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    daneblazer
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    Spurs assistant coach Becky Hammon

    kinda cute


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    I see why they hired her

    To keep Tony Parker and Ginobili interested in staying another year

    My sources tell me Ginobili packs a big churro in his basketball shorts

    Tim Duncan was completely against this hiring

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    But on a serious note, who can take this hiring seriously? She better be butch, cuz if not...

    What's going to happen when Kawhi Leonard comes out of the shower in nothing but a towel with no one else around and this broad walks in to discuss a drill after the timeout?

    Strictly business?

    Come on

    She bangs half the bench by the end of the year and is let go

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    heard frenchie parker is taking his balls to her hole on a nightly basis.

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    Spedizzo is off the deep end here. Gal is clearly waiting for ole Saggy Popovich to come outta the showers sans towel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spedizzo View Post
    But on a serious note, who can take this hiring seriously? She better be butch, cuz if not...

    What's going to happen when Kawhi Leonard comes out of the shower in nothing but a towel with no one else around and this broad walks in to discuss a drill after the timeout?

    Strictly business?

    Come on

    She bangs half the bench by the end of the year and is let go
    maybe she bats for same team??

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    You guys are horrible in here....

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    bad picture of her actually

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    Becky see me after the game - Pops


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    Quote Originally Posted by beefcake View Post
    You guys are horrible in here....
    yeah because pointing out that a team full of young juiced up testosterone filled basketball players having a hot piece of ass as an assistant coach on the road with them practically 24/7 and the obvious sexual tension it will cause is outrageous

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    good move

    lets see her tonight in action

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    lets be real. no male nba baller gonna take basketball advice for female.

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    I would full court pressure her all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    lets be real. no male nba baller gonna take basketball advice for female.


    especially colored ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    I would full court pressure her all day
    Toniest apologize now!

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    Smokiest I'm horny right now

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    Do the spurs have any white players?

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    is she even allowed in the locker room?

    this will end badly with her suing the spurs for sexual harassment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Smokiest I'm horny right now
    Toniest inappropriate

    Toniest, Petey Wheatstraw just gave you the dirty eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Do the spurs have any white players?
    Manu is white, right?

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    Oh yeah, Bonner is a good player. Big man with the three ball.

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    matt boner is white.

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    Thing is you had to think about it for a minute Manu I don't know about, would need to see his unit to confirm.

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    becky will be in the huddle with spiltter & boner..... sounds like a dp porn video.

    lol

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    Manu would be latino. He is from Argentina.

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    She actually didn't make the US ladies team...but opted to play for Mother Russia in the Olympics.....for Comrade RR

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    lets be real. no male nba baller gonna take basketball advice for female.
    Agreed. Pop going overboard here on this one. But she will be the first bitch with an NBA ring after this year.
    I'd still pork that dyke though.

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    Good hire by the Spurs.

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    Spurs are like the Patriots

    They utilize white players more than other teams (is that why they both win?)

    Look at all the white players on the Spurs:

    Ginobili
    Splitter
    Bonner
    Duncan
    Baynes

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    Duncan.. Hahahaha

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