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    ebe make a video with your roomie

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    Ebe make the next one about a girl from the wrong side of the tracks that you help to success and fall for but she won't sleep with you.

    Why do all your tales have the common thread that the girl won't sleep with you. Complex issues or small peter making you self conscious?

    Change it up, every once in a while you need to get the girl.

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    Just stick it in her ebe you know you want to

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    Ebe, just go to Las Vegas: gamble, drink and do drugs for several days in a row. Then take tons of herbal viagra and go to brothel. If she comes to the hospital to visit you, then it's your girl and you should marry her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    You are sharp sir

    She freely admits to "having her whole life planned out"
    And when you freely admit you don't measure up you won't have to create threads about this.

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    most men are suckers when it comes to a woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by ByeShea View Post
    She clearly has a plan.

    I would ignore her until she comes home drunk on a Friday or Saturday night, that's when you keep the party going.
    Just ignore Shea, only thing he knows about women comes from his relatives.
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    Ebe has little luck with women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    What do you guys think of such a woman? Someone who would not be able to respect or marry or even date a dude who bets sports for a living.

    To be more specific, this girl has even said she wouldnt marry a man who wasnt either a doctor, dentist, financial advisor, or lawyer. LOL.

    Ok this girl is also my roommate and I would like to bang her. She is a law student and also has a job in a law office where she is learning and supposedly will eventually take over the firm.

    She is a good girl and honestly marriage type material etc but freely admits to the fact that her mate would have to have a solid career, be educated etc so he could be a solid role model to her kids and all this blah blah blah.

    I think I am done spending time and talking with her because it looks like this wont end well.

    penetrate it she aint even that hot really anyway.
    I'd say she is a catch. Step your game up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    I'd say she is a catch. Step your game up.
    Naw, she seems to have entitlement issues.. She says, "I want to be with a Doctor or Lawyer, blaa, blaa blaa.." I know the kind, they end up miserable, fat, single and get a small dog which they then baby and spoil for companionship later on in life..

    I'd say to her - listen sweetie I want a toilet made out of solid gold also but it's just not in the cards.. Be happy with what you can get and not with what you want or you'll be single for a long long time....

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    Quote Originally Posted by trobin31 View Post
    Just ignore Shea, only thing he knows about women comes from his relatives.
    Please.

    Women are about money. They are wired to be selective and towards a man who can provide security.

    You're wired for porno and don't know the first thing about a woman (at least a woman worth keeping). Don't take this as an insult, maybe it's good. Your vat of Jergens will never pick ridiculous arguments with you or bleed your accounts dry.

    So I encourage you to cherish your freedom, but stfu about things you don't understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    What do you guys think of such a woman? Someone who would not be able to respect or marry or even date a dude who bets sports for a living.

    To be more specific, this girl has even said she wouldnt marry a man who wasnt either a doctor, dentist, financial advisor, or lawyer. LOL.

    Ok this girl is also my roommate and I would like to bang her. She is a law student and also has a job in a law office where she is learning and supposedly will eventually take over the firm.

    She is a good girl and honestly marriage type material etc but freely admits to the fact that her mate would have to have a solid career, be educated etc so he could be a solid role model to her kids and all this blah blah blah.

    I think I am done spending time and talking with her because it looks like this wont end well.

    penetrate it she aint even that hot really anyway.
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    1. This is NOT the place to go to for relationship advice

    2. You're not a gambling pro, and you shouldn't aim to be

    3. If you want a girl who is cool with your gambling, you'll probably both end up broke sooner rather than later. No smart girl is looking for a pro gambler

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    Quote Originally Posted by ByeShea View Post
    Please.

    Women are about money. They are wired to be selective and towards a man who can provide security.

    You're wired for porno and don't know the first thing about a woman (at least a woman worth keeping). Don't take this as an insult, maybe it's good. Your vat of Jergens will never pick ridiculous arguments with you or bleed your accounts dry.

    So I encourage you to cherish your freedom, but stfu about things you don't understand.
    inaccurate

    the average women even if hot is with a broke loser or just a middle class guy

    Most people are not rich Son especially under 50

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    the average women even if hot is with a broke loser or just a middle class guy
    Hot women with options do NOT seek out broke losers. Not even average women do. It's unhealthy for anyone here, particularly broke losers, to harbor such foolish notions. Fat unstable women, however, will give such gentlemen the green light - and don't mock, there are some value plays there.

    I'm not saying broke losers can't fool hot women, but I am saying that committed gamblers are useless for relationship advice, much like a Celine Dion Fan Messageboard would be for handicapping college football.

    I can provide valuable advice on what NOT to do, if anyone needs it. But on how to build a positive loving relationship with an awesome woman? I can't help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROFLcopter View Post
    1. This is NOT the place to go to for relationship advice

    2. You're not a gambling pro, and you shouldn't aim to be

    3. If you want a girl who is cool with your gambling, you'll probably both end up broke sooner rather than later. No smart girl is looking for a pro gambler
    Haters gonna hate.. Numbers don't lie and I'm sure many quality women in this world wouldn't mind hooking up with these pro gamblers in the link below..

    http://www.ranker.com/list/richest-p...orld/pokerpete

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    So many hot girls in Vegas with tons of Vegas losers that have no money

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