How To Pick Up A Chick At A Night Club: Video

**Vegas39** · 12-10-15, 06:11 PM

**BIGDAY** · 12-10-15, 06:15 PM

Oh FAWK

jj, watch for my "top of Vail mountain" videos this weekend.

**THam12** · 12-10-15, 06:16 PM

Without seeing vid:
Is step one to have hair or wear hair piece?

**t-wizzle** · 12-10-15, 06:18 PM

Lmaooooooo

**IlluminatedOne** · 12-10-15, 06:22 PM

Is this the same cat who also said he has not been laid in the last 14 years

**existential** · 12-10-15, 06:23 PM

that wood paneling

**grease lightnin** · 12-10-15, 06:23 PM

Double-breasted, tucked in.

**Jeffie** · 12-10-15, 06:24 PM

I was in tears when JJ started waving at everyone. LMAO

**Vegas39** · 12-10-15, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by Jeffie

I was in tears when JJ started waving at everyone. LMAO

Minor letdown he didn't open beer after shaking it for 5 minutes

**jjgold** · 12-10-15, 06:31 PM

Vegas39 I have one more beer video next week

SBR might approve

Serious guys this is how you should act a club

**Vegas39** · 12-10-15, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Vegas39 I have one more beer video next week

SBR might approve

Serious guys this is how you should act a club

stop with the beer videos. Unless Booya sent you package from Chicago.

The $3 Budweiser mugs a nice tops over the fake bricks

**packerd_00** · 12-10-15, 06:40 PM

JJ what kind of get up have you got on mate.

**Seto** · 12-10-15, 06:58 PM

**Auto Donk** · 12-10-15, 07:34 PM

a few random thoughts after watching this video.....

1. right off the bat, this vid, following my thread earlier today about recognizing JJ, in which I mentioned his "bad wardrobe," indicates I really struck a chord, prompting him to roll out this dated double-breasted bullshit he's sportin'

2. gloves in the club scare more babes than attract them; babes think "OJ"...... they think, "what's this penetrate hiding? burn scars?" they think, "Is he going to kill me?"

3. fancy drink "seven and seven"...... LOL..... TRY THIS, JJ: "Bombay Saphire martini, slightly dirty, two olives" and don't yell it across the room, as you've already proven you're an absolute tool with the entry song (a pipe dream, btw) and the scary gloves and stupid shades in the club (which I'll get to next) -- last thing you need to be doing in this get up is yelling at people...... they'll think you're a methed-up psycho.....

4. shades.... in the club.... you ain't no rapper, my niqqa..... get rid of those.... any woman really interested in bangin' you, unless you happen to be a big-name rapper with bottle service and a huge entourage, is gonna want to see your eyes..... babes avoid shade-wearing tools like the plague in the club......

5. the ultimate douche in the club, scott "kardashiho bangin'" dissick, thinks you're a douchebag........

6. and lastly, you forgot to type the word "not" after the word "how" in the title of this disaster....

**pavyracer** · 12-10-15, 07:43 PM

The best way to pick up a chick at a night club is make a video at home by a guy who doesn't go out at clubs.

**JMon** · 12-10-15, 07:45 PM

Lololol

**DOM_Toretto** · 12-10-15, 08:01 PM

Lmao at title even before I watch the vid

**Seaweed** · 12-10-15, 08:08 PM

JJ we should go out together

**mpaschal34** · 12-10-15, 08:13 PM

A guy that hasn't been laid in forever is telling us how to meet women (or should I say broads).

**The Giant** · 12-10-15, 08:21 PM

Good video, but it's old. Real old. I'm pretty sure I detected some hair.

**CappinTerp** · 12-10-15, 08:23 PM

Have not watched video yet,but will. The best way to pick up a chick......is to say : Woman are you happy to see me or did you just sit in a puddle ?

**jjgold** · 12-10-15, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Good video, but it's old. Real old. I'm pretty sure I detected some hair.

I never released it...about 14 months ago

Giant it works man ,,you ahve not been laid in a very long time

Try it

**The Giant** · 12-10-15, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I never released it...about 14 months ago

Giant it works man ,,you ahve not been laid in a very long time

Try it

I think it was older than that. I heard a math.com reference.

Going to try this technique tonight at the clubs. Will report back.

**jjgold** · 12-10-15, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

I think it was older than that. I heard a math.com reference.

Going to try this technique tonight at the clubs. Will report back.

14 months ..positive..yeh I made video for him..still talk to him daily

**The Kraken** · 12-10-15, 09:12 PM

Nice chair JJ

Restoration Hardware, runs about $3,000

Got on in sittin in the living room, love it

**jjgold** · 12-10-15, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Nice chair JJ

Restoration Hardware, runs about $3,000

Got on in sittin in the living room, love it

yeh..old school

I do not dress fancy either

Low key

**pavyracer** · 12-10-15, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

yeh..old school

I do not dress fancy either

Low key

Women at night clubs get picked by guys who shop sweat pants at Kmart and are low key because this is the best way to impress a chick at a club. Dressed like a bum and be quiet.

**Antibet** · 12-10-15, 10:08 PM

I witness guys hitting on chicks on the beach every day. Looks is the key, good body is a must

**jjgold** · 12-10-15, 10:51 PM

antibet what are your stats??

**Antibet** · 12-10-15, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

antibet what are your stats??

Not very impressive, but good enough to be a sugar daddy for some poor girl from a third world country

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 12-10-15, 11:01 PM

Coach, where were you living back then?

**sweethook** · 12-10-15, 11:09 PM

j j you need to add a star a leading man to your vids. its always just you sir.

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 12-10-15, 11:14 PM

wtf is this shit? jj just watch calito's way or something? jj, you're dressed like benny blanco from the bronx.

**packerd_00** · 12-10-15, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

a few random thoughts after watching this video.....

1. right off the bat, this vid, following my thread earlier today about recognizing JJ, in which I mentioned his "bad wardrobe," indicates I really struck a chord, prompting him to roll out this dated double-breasted bullshit he's sportin'

2. gloves in the club scare more babes than attract them; babes think "OJ"...... they think, "what's this penetrate hiding? burn scars?" they think, "Is he going to kill me?"

3. fancy drink "seven and seven"...... LOL..... TRY THIS, JJ: "Bombay Saphire martini, slightly dirty, two olives" and don't yell it across the room, as you've already proven you're an absolute tool with the entry song (a pipe dream, btw) and the scary gloves and stupid shades in the club (which I'll get to next) -- last thing you need to be doing in this get up is yelling at people...... they'll think you're a methed-up psycho.....

4. shades.... in the club.... you ain't no rapper, my niqqa..... get rid of those.... any woman really interested in bangin' you, unless you happen to be a big-name rapper with bottle service and a huge entourage, is gonna want to see your eyes..... babes avoid shade-wearing tools like the plague in the club......

5. the ultimate douche in the club, scott "kardashiho bangin'" dissick, thinks you're a douchebag........

6. and lastly, you forgot to type the word "not" after the word "how" in the title of this disaster....

Well be hearing about this guy on Americas Most Wanted.