What are your bold predictions for the 2015 NFL season?

[The Giant]

- The Packers will beat the Colts in the Super Bowl.
- The Seahawks will come out on a mission, possibly going undefeated in the regular season.
- The 49ers will be undervalued to start the season. Bet on them.
- The Bills, Vikings, Texans, and Raiders will all be vastly improved.
- Tom Brady will teabag Roger Goodell's wife at some point this season. Gisele will watch, while playing with herself.
- RG3 will have a decent season, but the Redskins will still suck.
- Cam Newton will get arrested this season.
- An unnamed player will murder his wife, girlfriend, or mistress. It'll make the Aaron Hernandez story look like jaywalking.
- There'll be numerous players charged with PED use. A big named starting quarterback, too. Possibly Big Ben.
- Michael Sam will come out with shocking revelations about having sex with multiple NFL players. Teddy Bridgwater will be nervous about his name being exposed.
- The Cincinnati Bengals will fail to win a playoff game, again. In spite of that, Marvin Lewis will be given a five-year extension.
- Sam Bradford will have a huge season for the Eagles, if healthy. His health will be determined by Tim Tebow praying hard enough.
- Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariata will both struggle. One will be too dumb, the other won't have the necessary arm strength. Amari Cooper will be the rookie of the year.

That's all for now.

[lilpete]

- The Packers will beat the Colts in the Super Bowl.
- The Seahawks will come out on a mission, possibly going undefeated in the regular season.
- The 49ers will be undervalued to start the season. Bet on them.
- The Bills, Vikings, Texans, and Raiders will all be vastly improved.
- Tom Brady will teabag Roger Goodell's wife at some point this season. Gisele will watch, while playing with herself.
- RG3 will have a decent season, but the Redskins will still suck.
- Cam Newton will get arrested this season.
- An unnamed player will murder his wife, girlfriend, or mistress. It'll make the Aaron Hernandez story look like jaywalking.
- There'll be numerous players charged with PED use. A big named starting quarterback, too. Possibly Big Ben.
- Michael Sam will come out with shocking revelations about having sex with multiple NFL players. Teddy Bridgwater will be nervous about his name being exposed.
- The Cincinnati Bengals will fail to win a playoff game, again. In spite of that, Marvin Lewis will be given a five-year extension.
- Sam Bradford will have a huge season for the Eagles, if healthy. His health will be determined by Tim Tebow praying hard enough.
- Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariata will both struggle. One will be too dumb, the other won't have the necessary arm strength. Amari Cooper will be the rookie of the year.

That's all for now.

thanks i hope ur right about packers

[BIGDAY]

Vikings win 10+ games this season.

[Bostongambler]

Pats will win the SB again.

[dfish]

Tom Brady will teabag Roger Goodell's wife at some point this season. Gisele will watch, while playing with herself.

And

Pats will win the SB again.

[klemopixx]

Cardinals have an epic season only to have it ruined by Carson Palmer going down to injury in the first playoff game.
To me that's always the storyline for every season. Any team is susceptible to a mediocre season if they get one or two key injuries. Seahawks defense might struggle early.

[hugh_jorgan]

1) Rams win NFC West
2) Chiefs win AFC West
3) Cowboys win SB
4) Angelito and Edgar go undefeated with their NFL picks

[innovation]

JPP will grow back his finger after a trip to Mexico

JJ watt will go both ways.....Michael Sam will end his life misreading the headlines

Jim Harbaugh will be caught masterbating to film of himself in khakis yelling

NFL balls will have a NASCAR Pitt crew attendant checking psi in between plays

the state of Missouri will be tested for HGH laced drinking water

Justin Blackmon, Ray Rice, Aldon Smith, will find themselves on a short bus driven by Tebow and visit Aaron Hernandez

stock in Kleenex will skyrocket when Seahawk fans cry endlessly along with their players

[DOM_Toretto]

Indy wins SB
Pitt wins AFC North
Ameer Abdullah wins ROTY
Tom Brady gets arrested after a slew of dark dirty shit comes up in court while he fights deflate gate
And NFL player is involved in a murder

[BarkingToad]

Kaepernick will be an elite Qb

[Vegas39]

Kaepernick will be an elite Qb

[hugh_jorgan]

Kaepernick will be an elite Qb

Well, he did ask for bold predictions, and that is certainly bold.

As for some of the other predictions in here ... perhaps the posters didn't recognize the word "BOLD" in the title.

[Big Bear]

Panthers will win the Super Bowl

Cam Newton will win MVP.

JETS will win AFC East.

WR Devin Smith for the Jets will win ROY.

[hugh_jorgan]

Panthers will win the Super Bowl

Cam Newton will win MVP.

JETS will win AFC East.

WR Devin Smith for the Jets will win ROY.

Bear ... there's a fine line between "bold" and delusional

[Big Bear]

Bear ... there's a fine line between "bold" and delusional

i will bump dis thread when it happen bruh

[slacker00]

Kaepernick will be an elite Qb

I'll go with Jay Cutler. I know. But if Romo could go from goat to GOAT last year, Cutler can do it this year.

[ByeShea]

- The Packers will beat the Colts in the Super Bowl.
- The Seahawks will come out on a mission, possibly going undefeated in the regular season.
- The 49ers will be undervalued to start the season. Bet on them.
- The Bills, Vikings, Texans, and Raiders will all be vastly improved.
- Tom Brady will teabag Roger Goodell's wife at some point this season. Gisele will watch, while playing with herself.
- RG3 will have a decent season, but the Redskins will still suck.
- Cam Newton will get arrested this season.
- An unnamed player will murder his wife, girlfriend, or mistress. It'll make the Aaron Hernandez story look like jaywalking.
- There'll be numerous players charged with PED use. A big named starting quarterback, too. Possibly Big Ben.
- Michael Sam will come out with shocking revelations about having sex with multiple NFL players. Teddy Bridgwater will be nervous about his name being exposed.
- The Cincinnati Bengals will fail to win a playoff game, again. In spite of that, Marvin Lewis will be given a five-year extension.
- Sam Bradford will have a huge season for the Eagles, if healthy. His health will be determined by Tim Tebow praying hard enough.
- Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariata will both struggle. One will be too dumb, the other won't have the necessary arm strength. Amari Cooper will be the rookie of the year.

That's all for now.

Thanks. I hope you're right about Tom Brady.

[OckertCR]

The colts will suck

[Mr KLC]

Get used to hearing this phrase in 2015, "Carr to Cooper!".

[CWD]

nfc championship game will have 2 openly gay starting QBs for second year in a row

[Jeffie]

Dolphins will go 16-0 and win the super bowl.

Chargers will win less than 4 games

Garoppolo will throw 15 interceptions in 4 games

Cruz will have a season ending injury again.

If Darren McFadden gets starting job over randle he will rush for 1500 yards.

I will gain 100 pounds total when season ends from eating food on Sunday's.

[adila1401]

Seahawks will have a down year

[d2bets]

- Seahawks miss the playoffs
- Jacksonville wins more than 3 games
- Andrew Luck wins MVP
- Alshon Jeffery leads NFL in receptions and receiving yards
- RG3 makes it through the season
- Mettenberger over Mariotta
- Rodgers QB Rating is under 100

[marcoloco]

- Seahawks miss the playoffs
- Jacksonville wins more than 3 games
- Andrew Luck wins MVP
- Alshon Jeffery leads NFL in receptions and receiving yards
- RG3 makes it through the season
- Mettenberger over Mariotta
- Rodgers QB Rating is under 100

I like those ones!

[seaborneq]

Chargers will blow chunks this year. Rivers is finished.

[ttwarrior1]

AFC rookie of the year: Philip Dorsett
NFC : Ameer Abdullah
100 + rec for Eddie Royal of the Bears
Broncos over the Steelers 45 to 38 in Afc championship
Packers over Cowboys after Romo throws a interception returned for a td in the last minute
A NFL crips member will pull out his rooster at the female coach and ref and she will enjoy the 14 inches
later that night.
Dolphins win the AFC East. Buffalo finishes 2nd
CJ Anderson loses his starting job
Troy Aikman will come out as gay during a live broadcast and starting dating Michael Sam and they will go into the horse business.

[BigDeem5]

Packers go 13-3 and win SB

Patriots go 9-7

Johnny Manziel plays well in 6-8 starts

The Saints shock people and win their division

Cowboys go 7-9

[TheSideBet]

Carolina wins the NFC South

Mariotta does a decent job in Nashville

Jameis won't hold up with that supporting roster in Tampa

Houston wins the AFC South, Indy misses out

Bengals get over the hump

Cowboys win the East

Tebow fever will come and go yet again

Manning might retire after this season in Denver

Johnny Football flies the straight and narrow in Cleveland this year in hopes of getting another chance with another team

Raiders will improve for a change

Overall this will be a fun year in the NFL. Super Bowl prediction: Houston vs Green Bay!

How bold is that prophecy?

[GUMMO77]

By week three my wife will be annoyed with NFL football and keep asking me do things with her outside the house under the guise that "she forgot it's football season".

Latinas and the guilt they put on men.

[GUMMO77]

And the Vikings will let me down .............again.

[slacker00]

Carolina wins the NFC South

Mariotta does a decent job in Nashville

Jameis won't hold up with that supporting roster in Tampa

Houston wins the AFC South, Indy misses out

Bengals get over the hump

Cowboys win the East

Tebow fever will come and go yet again

Manning might retire after this season in Denver

Johnny Football flies the straight and narrow in Cleveland this year in hopes of getting another chance with another team

Raiders will improve for a change

Overall this will be a fun year in the NFL. Super Bowl prediction: Houston vs Green Bay!

How bold is that prophecy?

Houston is a bold pick: +450 to win division, +5500 to win the SB. The rest is sorta chalky.

[Honeybadger44]

Raiders and Cardinals winning their divisions.

Marcus Peters defensive rookie of the year.

[Big Bear]

Raiders and Cardinals winning their divisions.

Marcus Peters defensive rookie of the year.

who the hell is marcus peters?

what position?

what team?

where he play his college ball?

is he white or is he a brotha?

[The Giant]

Good stuff, guys!

Here are a few more:

- Andrew Luck wins the MVP award, and it isn't even close.
- Blake Bortles turns out to be a top-tier quarterback.
- Adrian Peterson will dominate in his return, but will be vilified along the way.
- The Browns will get the first pick in the 2016 Draft. (Sorry Deemer)
- Lakerboy pulls out the first ever $5 million NFL wager on SBR.
- Seaweed will continue to add arsenals to his handicapping team when he visits a monastery.
- T-wizzle will be the most hated man once again when football season rolls around. He won't care.
- The winner of Beat The Prick will be a non-pro no one has ever heard of. They'll end up not turning pro, and never be heard from again.
- Al Michaels will say something inappropriate on the air and get in trouble.

[eidolon]

Cleveland wins it all!









Is that bold enough for ya?