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**stevenash** · 07-09-25, 03:16 PM

^
Too funny

**unde0087** · 07-09-25, 05:10 PM

Crisis adverted the game has been postponed

**Optional** · 07-09-25, 06:22 PM

**newton0038** · 07-09-25, 06:30 PM

I hear Diddy has got his seized lube returned, have the ESPN/Mets freak off at his place.

**unde0087** · 07-27-25, 05:50 AM

**str** · 07-27-25, 06:10 AM

I was all set. One question,

Can you return lube .

**ProSportsEdge** · 07-27-25, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by unde0087

If anyone is low on lotion go to the store and buy it quickly. Prices will sky rocket by 7 pm eastern as Mets will be on ESPN tonight. The ESPN announcing crew will be buying mass quantities so they can jerk off to Soto all night long and shortages are very likely to follow.

Thank You

lmaooo you’re not wrong—those espn guys act like soto walks on water. might need a whole warehouse of lotion by the 3rd inning.

**unde0087** · 07-27-25, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by ProSportsEdge

lmaooo you’re not wrong—those espn guys act like soto walks on water. might need a whole warehouse of lotion by the 3rd inning.

When ESPN takes Mets games I am super pissed. I would rather listen to blowtard John Smoltz breakdown every pitch like it is man kinds last chance at survival than this BS.

By far worst announcers in the game. I go from listening to best crew in baseball (Gary, Keith, and Ron) to these clowns who act like a bunch of teenage girls gushing over the starting QB to any top player. I thought the first Mets game ESPN covered they were all going to go down to the field and take turns blowing Soto off. It is just embarrassing. I literally have the game on mute by the middle of the first inning. We have to listen to Buster Olney interview everyone in town, then we have to miss half the game because we got to mic every player up with the dumbest interviews possible while the camera focuses on just that one player. Follow that with the worst play by play with guys that have zero humor and jokes from 1980.

I watched the homerun derby for about 20 seconds and just turned it off because those 3, with all those top players, must have nutted 20 times before the first pitch was thrown.

**stevenash** · 07-27-25, 06:56 PM

After listening to Karl, Eddy, and Coney for three innings, I'm now looking for a spade shovel so I can bludgeon my temple.

God, what a brutal listen.

**unde0087** · 07-27-25, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

After listening to Karl, Eddy, and Coney for three innings, I'm now looking for a spade shovel so I can bludgeon my temple.

God, what a brutal listen.

I had it muted after 20 seconds. This just shows how far ESPN has dropped off the map if this is the best they can put out there.

**2Sweeet** · 07-28-25, 01:35 PM

You won't have to worry about this anymore. ESPN won't have Baseball next year