Iceland.

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 08:16 AM

Ironically, youmre the one being naive

Federal buildings? Thats not how terrorist attacks are done anymore, too much security, explosives involved, thats a once in a decade type of thing

And uit acting like everyone is sitting around the fireplace sipping cider, and join the 21st century Nino, eveything is open on Christmas, there are crowds everywhere

When it happens you'll realize how naive you were

Merry Christmas pal

**rkelly110** · 12-24-15, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Kelly let me go on record and say that I sure hope not, but as I said earlier, it's a statement day, and crowds gather now on Christmas day. You telling me IsIS wouldn't LOVE to claim an attack on America on Christmas?

Remember growing up and NOTHING on Christmas Day was open? you had to just chill around the house, get drunk and enjoy the family. Or go outside and do chores, usually shoveling snow or hauling off tree branches from a recent ice storm. There were no movie theaters open, CVS and Walgreens weren't even around, 7-11 might have been the only place still open, maybe not. Times have changed

Now its business as usual on xmas, and that leads to opportunity

Well, lately shit has been going down on Fridays. Plus a full moon and a religious holiday.....maybe.

If people wouldn't go to those stores on a holiday, they wouldn't be open, but then again to some, the dollar
is their god.

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 08:20 AM

Kelly, mrs Krken and I won't be at those atores, i hope you and yours won't be either

Let Christmas 2015 be a retro Christmas, stay home and enjoy just being

**The Giant** · 12-24-15, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Hmmm, thats why you have SBR

Under the weather? Flu is going around, you got chills, body aches, a few coughs here and there, a hot shower, act like a baby and Nobody will want you around, especially if can sneeze in the turkey
game over

My fav is to take a hot shower and bundle up in warm blankets, turn the heater up a bit, check my temp and inevitably and unsurprisingly its always 99.8 or so

Poor mrs krack doesnt get it

Sickness is the leading candidate. I'm just not sure if we're going to pin it on me or my girlfriend.

We're hoping to go see a double feature at the movies. Star Wars and Concussion. I'm a little worried about the terrorism striking now, thanks to you. Hopefully she'll be able to calm my nerves with a handjob while one of these third world nation members are decapitating me.

By the way, I only go to the movies if there are two I'm willing to see. I love giving the guy that rips the ticket the head fake, and then sneaking off into the second movie for free. It's very +EV that way.

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 08:23 AM

Handjobs while being decapitated are very underrated

Kinda like the choke game, or pleasure asphyxiation

Giant I trust in your judgement to stay safe tomorrow, and your ability to dodge the festivities, you gotta do you pal cuz being a pimp isn't a job, but a lifestyle

They need to appreciate

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

Give me odds. Let's wager some points. I say no.

Where'd you go? We on for the 26th or what?

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 08:25 AM

Alright everyone have a merry day, Krakens off to the gym, then work, be back tonight

Somenes gotta kee you sick fukks alive

**opie1988** · 12-24-15, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Sickness is the leading candidate. I'm just not sure if we're going to pin it on me or my girlfriend.

We're hoping to go see a double feature at the movies. Star Wars and Concussion. I'm a little worried about the terrorism striking now, thanks to you. Hopefully she'll be able to calm my nerves with a handjob while one of these third world nation members are decapitating me.

By the way, I only go to the movies if there are two I'm willing to see. I love giving the guy that rips the ticket the head fake, and then sneaking off into the second movie for free. It's very +EV that way.

"Girlfriend"

This fukkin guy!!

Ok. Sure, pal. Whatever you say.

**El Nino** · 12-24-15, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Ironically, youmre the one being naive

Federal buildings? Thats not how terrorist attacks are done anymore, too much security, explosives involved, thats a once in a decade type of thing

And uit acting like everyone is sitting around the fireplace sipping cider, and join the 21st century Nino, eveything is open on Christmas, there are crowds everywhere

When it happens you'll realize how naive you were

Merry Christmas pal

Ok, well if you want to say San Bernadino was a terrorist attack, then there is a terrorist attack in Chicago every weekend. As far as everything being open on Christmas Day...not so much. Drive around and give me a report. Anything other than Walmart/some sort of gas station/7-11/CVS is going to be closed almost nationwide. I guess casinos for the degens? Literally the worst day to plan an attack.

**The Giant** · 12-24-15, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

"Girlfriend"

This fukkin guy!!

Ok. Sure, pal. Whatever you say.

Stop that.

Just because her name is Steve doesn't mean she can't be my girlfriend.

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 12-24-15, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Where'd you go? We on for the 26th or what?

2 points a day? Hmmmmmm

**brooks85** · 12-24-15, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by cala56

Are you crazy?

he is just stupid. Have you seen his previous post or better yet look for contact between him and I. Watch him crash and burn over and over.

**The Kraken** · 12-24-15, 09:20 AM

Brooks you have nothing to offer me, intellectually or otherwise, so I generally ifnore you.

Your MO is simple, come in a thread, change the subject and name call. atthat, you're very good. Otherwise, you're lame

**briedward** · 12-24-15, 09:22 AM

I wish ISIS would blow up shit in my hometown so that U2 would come and give a concert.

**brooks85** · 12-24-15, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Brooks you have nothing to offer me, intellectually or otherwise, so I generally ifnore you.

Your MO is simple, come in a thread, change the subject and name call. atthat, you're very good. Otherwise, you're lame

don't forget I also like to remind you of your logical failures I have proven;

Global warming I mean climate change
Minimum wage increase
the fact you're a coward

in fact from what kraken has told us you can bet if there was a terrorist attack and kraken was around he would be running like a bitch.

Originally posted by The Kraken

Alright everyone have a merry day, Krakens off to the gym, then work, be back tonight

Somenes gotta kee you sick fukks alive

yeah work on that cardio

**jjgold** · 12-24-15, 09:38 AM

No Terrow attacks happen at unpredicted times

**Mr KLC** · 12-24-15, 09:54 AM

This comes up every year. Hasn't happened yet, so won't believe it until I see it.

**Russian Rocket** · 12-24-15, 10:00 AM

Mama Russia will keep you safe

Happy festivities to you and your fam Krakalakin

**Fishhead** · 12-24-15, 10:18 AM

More likely to happen on Jesus birthday, not Christmas.